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Tomu-san

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About Tomu-san

  • Rank
    Trooper
  • Birthday 08/04/1962

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  • Location
    Lehigh Acres, FL, USA
  • Class
    ranger
  1. You could just look up the 2010 winning lottery numbers and deliver them directly. Time fuel is expensive.
  2. But... this is the way we always did it!
  3. To borrow a quote from Sir Hector's doctor, "Alive and still dying." How about you?
  4. Find a site or a YouTube channel that does recaps, read/watch that.
  5. We have two cats that look like that - Belanos (Bela for short) and Persephone (Ni-ni). Persephone has much less white in her bib.
  6. What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist spends their time pulling habits out of rats...
  7. "I have some bad news and some worse news." "Oh no, Doctor! What's the bad news?" "Your test results came back, and they said you only have 2 days to live." "That's terrible! What news could possibly be worse?" "Well, I tried to get in touch with you yesterday...."
  8. I remember hearing about her on some crime procedural show the wife and I watch, but I couldn't recall the name without Google. 18th century or 20th century?
  9. Still a good start, you racist bastard!
  10. People are shocked when they find out that I'm a lousy electrician.
  11. What does it sound like when whales cry? Blubber, blubber, blubber!
  12. I stole my ex-girlfriend's wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back to me...
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