PettyMort Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Antidepressants and unhealthy habits have pretty much put my libido in a Saharan pit, so, hey guys, here's a super fun challenge. Of course, this being a public forum, I'll be working hard to keep it to innuendo and limit the juicy details. Food: - track on MFP every day - 10 points for every day without sugar - 10 points for every healthy meal - better hydrate... 10 points for every bottle of water consumed. - limit to 1 diet coke a day Brain: - read at least 30 minutes before bed every night House: - clean for 30 minutes every day as soon as I get home from work - 10 points for cleaning in lingerie Relationship (this was hard to make into smart goals because it involves more than one other person's needs and schedules): - 10 points for going out on a date - 10 points for hanging out together doing stuff other than watching TV - 50 points if I finish reading The Book about poly stuff even though it is dense and dull - 100 points if I you know what with the you know who in the you know where Exercise: - yoga on rest days to be sexy and flexy - 50 squats a day - darebee workout program for amazonian sex goddess warrior body - 10 points for every swim in the school pool Loot - 50 points: facial - 100 points: massage - 150 points: dinner at Brown House - 200 points: dinner at Patty's -250 points: free pass day 7 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
WolfDreamer Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Trying to figure out if it would be creepy to follow...? But you kind of had me at Bloodhound Gang. 1 1 Quote Who am I? -- My NF Character Current Challenge: WolfDreamer Springs Forward Past Challenges: Spoiler Winter is Coming, Wolfen Strengthens His Heart, Body, Mind, and Spirit, Wolfen Becomes One of the People, Wolfen Strengthens His Chakras, Wolfen Welcomes Summer and Gets Primal, Soulcon and Spartan, Wolfen Develops Mental Toughness, Wolfen Joins the Wander Society, Soulcon, Spartan, School, and Stranger Things, Wolfen Becomes a Warrior Elite, Wolfen Goes Here and There and Back Again, Wolfen Becomes a Soulcon Warrior Elite, Wolfen Returns to His Roots, Wolfen Wanders in Soul, Spirit, and Body, Wolfen Owns the Day, Wolfen Searches for His Wild Heart, Wolfen Runs for His Life, Wolfen Hits the Trails, Wolfen Becomes an Explorer and Joins the Resistance, Wolfen Goes Back to the Source, Wolfen Begins the Hero's Journey, WolfDreamer Returns to the People, WolfDreamer Pushes Back, WolfDreamer Prioritizes, Burpees, Books, and Brainwork, Burpees, Books, Brainwork, and Bodywork, WolfDreamer Masters the Four Elements, WolfDreamer Continues to Master the Four Elements, WolfDreamer Returns to Sparta, WolfDreamer Returns to Middle Earth, WolfDreamer Continues His Middle Earth Adventure, WolfDreamer and the Fall, WolfDreamer Forges His Own Path, WolfDreamer Has Hope, WolfDreamer Returns to Middle Earth, WolfDreamer Reads Harder, Breathes Harder, and Journals More, WolfDreamer Embraces His Wild Poet, The Mad Poet Becomes Supernatural, WolfDreamer, The Mad Poet, Becomes Superhuman, WolfDreamer Elevates, WolfDreamer Becomes IronBorn, WolfDreamer Wakes the White Wolf, The Mad Poet Recovers by Keeping it Simple, WolfDreamer Clears His Mind to Find His Wild Heart, WolfDreamer Resets, WolfDreamer Strives to Become an Eminently Qualified Peaceful Warrior “I'd rather sing one wild song and burst my heart with it, than live a thousand years watching my digestion and being afraid of the wet.” -- Jack London “I wanted movement and not a calm course of existence. I wanted excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love.” -- Leo Tolstoy "I feel love rising in my chest again Rising like a burning sun into the day..." -- Gungor, "Hurricane" "...wherever the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom." 2 Corinthians 3:17b Link to comment
PettyMort Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 10 hours ago, Wolfen said: Trying to figure out if it would be creepy to follow...? But you kind of had me at Bloodhound Gang. Not creepy at all! I'm going for humour over smut with this one. 2 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
Ann of Owlshire Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Following for the innuendo! 2 Quote Sometimes you have to wander to find your way home… 🇺🇸 Adventurer 🇬🇧 🌳🦉🌳 Epic Quest: Tales of Owlshire Link to comment
WhiteGhost Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Pretty sure there's supposed to be a wink & a nudge in here somewhere... 1 Quote HUNTER OF ALL THINGS SHINY Intro Thread Challenge Log Bodyweight Exercise Library Recipe Book Shuffle Club Level 2 Ninja Strength: 13 Intelligence: 14 Wisdom: 6 Dexterity:14 Constitution: 12 Charisma: 11 Link to comment
