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My challenges will be themed on my own hybrid class (bardadin). What is a bardadin? Well, it's a hybrid class I worked up. You see, I was a soldier once. Though I've leveled up from paladin (U.S. Army, 6 years) to bard (instructor, 2 years) I still love the strength and surety of purpose of my original class. This combined with my current class's love of people means that I have some very interesting outlooks on life! My name is Vaereyes. I'm a half-orc. I am a bard. I am a paladin, even though I've taken another class I maintain my oath. For this challenge I am firing off some sweet spells!

 

Heroism- Paladin Spells

  • Row 2-3 times/week
  • Weight lift 2 times/week
  • Do Strongman specific workout 1 time/week

 

Prestidigiation- Bard Spells

  • Get to work by 9 a.m. Monday-Friday
  • Do simple cleaning of the common room two nights a week
  • Leave one night a week blank for my sanity

 

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Half-orc. Level 4 Bard/ Level 9 Paladin.

 

"Big damn heroes, sir." - Zoe Washburne

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From a current soldier to a former one... Welcome to the Warriors!

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It's always good to see new faces!

 

If you figure out how to cast prestidigitation to clean a room, please pass it along. It would save me so much work.

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I will also settle for targeted fireball or disintegrate.

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"You're going to be amazing." 

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Games: God of War, Kingdom Hearts 3, Destiny 2

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15 hours ago, Grumble said:

 

 

If you figure out how to cast prestidigitation to clean a room, please pass it along. It would save me so much work.

 

 

I can't read that word anymore without hearing it in Taako's voice. 

 

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"Hail and well met, my dude!"

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21 hours ago, Grumble said:

From a current soldier to a former one... Welcome to the Warriors!

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It's always good to see new faces!

 

If you figure out how to cast prestidigitation to clean a room, please pass it along. It would save me so much work.

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I will also settle for targeted fireball or disintegrate.

 

Cheers, mate!

 

5 hours ago, Taddea Zhaan said:

 

I can't read that word anymore without hearing it in Taako's voice. 

 

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"Hail and well met, my dude!"

 

Taako?

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Introduction | Character Sheet | Battle Log

 

Half-orc. Level 4 Bard/ Level 9 Paladin.

 

"Big damn heroes, sir." - Zoe Washburne

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14 minutes ago, Laghail said:

Once you fend off the others attempts at forcing kool-aide down your throat, what kinda lifting program are you running?

 

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Program is such a strong term.

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I did a quick sit down with a Strongman competitor, and worked this up.

 

Tire flips: 270 lbs, 8 reps, 3 sets

Barbell squats: 75 lbs, 10 reps, 3 sets

Overhead barbell press: 45 lbs, 10 reps, 3 sets (this is my weak point)

Deadlift: 75 lbs, 10 reps, 3 sets

Farmer's carry: 50 meters, 90 lbs, 3 sets

 

I'm working on getting a base of strength then transitioning to Strongman. I really need to step up my Strongman workouts though, I've been lax in that regard. :-/

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Introduction | Character Sheet | Battle Log

 

Half-orc. Level 4 Bard/ Level 9 Paladin.

 

"Big damn heroes, sir." - Zoe Washburne

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26 minutes ago, Vaereyes said:

 

*suspicious face*

It's a D&D podcast. And it's fucking hilarious.

 

Just now, Vaereyes said:

I'm working on getting a base of strength then transitioning to Strongman. I really need to step up my Strongman workouts though, I've been lax in that regard. :-/

Are you planning to compete strongman or just doing cause they are fun as shit exercises.

"You're going to be amazing." 

Fantasy Football league 2019

The Grumble Battle Log

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Books: 

Shows: 

Games: God of War, Kingdom Hearts 3, Destiny 2

Level 15  Wookie Warrior

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12 minutes ago, Grumble said:

It's a D&D podcast. And it's fucking hilarious.

 

Are you planning to compete strongman or just doing cause they are fun as shit exercises.

 

One of my favorite shows is Critical Role (voice actors livestream their D&D campaign, and they just finished their series finale.)

 

I plan to compete in a Strongman competition next September.

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Introduction | Character Sheet | Battle Log

 

Half-orc. Level 4 Bard/ Level 9 Paladin.

 

"Big damn heroes, sir." - Zoe Washburne

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I'm proposing "Palatard... I mean Paladard" instead of "bardadin"....

