Movie One Liners with a Fitness Twist

[Gainsdalf the Whey]

I love putting fitness twists on movie or literature lines. Hell, my handle on here fits the bill on that one. I recently read this article and a line early on in it gave me the idea to put a fitness twist on the oldest meme around (which my high school and college Physics professor claimed to be one of the orginators of), star wars pants.

 

It's easy. Take a famous movie line, and replace one word with a fitness related term to make it funny. If possible, add a screen shot of that part of the movie to clear it up for those who can't remember the true line.

 

Come with me, if you want to lift.

 

I find your lack of squats disturbing.

 

That there’s some squat rack in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.

 

Got it? Go.

[Oramac]

You don't know the power of the Squat Rack!!!

 

[broddah]

Love the name OP

 

 

You ever seen a grown man squat?

[Oramac]

*Australian accent*  "That's not a squat!  THIS is a squat!"  (Crocodile Dundee)

[Mark D]

Squat rack.  Or no squat rack.  There is no Smith machine.  (said in a Yoda voice)

[Mark D]

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that strength, for lack of a better word, is good. Strength is right, strength works. Strength clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Strength, in all of its forms; Strength for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And strength, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

[Cat in the rack]

"You merely adopted the squat rack. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the smith machine until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but blinding."

 

[Cat in the rack]

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[Cat in the rack]

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[BlackTezca]

"Don't talk like you're one of them!  You're not, even if you'd like to be.  To them you're just a freak, like me.  They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out—like a leper.  See, their smith machines, their "cleanses"…it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of donuts.  They're only as good as the scale allows them to be.  I'll show you, when the chips and salsa are gone, these—ah—"civilised people"?  They'll eat each other.  See, I'm not a meathead.  I'm just ahead of the curve."

(I hope this is good *prays*)

[Oramac]

"Don't talk like you're one of them!  You're not, even if you'd like to be.  To them you're just a freak, like me.  They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out—like a leper.  See, their smith machines, their "cleanses"…it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of donuts.  They're only as good as the scale allows them to be.  I'll show you, when the chips and salsa are gone, these—ah—"civilised people"?  They'll eat each other.  See, I'm not a meathead.  I'm just ahead of the curve."

(I hope this is good *prays*)

 

Yes.   That is very good.  

[Br0din]

"Don't talk like you're one of them!  You're not, even if you'd like to be.  To them you're just a freak, like me.  They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out—like a leper.  See, their smith machines, their "cleanses"…it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of donuts.  They're only as good as the scale allows them to be.  I'll show you, when the chips and salsa are gone, these—ah—"civilised people"?  They'll eat each other.  See, I'm not a meathead.  I'm just ahead of the curve."

(I hope this is good *prays*)

 

/standing slow clap

[kaelvan]

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Planet Fitness anymore." (Wizard of OZ...but you knew that)

 

 

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my squats." (Sunset Boulevard)

 

"You can't handle the squats!" (A Few Good Men)

 

"We'll always have yoga."  (Casablanca)

[Hazard]

[insanity]

"That they may take our lives. But they’ll never take … OUR FREE WEIGHTS!â€

[weakogre]

dreams can come true:

 

[Cat in the rack]

 

 

"Lift or die, make your choice."

[Cat in the rack]

dreams can come true:

 

 

I can't not post this

 

[Oramac]

Man you are just on a roll.  

[ZalatwicZach]

"The good Carb, bad Carb routine?"

 

[jfreaksho]

My name is Maximus Deadlifticus Sumoridius, commander of the Benches of the North, General of the Prowler Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Squattus Barbendius. Despoiler of the quarter-rep, friend to the lifters of Olympus. And I will have my squat rack, in this gym or the next.

[Gainsdalf the Whey]

These are great guys, keep em coming!

[jdanger]

"Don't talk like you're one of them!  You're not, even if you'd like to be.  To them you're just a freak, like me.  They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out—like a leper.  See, their smith machines, their "cleanses"…it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of donuts.  They're only as good as the scale allows them to be.  I'll show you, when the chips and salsa are gone, these—ah—"civilised people"?  They'll eat each other.  See, I'm not a meathead.  I'm just ahead of the curve."

(I hope this is good *prays*)

 

This was fantastic.

[BlackTezca]

I gots one more:

[Cat in the rack]

 

"Just this once, everybody lifts."