WolfDreamer Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 6 hours ago, WhiteGhost said: Pretty sure there's supposed to be a wink & a nudge in here somewhere... You asked for it: 2 2 Quote Who am I? -- My NF Character Current Challenge: WolfDreamer Springs Forward Past Challenges: Spoiler Winter is Coming, Wolfen Strengthens His Heart, Body, Mind, and Spirit, Wolfen Becomes One of the People, Wolfen Strengthens His Chakras, Wolfen Welcomes Summer and Gets Primal, Soulcon and Spartan, Wolfen Develops Mental Toughness, Wolfen Joins the Wander Society, Soulcon, Spartan, School, and Stranger Things, Wolfen Becomes a Warrior Elite, Wolfen Goes Here and There and Back Again, Wolfen Becomes a Soulcon Warrior Elite, Wolfen Returns to His Roots, Wolfen Wanders in Soul, Spirit, and Body, Wolfen Owns the Day, Wolfen Searches for His Wild Heart, Wolfen Runs for His Life, Wolfen Hits the Trails, Wolfen Becomes an Explorer and Joins the Resistance, Wolfen Goes Back to the Source, Wolfen Begins the Hero's Journey, WolfDreamer Returns to the People, WolfDreamer Pushes Back, WolfDreamer Prioritizes, Burpees, Books, and Brainwork, Burpees, Books, Brainwork, and Bodywork, WolfDreamer Masters the Four Elements, WolfDreamer Continues to Master the Four Elements, WolfDreamer Returns to Sparta, WolfDreamer Returns to Middle Earth, WolfDreamer Continues His Middle Earth Adventure, WolfDreamer and the Fall, WolfDreamer Forges His Own Path, WolfDreamer Has Hope, WolfDreamer Returns to Middle Earth, WolfDreamer Reads Harder, Breathes Harder, and Journals More, WolfDreamer Embraces His Wild Poet, The Mad Poet Becomes Supernatural, WolfDreamer, The Mad Poet, Becomes Superhuman, WolfDreamer Elevates, WolfDreamer Becomes IronBorn, WolfDreamer Wakes the White Wolf, The Mad Poet Recovers by Keeping it Simple, WolfDreamer Clears His Mind to Find His Wild Heart, WolfDreamer Resets, WolfDreamer Strives to Become an Eminently Qualified Peaceful Warrior “I'd rather sing one wild song and burst my heart with it, than live a thousand years watching my digestion and being afraid of the wet.” -- Jack London “I wanted movement and not a calm course of existence. I wanted excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love.” -- Leo Tolstoy "I feel love rising in my chest again Rising like a burning sun into the day..." -- Gungor, "Hurricane" "...wherever the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom." 2 Corinthians 3:17b Link to comment
WhiteGhost Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 23 minutes ago, Wolfen said: You asked for it: Yeah, now THAT's more like it 3 Quote HUNTER OF ALL THINGS SHINY Intro Thread Challenge Log Bodyweight Exercise Library Recipe Book Shuffle Club Level 2 Ninja Strength: 13 Intelligence: 14 Wisdom: 6 Dexterity:14 Constitution: 12 Charisma: 11 Link to comment
Stronkey Kong Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 On 4/17/2018 at 7:35 AM, PettyMort said: Loot - 50 points: facial - 100 points: massage - 150 points: dinner at Brown House - 200 points: dinner at Patty's -250 points: free pass day Umm... Maybe your challenge title has primed me to think in a particular way about this challenge, but does innuendo start with your goals post? Cuz... Damn. Most of these aren't even in the urban dictionary. I checked. 2 3 Quote ===================================================================================================== --Stronkey Kong-- Link to comment
Sylvaa Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 On 4/17/2018 at 7:35 AM, PettyMort said: Antidepressants and unhealthy habits have pretty much put my libido in a Saharan pit, so, hey guys, here's a super fun challenge. Of course, this being a public forum, I'll be working hard to keep it to innuendo and limit the juicy details. You are in the wrong place to limit juicy details! That is what we thrive on around here. This is also the point where I need to say I REMEMBER YOU! YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME! 3 Quote Sylvaa's BattleLog Sylvaa's Tracking Spreadsheet Link to comment
Drake Alexander Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Having a motivation to do this challenge will be hard but a hard challenge is a positive thing in this situation. Hydration is really important and keeping those electrolyte levels up helps with stamina. Is a plus having challenges that have an intercourse with goals, like yoga and squats. A combination of challenges is great to achieve satisfaction at the end. #Onward 3 Quote Link to comment
