Firedance

I can do barbell squats!!!! WOO

Is it summer yet?

This guy says to me, today, that all women secretly want to be in a relationship like the one in Fifty Shades, and if we /don't/ want that, well, we actually /do/, and just don't know that's what we want until it happens to us, at which point we realize it's actually what we want. Um. Um, sir? Sir, where are you getting your information? Because that's not how I thought...it works...?

Said yes instead of staying home shy!

Pandora, go home, you're drunk. Today's ads: plastic surgery clinics (uh, no), egg freezing (uhhhhhhhhh, no) and McDonal'd's ads IN SPANISH (I don't speak Spanish, also, ew, fast food).

First work out since February. Bring it on!

Leotards and tights make for the best snowy weather wear, what are you talking about?