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I said no to cupcakes. That's gotta be worth like a billion points, right?
SomeGuyFromScotland
In that case, what Def said.
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Depends on the flavour. It's a sliding scale.
Didn't get the job. Dammit.
Keep at it, BC, good things will happen.
Just a quick hello to everyone. Sooo hi! *waves*
Hiiii! *waves back*
Are you ready to commit at a level you've never been committed before? Fuck, yes!
I'm intrigued!
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Better Call Saul. PLEASING.
If Buff is nude, where would he hide the Curly Wurlys?
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Nervous about the job interview in 5 hours. Wish me luck!
Nail it!
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new weight rating. 205 lbs!!! that means I have lost over 80 lbs since last July!
Outstanding!
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Things I hear in my office: "I'm just the company prostitute."
It's an unusual workplace incentive scheme, I'll grant you that.
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Chocolate-Free February ACTIVATE.
Disclaimer: this challenge period only. It's fair game on the 27th.
I have NEVER left a glove inside an elderly woman. As far as I know.
I disagree. The perfect girls' night out movie for Valentine's Day is not How to Be Single. Deadpool is.
Marry me.
A serious case of the "meh's" today. It might be one of those days best spent reading...
Iron Man knows what you need.
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I want to start planning Feb's challenge! :D
DO IT! I did mine today.
Building my next spreadsheet. <3 "Weekend Zero."
Awesome, right?
My services are always at your disposal. <eleventy
72 hour fast... broken with cauliflower pakora!
It was a church thing. We do it every January.
Next year has no idea how hard I am going to boss it. Don't tell it. I want to see it's face when I kick it square in the nuts.
Oooo, saucy.
Hail, Mistress Pain.
Paid two days early?! WHOOOOOOO! *fargo strut*
Besides, sharing wine? What are we, French?
You have to admit, as all-purpose answers go, it's a pretty foolproof one.
I say "fuckem."
Croissant or Donut, YOU DECIDE
Spooks, Def and I are the sweet, salty goo that holds the Pancakes together. #pWo
Must not hate job. Must not hate job. Job is paying my rent. Job is paying my rent...
If it's any consolation, I'm 43 tomorrow, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
Come taste The Donut...
Best rec'nise!
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