Closet Librarian

That (all of it!) is too damn cool.

I'm having a Samuel L. Jackson moment. Only instead of "I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!!!!" it's "donuts" and "kitchen."

:headdesk:

OMG. I might just have a crush on Dave Grohl. . . <3

Old bands are AWESOME!

Awesome!

Not complex, but it is catchy. I think it's that baseline.

I don't think you need a therapist. I think you need to write a letter to the city council. EVERYTHING I plant is edible. . .

Yes and yes. Alllll the cookies.

Caught that didja? I may or may not personally know some of the instructors here, and I may or may not have danced with them: http://glittertribestudios.com/

I do solemnly swear that I never stripped to pay for college. I was a process server. Stripping would have been a step up.

It's the best I can do on short notice.

Ah holidays. My desk looks like I've been murdering pixies.

^^This. . . although I understand you can get them in sets as well. o.O

Bwaaaaahahahaha!

Is it just me, or does Oura Ring sound like a magical form of birth control? https://ouraring.com/

This is the important part right here. You were both making the effort. Hugs to you.

#minirant For a long time I really wanted the Chargers to stay in San Diego even though they kinda suck, but they've been using the threat to move as leverage for so long, I really don't freaking care anymore. Go. Buh-bye. Don't let the door hit you. #kdonethx

You know what would be awesome? Drag Ethel Merman covering Sexyback.

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