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3 hours ago, DarK_RaideR said:

*Charges in fresh from the Monk guild*

BAR FIIIIIIGHT!!!

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Thank god, someone who knows how to party

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49 minutes ago, Miaulin said:

Wait wait wait- Question!
If the new Guildhall is Fancy now, does that mean fancy hats are allowed again?

Of course. And especially the fancy exploding kind ,because they are the best

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Wait, I am not sure I can stick around here if we're freaking with the fancy hats again. I mean, you do remember what happened last time, right? My right eyebrow still hasn't grown back. 

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18 minutes ago, deftona said:

Wait, I am not sure I can stick around here if we're freaking with the fancy hats again. I mean, you do remember what happened last time, right? My right eyebrow still hasn't grown back. 

 

But it was soo much FUN!

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18 minutes ago, deftona said:

Wait, I am not sure I can stick around here if we're freaking with the fancy hats again. I mean, you do remember what happened last time, right? My right eyebrow still hasn't grown back. 

 

But the asymmetry is part of your charm!

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28 minutes ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

The problem was never the fancy hats. The problem was @Cheetah overengineering his fancy hats, then wearing more than one at once.

And not realising the quantum side effects of having all of his fancy hats occupying the same space at the same time inside the Guild Hall. It was still one heck of a ride! 

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See, I wasn't here during the exploding quantum hats thing, for reasons that aren't clear to me, so I really really want to have it happen again so I can participate.

 

I have a blue Brazilian sheepherder hat that I could pull out for just such an occasion. Also a Batgirl mask. Wearing both together might help amplify @Cheetah's quantum experiments in a helpful way.

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2 minutes ago, SkyGirl said:

 

I have a blue Brazilian sheepherder hat that I could pull out for just such an occasion. Also a Batgirl mask. Wearing both together might help amplify @Cheetah's quantum experiments in a helpful way.

 

Now I really want to see that :lol: 

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11 hours ago, DarK_RaideR said:

*Charges in fresh from the Monk guild*

BAR FIIIIIIGHT!!!

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No no no, I'm out; never enter a barfight against a monk!

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Jarric steps into the guildhall, a smile curling across his lips as he sees the gathered Rangers, old and new, excitedly anticipating the challenges of the year ahead.

 

Pint of the black stuff, barkeep, he says, redundantly, as a glass of ebony coloured stout is already being pushed across the bar towards him. With the drink the barman also hands over a letter, with the name "Jarric" in large, elaborate letters on the front. Opening it, he finds an interesting message inside:

 

Congratulations Jarric!

 

You are hereby appointed "Director of Ranger Hospitality".

 

Enjoy your new title.

 

His smile broadening in to a wide grin, he realises there's only one thing to do in a situation like this. Standing, he turns to the room at large and in a loud voice calls out Next round's on me Rangers, get 'em while they're cold!

 

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In all seriousness, who changed my title? @tanktimus the encourager was that you? I love it anyway!

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1 hour ago, Jarric said:

 

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In all seriousness, who changed my title? @tanktimus the encourager was that you? I love it anyway!

It may or may not have had something to do with you providing shelter to three inebriated Rangers who shall remain nameless.

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1 hour ago, Miaulin said:

Everyone knows the best way to enter a

 

 

is to take off and throw a fancy hat! exploding fancy hats are even better!

 

 

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Cheetah saunters into the Hall, wearing a cheery grin and a fancy hat. 

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Bker slides into the new guildhall, taking in the new decor and new smells.  He quietly hangs his cloak on the rack as Bertrand pours a fresh cup of coffee for him.  "Fresh and ready as always, Bertrand.  My thanks."

 

He smiles to his old friends, many of whom he hasn't seen in far too long.  As he glances around, he notices some new faces as well and grins to see that recruiting is going well as he makes the rounds saying hello to many of those he has missed for so long.

 

On 12/31/2018 at 3:14 AM, iatetheyeti said:

I'll have all the coffee you've got, Bertrand, please and thank you, I am in dire need.

 

...working in retail non-stop through this end of the festive season is not so much fun. Coffee helps maintain the sanity!

 

Food service is not much better around the holidays...  One thing I do not miss about them not having the restaurant finished rebuilding yet (although progress is finally being made.)

 

22 hours ago, SkyGirl said:

The small Ranger who enters the Guildhall is known to many there, but she looks off-balance with her blonde hair cut short and rumpled around her jaw, and her cardinal-red uniform vest and cloak look stiff, new, and uncomfortable. She hesitates in the doorway as the unfamiliar smells of the new hall strike her nose, but when she sees her dear friends clinking glasses and mugs and taking shelter from the inclement weather, her pose eases and she crosses the room to take a place at a side table. 

 

"Hello Sky," the barkeep greets her warmly as he slides her favorite toffee nut coffee in front of her and drops a spoonful of cream into it. "How is it out there?"

 

"Not bad for December," she replies, curling her fingers around the thick ceramic mug and gratefully accepting its warmth.

 

"You mean January." He grins as he wipes his hands on his apron, eyes twinkling. "It's a new year, Sky."

 

The small Ranger lifts her gaze and an expression of joy spreads across her face like a light. "It is, isn't it?" She lifts the mug to her lips and looks out the window at the moonlight streaming softly into the woods around the hall. The barkeep watches knowingly as memories flicker across her face, sometimes light, sometimes dark, but as the chimes of the tall old clock begin to sound, she lifts the mug to her lips with a determined face.

 

"This is going to be a good year." 

 

"Yes, it is Sky.  The new uniform looks good on you, congratulations on it."

 

22 hours ago, jedi_mind said:

A new Ranger comes in from the cold. He's been with the newbies, the druids, but never a ranger before. But strength and endurance are on his mind, as is recovering from a year of healthcare issues.

The new ranger in question has been up in a cabin, isolated, raising a 1 yo baby boy. That crash course into fatherhood is why he needs to lose 30 lbs and practicr jogging from scratch again.

 

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3 hours ago, bker1370 said:

"Yes, it is Sky.  The new uniform looks good on you, congratulations on it."

 

"Thanks so much, B'ker, it's amazing to see you as always. You're looking fine yourself!"

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11 hours ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

It may or may not have had something to do with you providing shelter to three inebriated Rangers who shall remain nameless.

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Let's not forget also providing a very snuggly Pizza. 

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10 hours ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

It may or may not have had something to do with you providing shelter to three inebriated Rangers who shall remain nameless.

 

You know I thought it might! Thank you for that anyway; I was unreasonably happy when I spotted it.

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A Ranger long thought lost wonders into the Hall. He smiles at the bar fight before quietly sitting at a table near a wall out of the way of exploding hats.

A shot of scotch and horn of mead appears at his table. Without looking up he takes up the Scotch and with a quiet "I am home" drains the shotglass.

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6 minutes ago, Thom Ulfhedinn said:

 "I am home" 

 

Cheetah tips his fancy hat to you.

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