Evicious Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 So, I spend a good portion of my time in the Pinterest black hole, and I have begun to notice something vaguely... unfair... about a lot of fitness memes. For starters, shit like this: Spoiler Now, that works perfectly well for your average bisexual, lesbian, and straight males... but wuddabout ME? Where's my sexy-man-in-the-kitchen meme? Turns out, there are pictures floating around out there of hot men standing in front of cookware - but apparently no one thought to meme them. That is a HUGE oversight, in my opinion! So I figured if the memes weren't magically appearing for me, then I'd get busy doing the dirty work and make them appear. And then I thought, "Hey, I wonder if anyone else on the internet ever thought about this thing too?" And then I made this thread to find out. I'm a proactive kind of person like that. So here, for no other reason than my own curiosity, is a thread of Fitness Memery For Everyone! Feel free to post your own, if you have that kind of time (like I do), or request a remake if you don't. I'm interested to see what kind of balance we can bring to the fitness meme front. For example: Spoiler 9 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Thanks for linking to that!!! Awesome memery, one and all. And also, I got news for ya: splash-back burns no matter where it hits you. I've had my boobs burned before, and there is no bra is the world that doesn't make it worse. I imagine the same goes for any other area of the body that is covered in restrictive clothing. 1 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Oh, and this one was a real hole in the interwebz: I searched high and low for a male variant, and came up empty. So for all the females out there who would like to succinctly explain their preference: Spoiler 1 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Hard work builds character - and abs, apparently. Took awhile to find a reasonable picture of a female to remake this one: Spoiler Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Guzzi Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 I'll get in on this. Soon. Because. Because I'm busy right now goddammit, that's why! 2 hours ago, RandMart said: I've done a few myself Nice work Rand. I'm sure I would appreciate those of I ever think of running as anything other that a slow, horrible method of torture. 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Aesthetics are important to everyone. But I'm cheap, and easily bored, so I pay for a gym membership instead of a wardrobe. Spoiler 3 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Squat booty: everybody needs one. Spoiler 3 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 DOMS has its sexy side. Spoiler 1 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Raincloak Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Hmph. If that twiggy chick in the OP lifts, I will eat my hat.* * I need to get a hat that is tiny and made of chocolate, just in case 2 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
EmiWantsToLiftThings Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 28 minutes ago, RandMart said: Evie's making FitPorn!!! I'm over here laughing my squat booty off 1 Quote ~*****~ Food Log ~*****~ Battle Log ~*****~ Current Challenge~*****~ Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 hour ago, RandMart said: Evie's making FitPorn!!! Evie's making FitPorn!!! Evie's making FitPorn!!! LMFAO! Evie's just trying to level the meme playing field by dealing everyone an even hand! But she's also not exactly complaining about having to look at rockin' bods to do it. 8 hours ago, Raincloak said: Hmph. If that twiggy chick in the OP lifts, I will eat my hat.* * I need to get a hat that is tiny and made of chocolate, just in case Yeah, that's another thing I've noticed about a lot of fitness memes featuring women: about half of them are clearly not fitness models, they're just regular skinny-minnies. Rather off-putting from time to time, but... *rolls eyes* Not really worth taking my time to "correct". Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Plenty of Arnold memes, my iPad unfortunately is not letting me post any! 1 Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Spoiler Nope not working here either! Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 I do loooooove me some Arnold! This one's my personal favorite: Spoiler I should make a complimentary meme with one of the Crossfit chicks... 3 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Deviated a bit from the pattern by making a more realistic version of this particular one: Spoiler 1 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted August 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 I see your man hands, and I raise you bar + distal female anatomy... Spoiler 2 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
LucentFrost Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 I want more! Quote My Character Profile | Past Chronicle Link to comment
Maigs Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 I've seen the male version of this a lot but just saw this one the other day 3 Quote Maigs Resurrects From the Dead Link to comment
Myrdinn Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 I like this thread. Equal opportunity ftw. Quote Level 2 Warlock Battle Log | First Challenge | Current Challenge Link to comment
Guzzi Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 You guys are slacking. More memes please! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Evicious Posted September 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 22 hours ago, Guzzi said: You guys are slacking. More memes please! My bad! Working on it. Spoiler 1 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Evicious Posted September 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Made myself chuckle Spoiler 3 Quote Evicious, Khajjit Ranger STR 7 | DEX 13 | STA 3 | CON 6 | WIS 16 | CHA 4 Current 4WC: Evicious: The Unburdening II + Blitz Week! Fitocracy! I Play To Win! Keep up the momentum! Link to comment
Mike_d85 Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 I'm going to have to get a picture of myself lifting to make a "Gym Hair Don't Care" meme for this thread. I look like Macho Man Randy Savage stuck his finger in a light socket when I get to the weight room. 1 Quote My Battle Log I'm on Strava for my running now. Check out Kick! too. You unlock gear with your progress on Strava. Link to comment
Guzzi Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I don't like this! Can someone play around to make it a little less like women have no value other than as a girlfriend??? Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 And I just plain old love this one!!! 5 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
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