fitnessgurl Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Warning!There's an e-mail going around offering processed pork, salt and gelatin in a can.Don't open it: it's spam 4 Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 I opened an email the other day and a hook on a line came flying out of the screen at me! I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's a phishing email... 3 Quote Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Engineering Fact:An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. 5 Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
Jittersthe.Clown Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Engineering Fact:An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.Love me a good math/english joke. Quote Level 2 Warforged Druid STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3 "If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free." Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown Current Challange: New Challenges Ahead! Battle Log: Clowning around daily Past Challenges: Leveling Up PvP Jump Rope Boss Continue? System Failure Systems Online Calling Rush Confirm Reset Select World Select Difficulty, Select Character, Repairs, Press Start, First Timer, Jump Rope PVP Challenge Link to comment
Artinum Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Engineering Fact:An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. Love me a good math/english joke. And that one, too. :-P Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Why do men always say they wish women came with instructions or a handbook?When did you ever see a man read instructions?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 6 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
insanity Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Why do men always say they wish women came with instructions or a handbook?When did you ever see a man read instructions?Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI'll read the instructions, but only after I've flipped all the switches, and pressed all the buttons... try to figure out what combo does what... *eyebrow waggle* 9 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
AugustaAdaByron Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 try to figure out what combo does what... (the "combo" reminded me of the Mortal Kombat fatalities.) Quote Level "I have no clue" Warrior Current challenge Battle log Link to comment
insanity Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 (the "combo" reminded me of the Mortal Kombat fatalities.)Hahaha...that makes my comment really demented... :-) Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Artinum Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Why do men always say they wish women came with instructions or a handbook?When did you ever see a man read instructions? I always carefully read the instructions before commencing any project. Drives my partner mad.On one memorable occasion, the only part missing from a flatpack wardrobe WAS the instructions. 1 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 On one memorable occasion, the only part missing from a flatpack wardrobe WAS the instructions.An IKEA worker drone is probably still sniggering into his coffee over that. [emoji6]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Artinum Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 An IKEA worker drone is probably still sniggering into his coffee over that. It was from Argos, not IKEA, and when we called to mention the problem they posted a set to us. I am convinced they took the instructions out of another box. Someone somewhere ended up with another wardrobe sans instructions. Perhaps the same thing happened to us. But back to telling bad jokes. A bar walked into Einstein... 2 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Mark D Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 A priest, a nun, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering about the existence of dogs. How about the very short psychic who was on the run from a murder charge? He was a small medium at large. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and tip the bartenders. 3 Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Why do men always say they wish women came with instructions or a handbook?When did you ever see a man read instructions?Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkBahhahaha! Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
Fearkiller Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 The following conversation: "She was crying in French. It's hard to understand, seriously.""Sacre boo hoo?" (The source isn't linked, but not mine) 1 Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 A priest, a nun, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering about the existence of dogs. How about the very short psychic who was on the run from a murder charge? He was a small medium at large. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and tip the bartenders. Aw dammit! I tipped the veal and tried the bartenders! Quote Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 I'm just happy that they ... "I don't think that's what she meant, dude"Most people think that Barbie comes with Ken, but it's not true. She comes with G.I. Joe. She only fakes it with Ken. 3 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Artinum Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 2 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Mark D Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Most people think that Barbie comes with Ken, but it's not true. She comes with G.I. Joe. She only fakes it with Ken. When I was a kid there were jokes about G.I. Joe's Kung Fu grip...... 1 Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I cannot get this to post a vid. It's an advert for the Triumph Rocket 3 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
insanity Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 https://youtu.be/fPeyhiD7KYwI cannot get this to post a vid. It's an advert for the Triumph Rocket 3Just...awesome... 1 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 6 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 https://youtu.be/fPeyhiD7KYwI cannot get this to post a vid. It's an advert for the Triumph Rocket 3I'm at work and can't get to Youtube, but I Googled and... DO WANT! (and to post videos, put the URL between[media] [/media]tags) 1 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Love this! Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'm at work and can't get to Youtube, but I Googled and... DO WANT! (and to post videos, put the URL between[media] [/media]tags)Still no workie.... Though for some reason if I read it on tapatalk BAM there it is! It's embedded. I don't get it [grumpy face] Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
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