PettyMort Posted April 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 Quote Umm... Maybe your challenge title has primed me to think in a particular way about this challenge, but does innuendo start with your goals post? Cuz... Damn. Most of these aren't even in the urban dictionary. I checked. Heh, I was not intending innuendo there but if you want to read it into it, I won't stop you. Quote You are in the wrong place to limit juicy details! That is what we thrive on around here. This is also the point where I need to say I REMEMBER YOU! YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME! Juicy details - OK! Oh shit! You caught me. I changed my name as part of a major respawn; felt like a real fresh start. It came from playing PUBG - the pettiness of brutal murder was great. This is also my steam name. Plus it works well for this challenge - Petit Mort. Today is Sunday here so I'm gearing up to start tomorrow. Looking at my challenge in a fresh light, it seems a little overcomplicated but I guess I can divide it into things I must check off every day, vs things I can get points for as a kind of bonus. So, things to check off tomorrow: 1. Track MFP 2. Read for 30 minutes 3. Clean for 30 minutes. 4. 50 squats. 5. Workout/yoga I think I can make diet cokes cost 10 points, and sugar costs 100. Rewards are calculated on Friday nights, so I can make appointments at the spa for Saturday if I've earned massages/facials that week. Next weekend (long weekend) we're going on a romantic trip to this place: Hot tub on the deck awww yeaaaah This should be worth a couple hundred points for sure, if ya know what I mean. 4 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
PettyMort Posted April 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Tracking post: Week 1 Monday: tracked food, no workout, no squats, 1 bonus diet coke, read. Of to a stumbling start. I am already in the negatives points-wise. But hey, the Expanse AND Legion AND Westworld are finally out. (-10) 4 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
PettyMort Posted April 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Tuesday: almost made it to no sugar but then one of my students gave me a chocolate. It's tough being benevolent dictator of a munchkin empire.Still no workouts but I cleared off the couch (+10) and only had one diet coke, and tracked all my food. But yesterday was pretty tough as I was part of a meeting with one of my adult minions and it ended with him crying. Hopefully it will prove to have been a learning experience for him. We'll see. But... My ultimate reward has been revealed to me. My parents have given me an early birthday present: a week in a self catering timeshare in Orlando, next to Disney. Woooooo! Now to decide if we take someone with us or have loud sex instead.Our romantic long weekend has had a shark shaped spanner thrown in the works but we're still going. Might just take a hard drive full of old school mystery science theater 3000. To relax from work stress I've booked a facial after work today. Now I need to try to drink ten bottles of water before then... or you know, other goals. 4 2 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
Drake Alexander Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 21 hours ago, PettyMort said: But... My ultimate reward has been revealed to me. My parents have given me an early birthday present: a week in a self catering timeshare in Orlando, next to Disney. Woooooo! Now to decide if we take someone with us or have loud sex instead. 1 I don't see why this is a decision. Quote Link to comment
PettyMort Posted April 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 I don't see why this is a decision. Because the person we take with would be his brother or his dad and stepmother. Urk.Tracking today :No sugar 10Tracked food1 diet cokeNo cleaning but I did some major work admin that I want to throw in. Solving about a hundred problems at once. I think I can give myself 10 points for awesomeness.Ben is on a date with his girlfriend tonight so I'm watching nineties kids movies at home.Still don't really feel like working out thanks to the sharks gnawing on my uterus but I'll get there once it's over. 3 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
