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  1. Dearest Fellow Assassins, I present you all that I've translated of the first new journal I received, dictating the next part of the story of The Alchemist: My fire is dying. The wood is sparse around here and all that I've found is wet. This area is so dark and dead but it's the only place I can be. Two days ago I passed through a village only to find that someone had already visited looking for me. I'm not sure how close I was to being captured and held prisoner for the hit man to come get me. So now I sit here, holding my life in
  2. Dearest Fellow Assassins, I'd like you to please forgive my indecency in our last meetings. Due to some sever troubles in my life I lost the rest of the journals written by The Alchemist and so the rest of the story was lost. I feel so bad about that and I even considered never coming back to start another story lest I mess it up again. However, today I received a package in the mail from an anonymous sender. At first, I wasn't that interested but then I realized that someone, though I don't yet know who, has sent more journals concerning the fabled
  3. Dearest All, more from the journal of the Dynamic Alchemist. I woke up sore from my workout on the previous day. It had been a fairly easy workout and yet I found myself troubled with it, further evidence that I've let myself go. Nevertheless, I planned to shake off the ache and get just a little bit of work in although leaving the day most to rest. I had a visitor today. One of few people I know from the outside world. The guards let her take me out of my cell for half the day and I was able to get some fresh air and different scenery. Unfortunately, I got
  4. Today was kind of a rough day for me, I'll admit. With no sleep I was quick to crash in the middle of the day. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I started the morning off by doing the Beginner Bodyweight circuit three times.I thought I was going to die. I know it's been awhile but I didn't expect to feel that bad doing it. On the other hand, I did it without sleep and having eaten naught but sugary badness. I plan on focusing on more movement tomorrow instead of a "workout" more like a "play out". I wouldn't say that I am new to parkour but I would say that I am a beginner. When I was yo
  5. I am also super jealous of your parkour classes. Please keep updates of how those go, like what you did and how much you hurt afterwards. As for the friend goal, I think that should be a goal for everybody. Who couldn't use more friends?* *This questions completely ignores the idea of some form of a facebook reference. Anyway, good luck with your challenge!
  6. Hey guys, the time has come. A new challenge is before us all. Even The Dynamic Alchemist, locked in his prison is ready for the challenge. Perhaps my real goal is not to outrun my assailants but rather to outrun myself. I have wondered lately if control over myself is what I have really been craving, what I truly desire. If this is the case, the weeks ahead bear no changes in anything other than significance. after these weeks, I will be stronger and faster and, overall, better. Even if I am confronted by my attacker and I am taken down, forced to pay the price that all men pay
  7. I'm really interested in your challenge, I relate to it a lot. I'm in love with parkour and I know what college is like although I'm only just going into my second year of undergraduate studies. I wish you luck on your challenges and a swift wind to carry you over your obstacles.
  8. When you train with the assassins, nothing is too much. No challenge is to difficult. No obstacle cannot be overcome by our fancy ninja skills.
  9. I'm glad I have intrigued you. It's been too long since I've actually kept up with one of these things but I like taking the role-playing farther than normal. I will continue the story as I translate the journals I have.
  10. Too long? Didn't read? Main quest: To increase fluidity and agility Missions: Practice parkour twice a week Train at least five times a week Limit intake of sugary foods and drink Life Quest: Read for at least an hour a day. Motivation: To be comfortable with my body in both look and function.
  11. So it’s been a little while since I told anyone a story but I feel like telling you all a story now. It’s one of my favorite stories. The best part is that the story is a true one and is taken from the journal of a great man. So without further ado, I give you the story of the Dynamic Alchemist. (If you’re too lazy to read, the moral is in the next post). I am known by many simply as The Alchemist, though recently, I've mostly been known as The Prisoner. I have been in prison for a long time now, accused of practicing the forbidden art of
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