The Ox King Gets Oxking-ing

[The Ox King]

Can I use Ox King as a verb?

To me, being the Ox King is to be the strongest physical offense and defense as possible. Might not be too smart or fast, but his power shots are something to watch for. His endurance and stamina seem to have no end. His personality is the definition of Bullish. Though he is slow, it is something he seems to be changing through sheer willpower.

As such, my primary tools are cardio, strength training, and food tracking. I eat loads of protein, and try to watch carbs and fats (though I do have a wicked sweet tooth).

I will define each of my strategies as a "minion" and my struggles as "opponents". There also may be side quests, bystanders, and a lovely lady or two.

The Ox King Stats:

Warrior class

Chef sub-class

Level 25

HP: 330/330

Stamina: 30/45 (I'm a little worn out today)

Strength: 40

Endurance: 45

Speed: 11

Flexibility: 6

(Physical movement) Precision: 12

Magic: 2

 

Sous Chef (Minion): (Aka, Nutrition)

Level 7

Chef class

Tactician sub-class

HP: 90/90

Stamina: 120/120 (Food prep was all done already)

Strength: 10

Endurance: 10

Speed: 10

Flexibility: 12

(Physical movement) Precision: 16

Magic: 18

Description: Just... keeps... going. Prepares meals readily for the party.

 

Golem (Minion): (Aka, Workouts)

Level 4

Warror class

Brute sub-class

HP: 60/60

Stamina: 40/80 (It's a Monday...)

Strength: 60

Endurance: 30

Speed: 25

Flexibility: 10

(Physical movement) Precision: 10

Magic: 1

Description: Hits hard, but easy to defeat.

 

Mage (Minion): (Aka, Mindset)

Level 4 (stalled)

HP: 50/50

Stamina: 10/30 (In kind of a bad place mentally, but I'm recovering)

Strength: 8

Endurance: 10

Speed: 15

Flexibility: 12

(Physical movement) Precision: 12

Magic: 22

 

Opponents:

Laziness (Big demon)

Level 12

Unknown stats. Seem to vary randomly.

Description: Very powerful demon. Seems to get stronger when it is dark. Feels strongest against weak heroes. ('Study' to know more)

 

Sweet Tooth

Level 7

Unknown stats.

Description: Becomes strengthened when other demons are also strengthened. Arch-enemy of Sous Chef (minion).

[The Ox King]

Yesterday was a purposeful rest day, and I had three strength training days in a row. I messed up at the final second, eating three boxes of pocky. After I had the first, I simply couldn't help myself. Since I was ashamed and ate it really quick, I believe it was the start of a binge. Lack of sleep is likely the cause.

I donated blood today and was planning on working out. The Red Cross folks seemed to really emphasize that working out would be dangerous. So I'm forced to take a second rest day.

Money has been rough. Idk why, but it seems that my food expenses have been bumped upward recently.

I had a very strong vision yesterday of the guy I want to be. Basically a geeky, kind powerlifter.