Countess D'If

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  1. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    79 Days Head cold feels like an alien on my face.
  2. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A COLD!!! Ugh. I'm going to bed early. By which I mean now.
  3. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    80 days! I am disappointed in my back slide last week, but I will attempt to correct that by being super prepared this week. And I've already reaped the benefits of the preparation plan, I over slept this morning because it was bloody cold. But since everything was packed and ready to go, all I had to do was shower, get dressed, grab my lunch bag out of the fridge and head out. Yay! I'm a little down today and I can't really work out why.
  4. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    I have just accidentally invented a food that I am calling fire meat. It’s ground beef, green peppers, cheese, poblano and jalapeños. It’s spicy. I’m packing some sour cream in with it, because first, I love sour cream, and second I am kind of a spice wuss. But also I love spicy food. So. I’m a Mystery
  5. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    81 Days! All non-hangover related failures are the result of poor planning. Planning better today. Meal prep, laundry, cleaning, scheduling. My stomach is killing me, though.
  6. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    82 days Hangover, day 2. Some one kill me
  7. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    Recovering from girls night out with a good ole fashioned introverts day
  8. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    Girls night out definitely made up for the poopoo kaka day. Wine, pasta, and OJ Simpson. Because, Las Vegas? Also went and saw the 50 shades movie. Tried v hard to behave self. Self was not having it. Self would be really good at cinema sins.
  9. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    84 Days I'm in a horrible mood. I'm pissed off. Everything is awful. I'm trying to power through it because I get to have a girls' night tonight! Yay! But between now and there there is 5.5 hours of this JOB. Ugh this job. I fell off the wagon big time stylie last night. I'm annoyed at myself, but I'm going to get over it. This should be more substantive, but I am in such a foul mood.
  10. starting my battle log! yeah! I guess in the future I will be in the Druid Guild because I am a Yoga nerd. I will be participating in the upcoming November Challenge. Drawing on my response to the "Level-Up your life" question, by level 50 looks like this: I am a sucessful attorney, kicking ass and taking names. I have a house with a big picture window (very important, not superfucial at all). I run 5K every morning and I can do crow pose for at least 5 breath cycles. I am a size 10, again not in any way a superficial goal :-) On the less superficial side, I want the small human who lives with me to see a happy, healthy mom and not make the bad life choices I made that got me here. On the superficial side agian, I wanna be HAWT! Well, I'm already a hot hot bitch, I just want my outside to match the kick-ass ass kicker on the inside. She's all buried by squishy and she's PISSED! She understands that in reality, this is not superficial at all, but self-esteem based. My real goal is to be her again, because she is awesome. My real goal is to somehow merge that lady with me. My real goal is to remember that lady is me. To get here there are a million steps : keep running, keep practicing crow (that bitch hard!) and re-take the LSAT in June. Not happy with my previous score. So: Goals in Life - Yoga Monday, Wednesday, Friday at noon. <3 Run Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday after work, come rain or shine. But not the occasional blizzard we get here. Keep up this log every weekday Prepare for the LSAT in June. Stab the LSAT in the liver and eat its babies in front of it as it dies slowly and painfully. HATE this TEST!!!!!! It is the enemy and it must be slain! Red Wedding that bitch! No more sneaking out of work for fast food - if I find myself in my car heading that direction, divert to Jimmy John's. That's the current outlook. I have one financial goal, need to get out of debt - but I think I have that handled. Eff you, Visa (cause it's totally Visa's fault) FIT IN THE DRESS!!!! (before photos and photos of "The Dress" to come)