OU101
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All right, here we go again... *Jumps from low church spire* *lands, albeit hard, in a haystack* Ah! I did it!
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A menacing looking Minotaur stands behind you *He clears his throat* "hmmm mmmooove!". Would you mind, getting off my wife's dinner? "Look, we don't go out much and this is kind of our anniversary. This is the only time we could get a calf sitter."
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Managing to contain my surprise, I swiftly jump up and brush the remaining hay from my clothes. "My apologies," I said, "Might I make amends by acquiring a fresh meal for you?"
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*The cow looks approvingly at her husband, then timidly back at you* "Yes, please", she says, softly. "If it's no trouble, I'd really love a burger..."
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