BarbarianBassBro

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Posting random bullshit to let my computer see that I follow this thread.

Sure about that one? Lake will be poluted and you provoke a pooplosion with all that "biofuel" on board

DO IT!!! This movie made me laugh as hard as adamantium!!!

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Lifting and meditating sounds like a great way to improve on so many issues! Following

See the link above, it´s from YouTube and the regisseur even puts it up there himself! I can approve this movie is pure ridiculousness!

Tank you for following! Yeah I´m really looking forward to it

New challenge is up!

Rules will follow here

Now that I´ve got your attention, welcome to my challenge! In regard of my maybe provoking title I´ll start with a little disclaimer: Yes, I´m german. No, I´m no Nazi. I don´t want to prove any political points here, I just love trashy films and to play with stereotypes. Kung Fury is a masterpiece in playing with stereotypes and bad puns, aims at typical 80th and 90th cliches - in short it hit´s my sense of humor perfectly and who doesn´t like it is invited to avoid my challenge. I´m not harming any board rules here! I just loved this film so much and had sore abs after laughing 30 mins without a break watching this the first time. Now I want to create a challenge about it and even go further: I´ll do a gaming challenge with it, pen and paper style! The rules are still in progress, I´ll use week zero to work on them and do some testings with it. I will write about my results here. So far the challenge goals: Train to wreck the Führer in the Final battle! Avoid his propaganda! The hero of the film is confronted with his friend getting murdered by the most dangerous kung fu master of all time Adolf "Kung Führer" Hitler. He travels back in time to kill him in Nazi-germany, but accidently lands in the Viking Age and needs to find a way to travel into the right time line. Of course he needs to train to beat his arch enemy and take revenge for his friend. And fuel with the right stuff of course!!! Never listen to your inner demons propaganda and eat like an asshole! Get back to lifting finally! (Lift 3 times a week!) Track your food and hit your calories and Brotein! (2500kcal and at least 80g Brotein) No freaking soda!!! Soda is Nazi magic, which is even worse than black magic (no racist nazi pun intended) and makes you weak, fat and unattractive!!! Surround yourself with allies and become your strongest ally yourself! Supercop Kung fury has a number of allies on his side I´m not sure how to make it a countable challenge to make new allies, but one sentence came into my head while thinking about it: Your subconcious is your strongest ally! Battle your inner demon (represented by the Kung Führer) daily with a positive mindset and meditation! Bonus: Get to know new people if possible and meet your friends when your time allows it. Master your weapon of choice There´s an audition running and I´m improving in bass playing. Keep it up and get even better!!! Get as good as the Hoff is in eating Cheeseburgers drunk! Play at least 90mins bass guitar per week outside of the rehearsals!

Now you're saying it doesn't sound too overpowered the way I'm planning to do it. Also there is adaption happening every week, because I will not create my enemies in advance. I can decide on a weekly base, if I need harder enemies or if they can stay the way they are. Like your workout programm I guess I'll use an experience system combined with challenges, some attributes can be upgraded with xp from battles, some things like dice only per challenge.

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That sounds awesome! If I would play console I would totally do it squatting style for some time, but gaming at the PC would be weird this way. Or I need to build myself a standing desktop...hmm^^ Still not sure about my stats and how big the dices will become - more like in Vampire the masquerade (Attribute is 3 of max 5, so you throw 3 D10 dices) or more like Shadowrun (which I didn´t play often, but most of the time I got the feeling of taking two handful of D6 and start counting). There is also some ideas around like replacing your stats with dices (D4,6,8,12,20 dices, so you can either level up by upgrading the dices or getting more dices of the same dice). One of the biggest points will be that soda will debuff me big time and fuel the enemies mana pool. Every sunday will be a battle with either some hordes of evil or mini bosses, in between will be grinding stats by doing your challenge stuff like lifting, healthy nutrition etc. On the last day of the challenge will be the end boss. Any suggestions how I can reward myself for doing my workouts, track properly etc without making myself overpowered like hell? I want the sunday funday battles to be challenging but not to hard. If I would f.e. reward myself with strength points for working out and constitution for eating good stuff and add attribute points for it, I would skyrocket pretty hard or need to spend my whole sundays battling with houndreds of enemies that melt in my power slowly.

Great progress! I´ll reward it with a Kölsch and some discussions when you´re healthy again

It is definitely intriguing Spend some more time at my rules for it, I´m not sure how to add rewards to my challenges without making my pen ´n paper-self op after week zero

Have spend the last 3-4 hours working on my personal challenge RPG, I´m so excited!!! Almost feel bad to go to the birthday party now, I want to write more!

When I´m not watching a movie or something similar, I squat down in front of my tv and eat. Tried to get used to some 3rd world squats for resting, eating etc when I think about it, to train my flexibility. Works pretty good. My problem is that I´ve got the feelings that I didn´t really build up gainz before going into the last breaks again. So my "respawn"-point is my starting level (gutfeeling at least) and the iron never lies to me Tekken-challenge recap: It´s not over yet, but my weekendplans and todays plans collide with sticking to this challenge. For this reason I decided to skip the rest and evaluate. So far I´ll have fun and go fullspeed ahead from monday on! I´m already thinking about the next challenge and it will be simplified, gamyfied and germanized! You´ll be surprised!

The way the law of attraction works in my opinion is, that it CAN reprogramm your subconscious in a way that you remove exactly that pile of garbarge under the surface. As you say, something to discuss over some beer

It´s from the tv-documentation "Rammstein in Amerika", where the band is talking about how they got famous in the US, how they felt about 9/11 etc. Not sure if there´s a link out there for the documentation with english subtitles, at least no legal one I know The story in short: Till and Flake (singer and keyboarder) got arrested because of their live show at this song, where Till...ah, you know, just watch the video and you know why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZwQAoNGffE Well, now the 2 have to visit the officials every time they visit the US and win a paper war first.

Just saw the documentary about Rammstein in america, where they told the whole story of getting arrested for their show with "Bück dich" xD

Ah ok, it´s what I describe with breaking the bar. You´re doing it standing, I´m doing it while adjusting my grip.