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Now that I´ve got your attention, welcome to my challenge! In regard of my maybe provoking title I´ll start with a little disclaimer: Yes, I´m german. No, I´m no Nazi. I don´t want to prove any political points here, I just love trashy films and to play with stereotypes. Kung Fury is a masterpiece in playing with stereotypes and bad puns, aims at typical 80th and 90th cliches - in short it hit´s my sense of humor perfectly and who doesn´t like it is invited to avoid my challenge. I´m not harming any board rules here! I just loved this film so much and had sore abs after laughing 30 mins without a break watching this the first time. Now I want to create a challenge about it and even go further: I´ll do a gaming challenge with it, pen and paper style! The rules are still in progress, I´ll use week zero to work on them and do some testings with it. I will write about my results here. So far the challenge goals: Train to wreck the Führer in the Final battle! Avoid his propaganda! The hero of the film is confronted with his friend getting murdered by the most dangerous kung fu master of all time Adolf "Kung Führer" Hitler. He travels back in time to kill him in Nazi-germany, but accidently lands in the Viking Age and needs to find a way to travel into the right time line. Of course he needs to train to beat his arch enemy and take revenge for his friend. And fuel with the right stuff of course!!! Never listen to your inner demons propaganda and eat like an asshole! Get back to lifting finally! (Lift 3 times a week!) Track your food and hit your calories and Brotein! (2500kcal and at least 80g Brotein) No freaking soda!!! Soda is Nazi magic, which is even worse than black magic (no racist nazi pun intended) and makes you weak, fat and unattractive!!! Surround yourself with allies and become your strongest ally yourself! Supercop Kung fury has a number of allies on his side I´m not sure how to make it a countable challenge to make new allies, but one sentence came into my head while thinking about it: Your subconcious is your strongest ally! Battle your inner demon (represented by the Kung Führer) daily with a positive mindset and meditation! Bonus: Get to know new people if possible and meet your friends when your time allows it. Master your weapon of choice There´s an audition running and I´m improving in bass playing. Keep it up and get even better!!! Get as good as the Hoff is in eating Cheeseburgers drunk! Play at least 90mins bass guitar per week outside of the rehearsals!