Countess D'If

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  1. Countess D'If - Battle Log of Awesomeness!

    I don't mean to freak anybody out, but I HAVE TO TAKE THE BAR EXAM IN NINE WEEKS!!! So there's that. My brain bots have decided that I am worthless because I'm fat. This makes no sense because I'M A FUCKING JD, BITCHES. HOWEVER. . . And I'm aware of that. I signed up for this ish. My brain does not need to be sabotaging me, thank you very much. So I had a chat with my brain bots and we've come to a compromise. In that I am the boss and they need to STUF. So, as the boss, I need to prepare for the bar exam. According to everyone everywhere, this is going to suck my soul out of my eyeballs and I need to take care of myself better than I've ever taken care of myself before. I have money covered first because as we all know, that is my A#1 freak-out trigger. So my brain bots looked for a secondary freak out to freak out over. They chose being fat. Which seems silly, because I've always been fat. I mean, they may as well have chosen "YOU'RE BRUNETTE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I've tried to redirect the brain bots as much as I can and head them off by appeasing them where I can. I've taken like a million steps toward self care. I used my $55 amazon gift certificate for a waterpik and fancy charcoal toothpaste. I'm going to buy a sonicare toothbrush this evening. So the brain bots can't attack me for my oral hygiene. I have food at home so the brain bots can't attack me for eating fast food or drinking soda. I have pens and notebooks and everything beautiful and fancy to keep the brain bots happy during the bar study course. I have work out clothes set out and a dedicated hour in the morning to lift weight and do cardio and run and keep the brain bots from calling me lazy. I have friends and taco tuesdays to remind me that the brain bots are liars. Let's see, what else are the brain bots clamouring for? Oh, yeah, I have melatonin and Dear Scooter's Sleep With Me podcast to distract the brain bots while I try to sleep. The house is on its way to tidy so the brain bots can't harass me for being lazy there, either. So, yeah. I don't know when the next brain bot attack will occur, but we'll burn that bridge when we cross it.
  2. starting my battle log! yeah! I guess in the future I will be in the Druid Guild because I am a Yoga nerd. I will be participating in the upcoming November Challenge. Drawing on my response to the "Level-Up your life" question, by level 50 looks like this: I am a sucessful attorney, kicking ass and taking names. I have a house with a big picture window (very important, not superfucial at all). I run 5K every morning and I can do crow pose for at least 5 breath cycles. I am a size 10, again not in any way a superficial goal :-) On the less superficial side, I want the small human who lives with me to see a happy, healthy mom and not make the bad life choices I made that got me here. On the superficial side agian, I wanna be HAWT! Well, I'm already a hot hot bitch, I just want my outside to match the kick-ass ass kicker on the inside. She's all buried by squishy and she's PISSED! She understands that in reality, this is not superficial at all, but self-esteem based. My real goal is to be her again, because she is awesome. My real goal is to somehow merge that lady with me. My real goal is to remember that lady is me. To get here there are a million steps : keep running, keep practicing crow (that bitch hard!) and re-take the LSAT in June. Not happy with my previous score. So: Goals in Life - Yoga Monday, Wednesday, Friday at noon. <3 Run Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday after work, come rain or shine. But not the occasional blizzard we get here. Keep up this log every weekday Prepare for the LSAT in June. Stab the LSAT in the liver and eat its babies in front of it as it dies slowly and painfully. HATE this TEST!!!!!! It is the enemy and it must be slain! Red Wedding that bitch! No more sneaking out of work for fast food - if I find myself in my car heading that direction, divert to Jimmy John's. That's the current outlook. I have one financial goal, need to get out of debt - but I think I have that handled. Eff you, Visa (cause it's totally Visa's fault) FIT IN THE DRESS!!!! (before photos and photos of "The Dress" to come)