Hi community
I'm a rookie around here. I must admit the first time I heard of Nerd Fitness was probably 5 or 6 years ago... At the time I did subscribe to the newsletters and LOVED every email, and even acted upon them, but for a very short time, and eventually I forgot about NF and only ended up following it (and Staci Ardison!) on instagram. I was trying to accomplish something, physically speaking, but was also very disoriented about the overload of routines and types of exercise to do, so I just forgot all about it!
Well, I'm back now, ready to level up my life ONCE AND FOR ALL! *yeah, yeah, let's do this, yeah*.
I'm 28 years old. I weight 54,5 kg and am 172 cm tall.
I'm underweight and couldn't be in worse shape. Let me (try to) explain to you how in such bad shape I am:
I cannot hold my breath for more than 10 seconds without discomfort.
I get dizzy after climbing a 20-step stairs, spitting out a lung, my legs feeling like a hammer.
I cannot touch my tiptoes with my legs stretched (I have the worst flexibility. It's embarassing, actually - absolutely no-one I know is like this.)
If I rotate my shoulders, you can actually hear every type of snap on my back. It's like my body it's disassembling itself!
I asked my husband to describe my health condition in one-word and he simply said: deplorable.
I asked him to put that in a sentence, and he replied: extremely deplorable.
Now, I'm not sedentary - I commute, walking at least a kilometer every day (well, not now, because #stayathome). And I have contemporary dance lessons once a week (but not at the moment, because, again, #stayathome). But this is clearly not enough, as I don't feel good about my health and my body overall, and I still can't accomplish simple things that most people do.
I don't have any habits jeopardising my health, or so I believe. I don't smoke, drink alcohol or beverages (except for the social glass of wine), nor let stress consume me out (although I do bite my nails). My nutriton could be a lot better, but I don't have the habit of indulging in junk food and processed food overall. I eat my fruit and vegetables, but also lots of bread and cheese (hmm cheeeeese).
I'm attaching some pics of my body. Notice how my upper body is disturbingly skinny, and my lower is fatty in comparison. I have cellulite on my legs, thighs and butt. I'm so displeased about this that I have developed a habit of always contracting my butt. It's true. Don't know why I do this - maybe I believe that, by contracting, the cellulite won't win all my butt space. It's so stupid, I know. But I'm contracting all. the. time.
My goals around here are:
put on some weight. I want to reach 62kg, and see how does that feel like.
get stronger. Not Staci Ardison strong 😂, but I surely look up to her as a role model.
get more flexible. I want to be able to touch my tiptoes without effort, for god's sake! And I want to be able to do all sort of movements with my body, like Kalin Andrews shows on her instagram.
have sufficient lung capacity to run a marathon. RUN A MARATHON. This is bold for someone like me, I know - I even laughed writing that out 😂
get rid of cellulite on my butt, or at least minimize it.
improve my body posture. I've developed some escoliosis that is getting worse over time.
I believe I have all the equipment on me. I have dumbbells, ball bodytone, step platform, rubber bands... And the will I'm sick of this little figure of myself, ugh.
Now, I will be exploring the threads around, but I'm looking for some guidance on how and where to start. Would you help out this gangly human being?
Thank you in advance, and excited for joining this community - at last!
Oh and sorry for my poor English, is not my native language.