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Serins' Soujourn - The Witch of the Wood


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Salutations, fellow sojourners. I am here to play and win the elusive prize dangling beyond my grasp - that of the refinement, indeed the perfection of the physical aspect of life.

I have conquered the metaphysical (being most proficient in the field of chaos magic and siren song sorcery), and desire to level up, as they say ... and I enter this arena well on my way. I have conquered the two demons of sugar and grain, nigh on one and a half rotations of the earth around the sun, and as a result, achieved my desired body weight and am maintaining with ease! I consume only the healthiest of meats, vegetables, fats, cream and cheese, nuts, seeds and fruit, and have for many moons now.

I have reduced (but not eliminated) the scourge of arthritic inflammation in several joints allowing me to forge ahead with an excersise program.

Accompanied by my faithful familiar (Mitzi the MinPin), I venture afar at least 60 minutes, twice daily, our habit as we experiment with sprinting, walking and jogging intervals ...

And, most important, I found Steve Kamb and this site. I've joined the roster for his mail outs and am following his daily instructions for those new to this world. I was graciously invited to quest along side the Order of the Stick members in their latest challange "Walking to Mordor" and I am anticipating the beginning of the next big Six Week Challange, hoping I can prove myself worthy.

For now, I will log my miles to Mordor, habituate the every-other-day Beginner Body Weight Workout and start composing my first personal Quest!

Yours in Majic,

Serin.

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ps. Did I mention my familiars little "problem"? Mitzi is unfortunately a tad challanged in life, being, well, not actually alive. Zombified to be exact. It takes some creative spell casting to normalize her for our forays into the general populace!

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I hope all your posts are in character. Welcome to the rebellion.

Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim
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Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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Your familiar is cute as a button and welcome to the order of the stick!!     I am a lowly and humble scout who knows when to steal and when not too.  (mostly)

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