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On 8/26/2016 at 0:45 PM, JustCallMeAmber said:

Does anybody else tend to get an over-developed sense of smell when they get headaches? Or am I turning into some sort of d-list superhero?

 

 

I too am more bothered by smells when I have a headache. It makes bathroom trips...perilous.

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2 hours ago, SevenofSeven said:

I can't even........:cower:

What the.........?

 

I know, right? I'm pretty sure that ass has been photoshopped, legging don't "go in" like that. Either that or she's actually naked and its body-paint...? :huh: 

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Snape, Fish, Schneider, both Patty and Cathy, Garibaldi, R2-D2, and now Willy Wonka? 2016 can fuck the fuck off.

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Günther - Ding dong song (You touch my tralala)

 

Yeah, the title pretty much sums it up :P

Some sexual innuendo, slight nudity.

 

Rather awesome, though.

 

(Don't ask how I found it.:D

You're better off not knowing..)

 

 
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23 hours ago, RandMart said:

 

You forgot about Bowie, Prince, and Glenn Frey already?

I was going with actors. Don't get me started on musicians...

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

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Hmm, so they were.

 

Damn you, 2016! <shakes fist impotently at nothing at all>

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

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"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

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So @RandMart when is it ok for dudes to wear white Lycra on their bikes and let the world see the sweaty crack? OMG, actually saw it today and nearly spat my coffee over the dashboard, he was everywhere, because we were on the freeway at rush hour, we would go and stop and go and stop and everytime we stopped THERE HE WAS! It was like a car accident, I couldn't drag my eyes away! 

 

The thing is............I instantly thought of you........... @RandMart :highly_amused:

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Wait! What............?

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Idk where else to post this so it's going here for now.

 

In the most recent episode of Steven Universe...

Mr. Smiley reminds me rather strongly of Jim Morales from Code Lyoko.



 

"You used to be a comedian?!"

"I'd rather not talk about it."

 

Previously

"Mr. Smiley was a musician?!"

"Yeah, apparently he used to be an R&B artist."

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Woo I'm back from a much needed vacation, I'm also feeling like crap because I ate like crap, so I'm going to do the Gallon of water challenge for the next few days, what's the over/under of how many times I will end up having to pee

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On 9/3/2016 at 9:01 AM, RandMart said:

Proper bike shorts had a foam pad in the bottom, so there should not be a wedgie issue

 

Now, if this fellow's shorts were riding down, and you were getting some pedal-powered plumber butt, then that is just a poor fit on his part

 

Personally, when doing long rides on the road, i wear this kind ...

 

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They stay put

 

And thanks for thinking of me, Sev ... I think?

 

Do you have the shirt and hat to go with them?

 

FREE-SHIPPING-Mens-font-b-Lederhosen-b-f

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

- Maurice Moss

 

 

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On 8/29/2016 at 2:55 PM, Guzzi said:

 

I know, right? I'm pretty sure that ass has been photoshopped, legging don't "go in" like that. Either that or she's actually naked and its body-paint...? :huh: 

I can confirm, as of a couple days ago, and one lady walking down the sidewalk that the image you are referring to is possible...

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On 9/3/2016 at 5:17 AM, SevenofSeven said:

So @RandMart when is it ok for dudes to wear white Lycra on their bikes and let the world see the sweaty crack? OMG, actually saw it today and nearly spat my coffee over the dashboard, he was everywhere, because we were on the freeway at rush hour, we would go and stop and go and stop and everytime we stopped THERE HE WAS! It was like a car accident, I couldn't drag my eyes away! 

 

The thing is............I instantly thought of you........... @RandMart :highly_amused:

 

Maybe he just wanted to be really, really sure you saw him.  Visibility is important for bicycle safety.

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3 hours ago, insanity said:

I can confirm, as of a couple days ago, and one lady walking down the sidewalk that the image you are referring to is possible...

Behold the power of yoga pants....

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

- Maurice Moss

 

 

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Even women's "boy short" underwear ride up the ass. They are constructed like two rectangles with a strip of fabric in the middle, at least all of the ones I have tried in the past. I gave up on them years ago. If someone knows of a brand of women's underwear that are actually constructed like actual boy shorts, please let me know ASAP. 

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Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature
We're the kids that easily bruise
We're the geeks and the creatures
Outer space hillbillies from the moon
Get stupid on your time
Keep your geriatric biker fight
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're Alright
We're Alright
Well we both know that our day will come
The revolution has begun
So raise your fists and take a stand
With your super cool...
Super cool wrist bands!
We broke out
And now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive

 

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4 minutes ago, Taddea Zhaan said:

Even women's "boy short" underwear ride up the ass. They are constructed like two rectangles with a strip of fabric in the middle, at least all of the ones I have tried in the past. I gave up on them years ago. If someone knows of a brand of women's underwear that are actually constructed like actual boy shorts, please let me know ASAP. 

You could always try men's boxer briefs, little bit longer in the legs than boy shorts

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