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Girl, You've Got To Change Your Crazy Ways, YA HEAR ME?! - Deffy #53

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Girl, you've got to change your crazy ways, YA HEAR ME?!

 

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C'm'ere baby....

 

 

 

Oh boy do I have to change my crazy ways, ya hear me. The extent to which I have backslid is a little bit tragic albeit expected given the year I have had. I am hoping to get back to training in this challenge, the road to recovery has been in the distance for a long time and I am ready to get on it. In my convertible so I can distract a man from his combine harvesting then steal his clothes after a long night of lesbian subtext with my best friend.

 

I need to get out of the mindset that I don’t have to starve myself to lose weight. If I am overweight, I eat too much. If I want to lose weight I need to eat less than my body needs. Eating as much as my body needs will lead to maintenance so in order to drop weight I need to give my body less energy than it needs. This is literally starving myself, and it’s not easy which is why there are so many overweight people. These are home truths. To dismiss them is to fail. Now if I am eating high calorie foods and still hitting my target calories, this will feel like I am starving myself. Because I am. If I eat low energy foods like vegetables then I will feel full and even though I am starving myself it won’t feel like it. But I still am. This is an incontrovertible truth.

So the key to this is to drop weight, get back to looking like I did this time last year, and look better in clothes and also naked just in case TH dumps my ass and I have to either die alone or go on Naked Attraction (those are the two options. There are no other options).

 

So that’s my statement of intent, let’s get at it. By the end of this challenge I want to fit into the denim dress that is a little tight on me. It buttons all the way up so it being tight is dangerous because the buttons pop open and I show people my underwear. This has actually happened which is why I don’t wear it anymore but a few days ago I was in a shop about to buy something very similar when I stopped myself and thought “hey Deffy, if you just lay off the ice cream perhaps you can save this £60 and wear the near identical item you already fucking have” so this is what I am doing.  I have to post a photo of me in this dress at the end of the challenge, even if it won’t do up. This is my motivation.

 

Goal One - Rag Doll : Hot time, get it while it’s easy

 

 

This shit is easier in the summer so I want to make sure I have the good habits in place now and I am in the right space so I am ready to battle winter. I have a deficit goal per day that I want to be hitting in order to hit my year end weight loss goal which is to lose the weight I gained and a little bit more. This isn’t a concrete goal, I just need to ensure my food is mostly in line, everything is tracked and I am going in the right direction with my food choices. I also want to be drinking lots of water to hydrate myself and keep myself looking young. There isn’t a specific goal for this because I know when I am thirsty, I just need to drink dangnabbit.  

 

Goal Two: Back In The Saddle Again

 

 

I want to get back to training. My body feels very tight and cranky so yoga will also be a feature although given I cannot bear any weight on my right shoulder this won't be my usual yoga, I am going to have to make some adjustments. But I want to make my body feel better through exercise, so lots of cardio and weight training as well. No formal goals but I have to ask myself "do I feel good? Will exercise make me feel better?" and if the answer to the last question is "yes" I have to do something about it. 

 

Goal Three - Even Joe Perry Thinks I'm Alright! 

 

 

I don’t actually know what Joe Perry thinks is attractive. Hang on, let me check to see what his wives have looked like...

 

Ok, I’m back and I don’t look anything like Elyssa Jerret or Billie Paulette Montgomery. I’ll just have to wing this one and make sure I think I’m alright. I want to focus on my appearance again because I have let myself go a little. Buffing, polishing, moisturizing, anything that will make me look F.I.N.E. I am also going to keep trying to buy clothes for my weird-ass body. But one F.I.N.E activity per day so I can get sexy again.

 

New challenge, let's go! 

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16 hours ago, deftona said:

It buttons all the way up so it being tight is dangerous because the buttons pop open and I show people my underwear. This has actually happened which is why I don’t wear it anymore

 

Based on your posts, it seems like you have very nice underwear, so it could have been a bigger tragedy.

 

Bring on the calorie deficit! And great that you're able to start exercising more, even if the shoulder isn't quite ready for prime time yet.

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Either I get to see you rock this challenge or I get to see your underwear because your dress won't button up. 

 

How do I lose here? :P

 

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6 hours ago, Xena said:

 

Based on your posts, it seems like you have very nice underwear, so it could have been a bigger tragedy.

 

My underwear is considerably better than any of my actual clothes so maybe this dress is a winner and I just need to wear it open like a flasher mac. 

 

6 hours ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

Here to watch you win!

 

AND WIN I WILL! 

