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SomeGuyFromScotland

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  1. I said no to cupcakes. That's gotta be worth like a billion points, right?

  2. I said no to cupcakes. That's gotta be worth like a billion points, right?

  3. Are you ready to commit at a level you've never been committed before? Fuck, yes!

  4. Better Call Saul. PLEASING.

    1. SomeGuyFromScotland

      SomeGuyFromScotland

      If Buff is nude, where would he hide the Curly Wurlys?

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  5. new weight rating. 205 lbs!!! that means I have lost over 80 lbs since last July!

  6. Things I hear in my office: "I'm just the company prostitute."

    1. SomeGuyFromScotland

      SomeGuyFromScotland

      It's an unusual workplace incentive scheme, I'll grant you that.

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  7. Chocolate-Free February ACTIVATE.

    1. SomeGuyFromScotland

      SomeGuyFromScotland

      Disclaimer: this challenge period only. It's fair game on the 27th. :)

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  8. Chocolate-Free February ACTIVATE.

    1. SomeGuyFromScotland

      SomeGuyFromScotland

      I have NEVER left a glove inside an elderly woman. As far as I know.

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  9. I disagree. The perfect girls' night out movie for Valentine's Day is not How to Be Single. Deadpool is.

  10. A serious case of the "meh's" today. It might be one of those days best spent reading...

  11. Building my next spreadsheet. <3 "Weekend Zero."

  12. 72 hour fast... broken with cauliflower pakora!

  13. Next year has no idea how hard I am going to boss it. Don't tell it. I want to see it's face when I kick it square in the nuts.

  14. Next year has no idea how hard I am going to boss it. Don't tell it. I want to see it's face when I kick it square in the nuts.

  15. Paid two days early?! WHOOOOOOO! *fargo strut*

  16. Paid two days early?! WHOOOOOOO! *fargo strut*

    1. SomeGuyFromScotland

      SomeGuyFromScotland

      You have to admit, as all-purpose answers go, it's a pretty foolproof one.

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  17. Croissant or Donut, YOU DECIDE

    1. SomeGuyFromScotland

      SomeGuyFromScotland

      Spooks, Def and I are the sweet, salty goo that holds the Pancakes together. #pWo

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  18. Must not hate job. Must not hate job. Job is paying my rent. Job is paying my rent...

    1. SomeGuyFromScotland

      SomeGuyFromScotland

      If it's any consolation, I'm 43 tomorrow, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

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