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In Which Devyn Gets De-Zombified (now in Comic Sans!) Last time we left our heroic hero, she was heroically fighting a zombie, heroically... And she died. HOWEVER!!!!! Some of you may wonder why I suddenly stopped posting during the last challenge. Yes, it's because I died. It's hard to post things online when your carcass is rotting. Now, I always thought being a zombie would be lots of fun, but it's not. It's boring. Zombies are stupid and slow and smelly and I miss being a kender. For weeks, I stumbled around the countryside looking for a way to reverse my fate when I came upon a wizard. It so happened that this wizard was an expert in zombies. (OMG WHAT ARE THE CHANCES??) He taught me how to slow the decaying process on my body and he also told me of a magical artifact that would bring me back to life and to the kender I was before. AND SO, THE SPECS... Main Goal: To stop being a zombie. 1. Core Strength: 5 minute plank (STR +3) 2. Limb Strength (to keep them from falling off): A pull up! (STR+3) 3. Detox: Whole30 (CHA +4) 4. Brain Training: Keep up with my studies (WIS +5) Quest My journey to find the magical artifact that will turn me back into a kender will be a hard one. Each week, I must face a different task that will bring me closer to my goal. I will win this thing! I will not live as a really boring zombie for all eternity. I will be me again! TO BE CONTINUED...