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*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* THIS CHALLENGE DOESN'T TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU. THAT'S AN ORDER! FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD POOLGUY'S, WADE (AND WOLFIE) Ok...So, with all the anti-hype rolling about, I'm saying "fuck it" to my goals and just surviving the last days of 2017. Yeah! Fuck it! We ain't got NO time for NO bullshi- Chill, Wade. Remember....no hype, please. Yes. Deal with it. As I was saying...I'm not worried about my goals but I do want to get back into good habits. Habits like- Learning to spank it with your left hand...gotta be amadextrious, bruh! ...Drinking more water is what I was gonna say. I was at 3L a day until things happened and totally derailed me. I would also like to eat- More puss- DUDE! This is not an X-rated challenge....make it R, please. Poon? *sighs* Snatch? C'mon, Wolfie, give me break....I haven't taken a shit since last Wednesday.....Chimichangas got me ALLLLLL backed up! And Thor played a cruel joke on me... Serves you right, Wade...you can be such a glorified dick sometimes. AS I WAS SAYING... I want to eat better. We've had the blessings of our friends and family bringing us food for the rest of the month and we don't have much control on what they bring, so I will be revamping my diet and getting back on a lower carb-higher fat diet. Are tacos low carb? No. Well then your new diet is shit. Tacos are life. I thought you said cocaine was? That too...But TACOS, MAN! This has gotten WAY off track. I'm sorry y'all. Y'all? HA! Where's your steed there, buckaroo? Hiding in your ass, Wade. Yee haw. Wait...are you ACTUALLY trying to be funny cuz that was pretty good? Maybe. Can I finish now? Like I finished on your moms FACE last night? HA! Eat it, Wolfie! Mega buuuuuuurn! Whoa, Michael Scott?! I love The Office. Hey Wade... Yeah, Wolfie? Vanessa just blew me and said my peepee's WAY bigger than yours. *shakes head in disbelief* We're getting no where with this. Anyways, before Wade decides to fuck up more of my intro post, I wanted to say "Welcome, get comfy, kick your feet up and let's have a blasty blast. 'Tis the Holiday Season after all... Wolfpool