Neutral Gargoyle Warrior with a dash of Ranger/Monk/Adventurer. Now LEVEL 9!  My Instagram

STR 78, CON 31, DEX 1, INT 21, WIS 13.5, CHA 4

Meet lifts: SQ 175kg, B 112.5kg, Dead 215kg.   Gym lifts: SQ 185kg, B 132.5kg, Dead 220kg

Nerd Stuff: Sci Fi TV, Sci Fi + Fantasy Books, Classic Space Lego, Warhammer 40K...

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14 hours ago, Blocky said:

I'm proposing "Palatard... I mean Paladard" instead of "bardadin"....

 

This was the first thing I found when I searched 'palatard'... 

 

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Paladard yieleded...

 

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Food. Hrm.

 

*pensive face*

 

First image is cool. Second image is... tasty. Decisions.

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Introduction | Character Sheet | Battle Log

 

Half-orc. Level 4 Bard/ Level 9 Paladin.

 

"Big damn heroes, sir." - Zoe Washburne

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I did a quick sit down with a Strongman competitor, and worked this up.

 

Tire flips: 270 lbs, 8 reps, 3 sets

Barbell squats: 75 lbs, 10 reps, 3 sets

Overhead barbell press: 45 lbs, 10 reps, 3 sets (this is my weak point)

Deadlift: 75 lbs, 10 reps, 3 sets

Farmer's carry: 50 meters, 90 lbs, 3 sets

 

I'm working on getting a base of strength then transitioning to Strongman. I really need to step up my Strongman workouts though, I've been lax in that regard. :-/

 

This workout sounds insane...in a fun way!

Good luck.

 

 

 

 

 

-Rebel-

4WC 2019 : 2.7.2

“Get a dream, hold on to it and shoot for the sky.” 

-- Dusty Rhodes

 

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On 10/22/2017 at 3:16 AM, Blethan said:

This workout sounds insane...in a fun way!

Good luck.

 

Thank you! I like it a lot, but don't always get a chance to do it in its entirety because my gym has after school programs in the fall. :-/


 

2 hours ago, Laghail said:

I say make a cool/delicious hybrid - like a feral turducken?

 

Oh gods, now I've got to figure out a crest for the feral turducken.

 

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or

 

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Maybe feeding a tiny me instead of chicks...

Introduction | Character Sheet | Battle Log

 

Half-orc. Level 4 Bard/ Level 9 Paladin.

 

"Big damn heroes, sir." - Zoe Washburne

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8 minutes ago, Vaereyes said:

 

But they don't have fangs. Are we creating a magical beast now? I'm concerned...

 

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May Br0din bless you with mighty gains, and may your shaker bottle always be full.

Wheymen

 

...and, if you die...  Walk it off - Captain America

 

Level 13: 1/4 Giant Warrior

STR - 50 | DEX - 19 | STA - 19 | CON - 14 | WIS - 28 | CHA - 24

My food logging is here*: MFP: tyrsnbdr

 

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Right, so it's been a rough goddamn month. I'm going to have to grade myself pretty harshly as a result. Explanation at the cut.

 

Heroism- Paladin Spells

  • Row 2-3 times/week: Grade F.
  • Weight lift 2 times/week: Grade F.
  • Do Strongman specific workout 1 time/week: Grade F.

 

Prestidigiation- Bard Spells

  • Get to work by 9 a.m. Monday-Friday: Grade D.
  • Do simple cleaning of the common room two nights a week: Grade F.
  • Leave one night a week blank for my sanity: Grade F.

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You: Vaereyes, what happened?!

Me: *cracks knuckles* I broke up with my girlfriend, and went into a really intense mourning/depression spiral for a month. Shortly after I broke up with my girlfriend, I had a terrible visit to my paternal grandfather where I was made to feel unsafe around someone I've known almost my whole life. As a result, I haven't spoken to him in the better part of a month. I won't be visiting him by myself ever again. When I did get over my grief, I got a nasty cold. This challenge was not a good one, y'all. Not at all. Trying again next month, same goals.

Introduction | Character Sheet | Battle Log

 

Half-orc. Level 4 Bard/ Level 9 Paladin.

 

"Big damn heroes, sir." - Zoe Washburne

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Ugh... sounds rough. Come and join us in the new challenge and feel better by laughing at our idiocy...

Neutral Gargoyle Warrior with a dash of Ranger/Monk/Adventurer. Now LEVEL 9!  My Instagram

STR 78, CON 31, DEX 1, INT 21, WIS 13.5, CHA 4

Meet lifts: SQ 175kg, B 112.5kg, Dead 215kg.   Gym lifts: SQ 185kg, B 132.5kg, Dead 220kg

Nerd Stuff: Sci Fi TV, Sci Fi + Fantasy Books, Classic Space Lego, Warhammer 40K...

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