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The War of the Body Snatchers - Staring Wirilome Plot: Wirilome lives in the fictional town of Fontucky, California. Her house has been invaded by microscopic imps that have drifted from chemical factory plants into the supermarkets. The imps conceal themselves as fruits, veggies, and meats with “easy cooking meals†while Wirilome and her family has slowly turned to dust. The imps live surprisingly a long shelf life and they cannot survive without an abundance of sodium or strange chemicals not found in nature, consequently, if unstopped, they will quickly turn all Earthlings into Jabba the Huts. One of the rebel scientists, Sardoni C. Symbiont, suggests that humans can do to destroy the imps is to eat healthier. Humans must destroy the imps in the name of survival!!! Goal #1 – Defeat the caffeine imps by remembering to regenerate my mana. How: Drink at least 6-8 cups of water. Why: I’m an addict. I don’t drink enough water to begin with. I might drink up to 3 cups in a day if I’m lucky. This time I have no excuse. Stats: +1 Sta, +2 Con, +2 Cha Goal #2 – Energy configuration. How: Stay under the 1800 calories during my work days and then under 2000 during my days off. I can't give a certain date because I work Tuesday through Saturday or sometimes even Sunday. Sometimes I work seven days a week! Why: Keeping a food diary helps me know what I’m eating. But I think that by limiting my calories I have to really think about what it is that I’m going to eat. Stats: +1 Sta, +2 Wis Goal #3 – Board up doors and windows to protect against incoming imps. How: Cook one paleo recipe a week to avoid going to fast food places. Why: I eat out at least once a day. That means at least 7 fast food restaurants a week. At least $42 dollars a day on burgers, fries, and a coke. I already cook my lunch now I'm adding my dinner as well and I would like to learn how to cook paleo before I say YES that is what I want to do. Stats: +1 Wis, +2 Con Goal #4 R.I.D. Researching Imp Destruction (Finish Eat, Drink, Be Mindful book). How: Spend at least 15 mins a day reading the book. Why: It’s only 200 pages and I started it in October and still haven’t finished. It helps me when I work on the exercises to think about my relation to food. Stats: +1 Con, +2 Cha, +2 Wis