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Once again the Bartender has redecorated the guildhall to go along with the Mini Challenge, this time it looks like a tavern in Springfield.

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The barkeep, however, has steadfastly refused to take on the appearance of Moe Szyslak, instead keeping his Star Trek uniform from the last challenge. However, he still has on tap all your favorite beverages, including the Flaming Moe Homer

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If that's not your speed, first round is still on the Chaplain.

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Pull up a barstool, gently shove Barney Aside, and place your order.

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33 minutes ago, doctorake said:

I could really use a duff.

Duffman, to the rescue

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9 minutes ago, doctorake said:

 

 

Duffman needs to deliver to Hurricane/Tornado zones!

 

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Stay safe!

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Getting into my Whole30 habits early I'm skipping the alcohol this time around, but a glass of ice water would be much appreciated Bar Keep :)

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On 2017-09-09 at 4:10 AM, DarK_RaideR said:

I have altered the beer... pray I do not alter it any further.

Omg Rando Calrissian? Love it.

 

Pumpkin ale here, barkeep! 

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My curiosity has gotten the better of me. Give me some of the Pumpkin Ale

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I'll try one of those on-fire drinks, I guess.  Still working on the theme for my challenge this time, but it's probably going to involve fire.  I want it to relate to my upcoming bout, and my team is the Saint Hellions (it's a play on Mt. St. Helens, and we are volcano-themed), so that seems appropriate.  *starts plotting*

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Here's what I want.  I want a double shot of Sauza tequila over a single ice cube.  And I want a bottle of whatever merlot you've got handy.  Don't bother with a glass, the wine is a lady and I intend to kiss her on the mouth.  And I want you to know that every time I make eye contact with you, that means my tequila needs refilling.  And I want to sit here and quietly melt away into oblivion.

 

And then I wake up, back in my life where I don't do that anymore, because God and my wife agree that it's not a good idea for me.

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I gotta see what all the hype's about... a pint of pumpkin ale for me, barkeep!

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You know, I think I'm going to have to hop onto this pumpkin bandwagon for a moment or two. 'tis the season and all that.

 

...and if I'm gonna be drinking while I'm under the weather, for every pint of that, I'll have a pint of water too. For balance :D 

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I stumble into the bar with clothing wet, ragged and torn. Flop heavily down onto barstool and lament to the tune of yon folk song...

 

"I've been a wild rover for many a year

and spent all me money on whiskey and beer.

And now I'm returning with gold in great store,

I never will play the wild rover no more."

 

* Barkeep, I'll take a dram o' whiskey. "If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover would kill me." Ha, wiser words ne'er spake *

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For those who haven't seen it, the Level 1 Guild is back, when encountering newbies out in the wilds be sure to suggest they do their first challenge there.

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On 9/10/2017 at 6:51 PM, Sloth the Enduring said:

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I feel like I'm ready for a challenge again but I can't decide between two ideas. So I'm throwing it to you fine people for a vote.

 

Should I do: 

 

a) A strength challenge

or 

b ) An outdoorsy challenge?

 

Both challenges are equally likely to go careening off the rails into a melange of kitten gifs, mildly sexually inappropriate humor, and questionable life choices, so don't let that influence your decision....

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On 9/10/2017 at 6:53 PM, doctorake said:

 

 

Duffman needs to deliver to Hurricane/Tornado zones!

 

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how'd you make out? It bounced off Naples like a pinball and went east all of a sudden. 

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2 hours ago, DJtrippyT said:

I feel like I'm ready for a challenge again but I can't decide between two ideas. So I'm throwing it to you fine people for a vote.

 

Should I do: 

 

a) A strength challenge

or 

b ) An outdoorsy challenge?

 

Both challenges are equally likely to go careening off the rails into a melange of kitten gifs, mildly sexually inappropriate humor, and questionable life choices, so don't let that influence your decision....

Is an outdoorsy strength challenge an option?

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37 minutes ago, LadyShello said:

Is an outdoorsy strength challenge an option?

 

ah, the vaunted "why not both?" challenge

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/c7NJRa2

 

 

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7 hours ago, DJtrippyT said:

 

ah, the vaunted "why not both?" challenge

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/c7NJRa2

 

 

What did you think you were going to get when you came to the Ranger Corps with a question like that? ;) 

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