 

5 hours ago, Stribs said:

I am in a similar place weightwise.  We can do this!!

 

We really can because we did it before! 

 

3 hours ago, WhiteGhost said:

Either I get to see you rock this challenge or I get to see your underwear because your dress won't button up. 

 

How do I lose here? :P

 

 

Hehehe - the last time I wore this dress I knew the buttons popping were a strong possibility so I decided to wear this and give 'em the ole razzle dazzle and pop open it did. From the top button right to my navel. LOL

 

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It's a good thing I am not easily embarrassed, I couldn't have given less of a fuck hehehe

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Sunday Update

 

So in stark contrast to TWO DAYS AGO when it was too hot to even wear clothes, I had to wear a freaking coat yesterday because it was freezing. Work was actually really good fun. I did stop off for a Fuckboi Breakfast given I want to have a lot less of those going forward and I did enjoy it a lot. I didn't need any lunch so I decided to shop through my lunch break buying four pairs of very lovely knickers. After work I drove to my parents for a lamb roast and lemon drizzle cake with my mom's ginger buttercream. It was very nice but incredibly sweet. We got back home and watched TRNSMT sets, most of them underwhelming except Mabel who is a solid feature of my workout playlist so that just made we want to do squats. Speaking of which, I modelled my new knickers for TH when we got in and this is something I do whenever I buy new stuff to wear. He is usually full of praise for everything but he was being a little cagey (hehe) about the butt cage ones (remember how happy I was when I discovered butt cage knickers last year? They really ramped up my booty goals) and it turns out he was very confused because he thinks the butt cage should be worn at the front. Which speaks volumes about how little he cares about butts. 

 

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(These are my new butt cage pants. Wearing them back to front seems extremely exhibitionist but whatever floats his boat) These pants also remind me how my butt used to be so much better so extra motivation guys!

 

I also tried on the button up dress and it fits but it makes me look very dumpy which is a shame because when I bought it, it made my little waist POP. I guess my waist ain't so little any more. Le sigh. Oh well, now I know what work I gotta do so let's freaking go.

 

Ragdoll - Well since the challenge hadn't really started (I start today) I did use that as an excuse to eat a little bit more than I would have under normal circumstances although skipping lunch to go shopping for knickers seems like a double edged sword of pure win. Still, I didn't get a deficit let alone my target deficit. I ate more calories than I burnt but given those extra calories were Bombay Mix and Ice Cream I think I won anyway. I will do better today when my challenge actually starts. 

 

Back In The Saddle - My body could definitely use some yoga right now (in every sense of that word) but I didn't get time (for either) given it was a work day. 

 

F.I.N.E - I painted my nails last night. I feel like Joe Perry would really like painted nails. 

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I think I'm with TH on the butt cage. For me, that pic hits an uncanny valley (AHEM) between clothed and unclothed that just makes me uncomfortable. I'd be happy with more visible butt or less visible butt, but the coy peekaboo butt makes me feel like I'm either watching a wardrobe malfunction or being made to be voyeuristic with a body part the owner didn't intend me to see, in the sleazy '70s businessman-perving-on-schoolgirls-and-looking-up-their-skirts way. Whereas straps across the stomach, even the lower stomach, no big deal.

GO COVER (or uncover, if you prefer) YOUR UNCANNY VALLEY, DEFFY.

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3 hours ago, sarakingdom said:

I think I'm with TH on the butt cage. For me, that pic hits an uncanny valley (AHEM) between clothed and unclothed that just makes me uncomfortable.

 

See I think it looks a bit weird from that picture because (and excuse me being so crude) her buttcrack doesn't come as high as mine does when I wear them so it's like a sneaky peak at her butt crack whereas mine is out, loud and proud. 

 

I think TH was imagining the cut out be to be over the much more interesting parts than the stomach which honestly sounds horrific to me. With that in mind, aren't you now glad it's an American fanny cage and not a British fanny cage? Because that would be awful, right?

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I feel like if those were backwards (forwards?) they wouldn't quite show anything, so I feel like that would actually work? Yeah, think I'm with TH there.

 

Looking forward to seeing you rock this challenge Deffy

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32 minutes ago, Jarric said:

I feel like if those were backwards (forwards?) they wouldn't quite show anything, so I feel like that would actually work? Yeah, think I'm with TH there.

 

... I'm going to have to try these knickers on backwards now aren't I. I will report back with my findings. 

