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Everything posted by Tomu-san
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You could just look up the 2010 winning lottery numbers and deliver them directly. Time fuel is expensive.
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But... this is the way we always did it!
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To borrow a quote from Sir Hector's doctor, "Alive and still dying." How about you?
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Find a site or a YouTube channel that does recaps, read/watch that.
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We have two cats that look like that - Belanos (Bela for short) and Persephone (Ni-ni). Persephone has much less white in her bib.
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Where do bad rainbows go? Prism.
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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist spends their time pulling habits out of rats...
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"I have some bad news and some worse news." "Oh no, Doctor! What's the bad news?" "Your test results came back, and they said you only have 2 days to live." "That's terrible! What news could possibly be worse?" "Well, I tried to get in touch with you yesterday...."
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I remember hearing about her on some crime procedural show the wife and I watch, but I couldn't recall the name without Google. 18th century or 20th century?
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Yes, plz.
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Still a good start, you racist bastard!
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People are shocked when they find out that I'm a lousy electrician.
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Hauʻoli ka lā, Hawaii!
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What does it sound like when whales cry? Blubber, blubber, blubber!
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I stole my ex-girlfriend's wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back to me...
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Why is it that Mothers and Fathers only get a day, but Sharks get a whole week?
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In my day, the internet was called "books"...
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Queen: great band or greatest band?
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Late at night, the weird old house gets lonely. I guess every form of refuge has its price.
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A woman is at her husband's funeral. A man sits next to her and asks, "May I say a word?" The woman says, "Yes, please do." The man stands up, clears his throat, and says, "Plethora," then sits back down. "Thank you," says the widow. "That means a lot."
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What alignment is rice? Pilafal good.
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There's always a way to reuse them...
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What, pray tell, is a Socrates Café? They don't put hemlock in a random cup of coffee, do they?
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Winters is happening here...