WhiteGhost Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, PettyMort said: Because the person we take with would be his brother or his dad and stepmother. Urk. Boy, that would kinda kill the mood 1 hour ago, PettyMort said: I think I can give myself 10 points for awesomeness. 1 Quote HUNTER OF ALL THINGS SHINY Intro Thread Challenge Log Bodyweight Exercise Library Recipe Book Shuffle Club Level 2 Ninja Strength: 13 Intelligence: 14 Wisdom: 6 Dexterity:14 Constitution: 12 Charisma: 11 Link to comment
Stronkey Kong Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 But if you had to... I'd pick stepmom. Just sayin'. 1 Quote ===================================================================================================== --Stronkey Kong-- Link to comment
Sylvaa Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 hours ago, PettyMort said: Because the person we take with would be his brother or his dad and stepmother. Urk. Meh. If the present is from YOUR parents, forget taking any part of your in-laws. Also, vacations with in-laws suck. RUN AWAY! Quote Sylvaa's BattleLog Sylvaa's Tracking Spreadsheet Link to comment
Drake Alexander Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 8 hours ago, PettyMort said: Because the person we take with would be his brother or his dad and stepmother. Urk. 5 hours ago, Sylvaa said: Meh. If the present is from YOUR parents, forget taking any part of your in-laws. Also, vacations with in-laws suck. RUN AWAY! Do yourself, man! Run! Be free. Don't follow the rules of this world. Quote Link to comment
PettyMort Posted May 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Oh boy. First week of this challenge did not go well at all. Mid-challenge respawn! I think it's over complicated and the points thing isn't working for me. Last week was incredibly stressful at work and I let everything else slip. Streamlining the goals. There can be only 3! I want to succeed in this challenge and if that means moving the goalposts because I am weak, then so be it. I think I need some penalties rather than points. Food: No sugar. (Failure penalty: 25 burpees) Exercise habits: 50 squats a day, first thing in the morning (Failure penalty: no diet coke that day - it's enough of an addiction that this can motivate me) Life: 20 minutes cleaning every day (Failure penalty: no TV) Our romantic weekend away was a glorious success, despite wiring issues at the cabin that meant the hot tub had no bubbles. We had some intense talks about each of our needs and desires and where we want to go with this, and found ways to be naughty despite shark week putting certain areas off limits. Food during the trip was excellent too but there was SO MUCH of it. Seriously, the one meal, we had ordered barbecue. They set up a table for us outside with candles and champagne and kept bringing more and more food. Ten dishes in and no sign of stopping. Eventually we decided they couldn't give us more food if we fled. So we went for a stroll to walk it off and I'm still full two days later. I think we're a lot closer than we were, because we'd been drifting apart for a bit. Had a lot of fun trying out the new Stardew Valley multiplayer beta together today. So that was a success. 5 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
Stronkey Kong Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 5 hours ago, PettyMort said: I think we're a lot closer than we were, because we'd been drifting apart for a bit. Had a lot of fun trying out the new Stardew Valley multiplayer beta together today. So that was a success. ... innuendo? Assuming you're all consenting adults, if it preserves the relationship that's important to you then there's no judgement from me. Quote ===================================================================================================== --Stronkey Kong-- Link to comment
PettyMort Posted May 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 ... innuendo? Assuming you're all consenting adults, if it preserves the relationship that's important to you then there's no judgement from me.Looool. I was talking about the game. However, after posting this I did accidentally walk in on him and his girlfriend in the middle of a dirty video call. Whoooooooooooops. 2 Quote Level 1 Dwarven Ranger STR 0 | DEX 0 | CON | STA 0 | WIS 0 |CHA 0 Battlelog | NF Character Sheet Template 2.0 (stats system) | NF Character Sheet Template v3.0 (XP system) (File > Make a Copy), enter your own details, track everything in one place. Please PM me if you have any questions or ideas. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C Clarke Link to comment
Sylvaa Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 *Poke* How's it going? Quote Sylvaa's BattleLog Sylvaa's Tracking Spreadsheet Link to comment
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