 

And I'm glad to have you along Jarric :)

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14 hours ago, deftona said:

Image result for rougette underwear

 

(These are my new butt cage pants. Wearing them back to front seems extremely exhibitionist but whatever floats his boat) These pants also remind me how my butt used to be so much better so extra motivation guys!

 

It's hard to visualize without seeing the front. This picture makes it seem like they are higher waisted, which seems to be throwing off the butt cage proportions. 

 

FWIW, I also have butt cage pants and they are amazing.

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14 minutes ago, Sylvaa said:

 

It's hard to visualize without seeing the front. This picture makes it seem like they are higher waisted, which seems to be throwing off the butt cage proportions. 

 

FWIW, I also have butt cage pants and they are amazing.

 

They are high waisted. And I don't need to try them on backwards, I asked TH why he wanted me to wear them the other way around and like I suspected, he was being very rude. And I remember you posting the pic of your butt cage pants and I really want some of them, where did you get them from?

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5 minutes ago, deftona said:

 

They are high waisted. And I don't need to try them on backwards, I asked TH why he wanted me to wear them the other way around and like I suspected, he was being very rude. And I remember you posting the pic of your butt cage pants and I really want some of them, where did you get them from?

 

Interesting .... do you prefer high waisted? 

 

Internet. Amazon I think? I also had a really old pair that I got from K-Mart back in the day that were Joe Boxer brand. 

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6 minutes ago, Sylvaa said:

Interesting .... do you prefer high waisted? 

 

I don't prefer them. I just like my knickers to have something different about them. I don't like boring underwear. I only have one normal bra and about five pairs of cotton shorties that all came in one pack. The rest of my underwear collection could probably keep a burlesque troop going for a number of months.

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Just now, kcaleece said:

I just want to say that I adore your challenge and also I had no idea that butt cage pants existed, but now I need some.

 

Thank you! And join the butt cage revolution!!! 

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12 minutes ago, deftona said:

 

Thank you! And join the butt cage revolution!!! 

 

Hahaha, I think I'll have to go online shopping tonight! They just look so cute and I adore an unexpected detail (and also a strappy one, double win!) My husband and I are both focusing on updating our wardrobes over this upcoming academic year so it's perfect timing.

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7 hours ago, kcaleece said:

My husband and I are both focusing on updating our wardrobes over this upcoming academic year so it's perfect timing.

 

Get some for him too! Everybody on board the butt cage train! 

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Monday Update

 

Work was a little chaotic from the get go but we dealt with it. I had taken in breakfast and lunch but I decided to fast because this is where I have most success so I had the breakfast I had taken in for lunch which was a waffle with berries, yoghurt and honey. I was still quite hungry afterwards so when I nipped out on my lunch break to try and buy some boots I bought a chicken kebab thing on a stick for extra protein. I walked back into work eating it and my colleagues told me I was eating it too suggestively and had to go upstairs (seriously, what. I was just freaking eating it) and eat it in front of "my" maintenance man who was fixing the chaos that had been happening first thing. Now this maintenance guy is so sweet and beardy but he's a very intense man. I tried to avoid eye contact as best I could throughout. 

 

TH was working from home so he made dinner for when I got back home. I spent the evening gazing lovingly down his ear. You've never really seen a man until you have a torch down his ear looking to see if he has waxy build up to try and explain why he's suddenly a bit deaf. I poured a bit of olive oil down it and tried to photograph it for him to see. That didn't really work so we tried a hot bath, mostly to get the olive oil out so I went up with him and soaked my feet and moisturised them. 

 

Ragdoll - Water levels were great and my deficit was massive. Thumbs up! 

 

Back in the Saddle - Work, no time for training. 

 

F.I.N.E - Joe Perry would really appreciate how silky smooth my feet are right now. 

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4 hours ago, deftona said:

TH was working from home so he made dinner for when I got back home.

Is food porn not a thing anymore??

 

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Also, great day with your goals (even if you had to eat in front of an intense maintenance guy)

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Also, great day with your goals (even if you had to eat in front of an intense maintenance guy)


You know what, if my colleagues watch me innocently eating my dinner and think dirty thoughts, I think that's on them, not me. The maintenance guy didn't seem to think the same. He was too busy showing me picture after picture of his car
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On 7/28/2019 at 2:53 AM, deftona said:

These are home truths.

Sadly, yes.  I ramped up my exercise and I feel like I need to reevaluate how I eat entirely now. 

 

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Haven't seen you around in roughly a billion years.  *waves*

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1 hour ago, Teros said:

Haven't seen you around in roughly a billion years.  *waves*

 

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! 

 

And I've been here all along! :D 

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