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Machete's Hierarchy of Needs: Physiology, Part 7

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On 1/7/2018 at 7:19 PM, peelout said:

Curious as to why the name Machete?

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It was my ring/cage name. Funny thing, the name was given to me in 2007. The Machete movie came out in 2010, but now I'm associated with it. (Though to be fair the fake trailer in Planet Terror came out in 2007 as well.) However, as I mentioned in another thread the name was [ironically] given to me from a '90s cult classic erotic movie from the Philippines about a statue coming to life.

 

 

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19 hours ago, peelout said:

Looks like I've missed some background on you.  MMA?  Boxing?  WWF?

 

Haha. Both. Boxing, then MMA. Unfortunately not WWF, though I have used Chris Jericho's entrance music once.

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2 minutes ago, Machete said:

 

Unfortunately not WWF, though I have used Chris Jericho's entrance music once.

 

It least not that we know of....

 

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49 minutes ago, Machete said:

Haha. Both. Boxing, then MMA. Unfortunately not WWF, though I have used Chris Jericho's entrance music once.

Your taste, I salute it

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On 1/11/2018 at 12:51 PM, Sylvaa said:

 

It least not that we know of....

 

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A luchador must never reveal his identity.

 

On 1/11/2018 at 1:37 PM, DarK_RaideR said:

Your taste, I salute it

 

Only because some other guy took my original one, which was Carly Rae Jepsen. (Of course.)

 

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FRAGO

 

Change of plans on training. I will be working on my SFG skills for the remainder of the month for recert.

 

The week has been tremendously packed. I have completely forgotten what happened up to Wednesday.

 

WEEK 2

 

THURSDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

Upper Body

HS practice

 

FRIDAY

open gym

cook

training

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

Bridge, Handstands

 

SATURDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

HS practice

visit open gym

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On 1/11/2018 at 3:57 PM, Machete said:

Change of plans on training. I will be working on my SFG skills for the remainder of the month for recert.

 

The week has been tremendously packed. I have completely forgotten what happened up to Wednesday.

 

Do you have to get recertified every year?  

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On 1/13/2018 at 7:19 PM, peelout said:

Do you have to get recertified every year?  

 

Every two years.

 

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WEEK 3

 

SUNDAY

trash

dogs

Duolingo

read

Trainerize updates

eliminate tab

HS

schedule FB posts

 

MONDAY

grocery

laundry

cook

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

HS practice

 

TUESDAY

trash

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

HS practice

 

WEDNESDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

HS practice

 

THURSDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

HS practice

 

FRIDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

 

SATURDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

HS practice

visit open gym

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Got nothing accomplished today. Long day at work. Had to cover for the morning coach and led 6 classes. On top of that corporate was auditing our branch, so I had to be a bit extra. Missed my session quota, which I probably won't make this month. I'm constantly failing Charisma checks and having trouble getting members to book sessions they already paid for. #AwkwardPeopleProblems

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15 minutes ago, Machete said:

 I'm constantly failing Charisma checks and having trouble getting members to book sessions they already paid for. #AwkwardPeopleProblems

Whats a Charisma check?

As for your members, do what I do to encourage people to exercise.  Ask them if they dusted the couch w/ their azz today.  Well, maybe thats not the best approach for paying customers.

I think thats why I became an engineer.  I sold real estate for 3yrs.  Decided I never wanted another job in my life working w/ the public.

 

 

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On 1/17/2018 at 9:40 PM, peelout said:

Whats a Charisma check?

As for your members, do what I do to encourage people to exercise.  Ask them if they dusted the couch w/ their azz today.  Well, maybe thats not the best approach for paying customers.

I think thats why I became an engineer.  I sold real estate for 3yrs.  Decided I never wanted another job in my life working w/ the public.

 

Pretty much every social interaction.

 

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They're already at the gym, so I doubt it. I just can't get them to book sessions.

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SFG week, and the wife starts her new job. Secured lodging and transportation. Individual skills practiced. Now I just need to re-read the rest of the manual and get through the week without any hiccups. Busy day Monday and Wednesday, I'll try to interact with some newer members. Packing on Wednesday and ensuring I have all my stuff ready for an early Thursday wake up.

 

WEEK 4

 

SUNDAY

dogs

grocery

cook

Duolingo

read

Trainerize updates

eliminate tab

schedule FB posts

KB practice

 

MONDAY

laundry

haircut

teacher call

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

read Getup, Clean, Press, Squat, Snatch

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

KB practice

 

TUESDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

read Appendix

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

KB practice

 

WEDNESDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

read Appendix

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

packing list and check

verify shifts

 

THURSDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

reading

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

SFG Testing

 

FRIDAY

Facebook

Instagram

Duolingo

 

SATURDAY

Facebook

Instagram

Duolingo

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On 1/21/2018 at 9:10 PM, WhiteGhost said:

Good luck with he SFG!

 

Thanks. It went well.

 

 

Funny, we had a synchronized Swing session in a big circle at the very end. To my left and right were those two huge bearded guys swinging 32kg, while I got stuck with the 48kg. It was a funny sight. I hope somebody took pictures.

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On 1/29/2018 at 8:23 PM, Sloth the Enduring said:

Very cool. I’m guessing 48kg is pretty close to body weight?

 

A little over 75%. Haha

 

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Back to it...

 

WEEK 5

 

TUESDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

read

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

cook

HS, sPL, OAPU

 

WEDNESDAY

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

read

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

squat pyramid

grocery

cook

 

THURSDAY

BILLS

cook

laundry

dogs

Facebook

Instagram

read

Duolingo

eliminate a tab

HS, sPL, OAPU

 

FRIDAY

Facebook

Instagram

dogs

Duolingo

read

press Pyramid

 

SATURDAY

Facebook

Instagram

dogs

Duolingo

haircut

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WTH?  No post since Tuesday?  Machete is a name you have to live up to. If not, then pick a name like peelout so no one knows what the heck it even means.  

 

That's me being supportive.

 

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