Koaladle

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  1. I think I need a vacation from life.

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      Koaladle

      Sound-blocking, wireless headphones, bubble bath, wine. It may only be a couple hours, but nobody is going to bother you if the door is barricaded and you can't hear them. :D

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  2. This guy says to me, today, that all women secretly want to be in a relationship like the one in Fifty Shades, and if we /don't/ want that, well, we actually /do/, and just don't know that's what we want until it happens to us, at which point we realize it's actually what we want. Um. Um, sir? Sir, where are you getting your information? Because that's not how I thought...it works...?

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      Koaladle

      Additionally, there are men who want to be dominated and women who want to dominate. That clown speaks from ignorance. Please give him a rainbow wig and a big, red nose.

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  3. This guy says to me, today, that all women secretly want to be in a relationship like the one in Fifty Shades, and if we /don't/ want that, well, we actually /do/, and just don't know that's what we want until it happens to us, at which point we realize it's actually what we want. Um. Um, sir? Sir, where are you getting your information? Because that's not how I thought...it works...?

    1. Koaladle

      Koaladle

      The guy is sooooooo wrooooooong. The dealio is Safe, Sane, Consensual (something 50 Shades is NOT) for folks into BDSM. That said BDSM is not for everyone--just like religion, broccoli, and boat shoes.

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  4. My Christmas tree makes a better lamp than my actual lamp. Does that mean I can use it all year?

    1. Koaladle

      Koaladle

      ge due to moving from a large place. I used selective unpacking to suit our current situation, so even if I wanted to put it away I have no idea where it would go.

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  5. My Christmas tree makes a better lamp than my actual lamp. Does that mean I can use it all year?

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      Koaladle

      Fake tree, white LED lights, weeping angel tree topper (which I really don't want to put away but probably should because I /really/ need to blink. It's been over a month!).

      Current plan is to decorate for different holidays using things I would normally just discard (toilet paper rolls are amazingly versatile) or make perler bead decorations; Valentine's day and 8-bit health hearts, for instance.

      ALSO TO CONSIDER: My tiny apartment has no available stora...

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  6. It's only when I'm halfway through the comments section that I remember nothing good lurks in the comments section.

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      Koaladle

      I looked up a news article and the comments were astoundingly ugly.

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  7. OMG HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS

    1. Koaladle

      Koaladle

      WHY DID THIS TAKE SO LONG TO GET IN MY LIFE?

  8. "What are we going to do today Brain?"..."The same thing we do everyday Pinky. Try to take over the world!"

  9. Iron Man vs. Magneto...who would win?

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      Koaladle

      Ironman; because comics have taught me that he who is most witty wins, regardless of who survives. Magneto would never get that last sarcastic quip out of his head, allowing Ironman to haunt him for years to come.

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  10. Survey: What is your favorite evening activity during the week?

  11. If you're having a rough day, count your wins in binary.

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      Koaladle

      11: you woke up, you logged in, and whatever one you're counting. :-)

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  12. IF this morning followed by great food for the rest of the day. Gonna try eggplant fries for something different.

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      Koaladle

      I don't like the sound of that at all, but then again things have changed a lot in the last two weeks. Let me know how that goes!

  13. That awkward moment when you mistake the status box for a search box.

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      Koaladle

      STATUS is OTHER USER YOU ARE ALL I THINK ABOUT BLERGHFJFJJDS!

      (creepy)

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  14. Made some beautiful pumpkin pancakes. And then accidently flipped my plate and dropped them on the floor. Not a great start to my day

  15. Made some beautiful pumpkin pancakes. And then accidently flipped my plate and dropped them on the floor. Not a great start to my day

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      Koaladle

      Oh no! :-( I was getting ready to be excited about your pancakes and then tragedy struck!

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  16. UncleHuggyBear is doing great on the Sleep Challenge! Help me lose and cheer him on!

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      Koaladle

      He has to keep it up for a week! He has a Blizzcon-filled weekend, so it's going to be a real challenge to keep it up. I think making bets is a fun way to add side quests. I can give someone else motivation while setting a high bar for myself. If they hold up their end of the deal, I am duty bound to comply. It's effective pressure and it's fun for everyone!

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  17. If awesomesue runs in the park, I will look ridiculous in the gym. Cheer her on!

  18. Lunch run left my shoes covered in orange pollen.

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      Koaladle

      Awwwwwww jeeeeeeez! Looks like I'll be in the turquoise socks, side pony, pink headband, and orange scrunchie... By the way, I'm going to wear shorts to ensure Maximum Sockage and my brightest workout shirt so no one can miss me--bonuses for getting it done earlier than expected.

      And you know how I feel about gyms.

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  19. Workgin to Learn abou acoutabudies and find some.

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      Koaladle

      That was my first status and I got an awesomesue and a monsupee out of the bargain!

      (also, awaiting your message)

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  20. If awesomesue runs in the park, I will look ridiculous in the gym. Cheer her on!

  21. Husband stopped at the store and bought an air conditioner. Ahh, tonight I can sleep

    1. Koaladle

      Koaladle

      There is more romance in a needed air conditioner than in any amount of chocolates. What a keeper!

  22. Love running during my lunch at work. Only wish I was not so slow and was able to do more than 2-3 miles.

  23. Beginner Body Weight Circuit: 2 sets of squats, push ups, lunges, dumbbell rows and jumping jacks. I cannot hold a plank for more than 2 seconds right now, but I tried. Day 1 is done!

    1. Koaladle

      Koaladle

      And two seconds leads to three seconds! Keep it up and you'll just get better and better.

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  24. I think the resident squirrel is trying to mock/inspire me. I just watched it eating, by which I mean: holding the food in its front paws, while hanging upside-down along the trunk of a tree, holding on to the bark with its toes. Made it seem real easy, too.

    1. Koaladle

      Koaladle

      One wee step at a time, and you will be like the toe hanging squirrel... especially if you have long toes.