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2 hours ago, Sloth the Enduring said:

Huh. I thought the updates ate the old challenges

 

Nah it only ate some challenge threads for some reason when we moved away from vbulletin. 

 

2 hours ago, Sloth the Enduring said:

and that I predated them

 

The challenges have always been here. Waiting in the dark corners like some Eldritch horror...Oh gods what has Steve unleashed upon us! 

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Oh my gods. Were those my first challenges? I actually remember them. I had so much more energy at 43 than I do at 51.
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So,I notice in the first challenges, there was this guy named Steve. What are they chances of bringing him back from the dead?

 

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On 1/25/2020 at 8:26 PM, bigm141414 said:

WE RISE! WE COME FOR YOUR GAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!! 

 

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On 1/21/2020 at 1:38 AM, sarakingdom said:

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Okay, archiving this for futur use!

 

On 1/21/2020 at 4:31 AM, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

Normally I'm going to let speculation run wild, but it's not camp. There are no plans in the works for another camp. 😥

 

Thank god, this will save me a conversation with the SO that i know i won't win!

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... a little odd in the head ...

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20 hours ago, Elastigirl said:

So,I notice in the first challenges, there was this guy named Steve. What are they chances of bringing him back from the dead?

 

 

While I am attempting to remain mysterious and completely emotionless at all of these suggestions, I can't resist saying this would be SERIOUSLY awesome.  :D  Do you wanna be a guild leader???

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On 1/23/2020 at 3:46 PM, DarK_RaideR said:

On that note (and just to mess with @Rurik HarrgathHarrgath) here's another hint from me:

 

Hahahahaha it's so true and yet no one really gets the reference.  B)

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On 1/20/2020 at 7:52 PM, Harriet said:

I think we should begin by categorising all possible types of surprising that the universe can offer, then we can narrow it down from there. Here's an initial taxonomy:

a great creme brûlée that's not too small

 

 

Why IS creme brûlée always so small? I demand an investigation

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31 minutes ago, DJtrippyT said:

 

Why IS creme brûlée always so small? I demand an investigation

 

I have two three hypotheses:

1. They're fancy, and size correlates negatively with fanciness. 
2. The ideal ratio of custard to brulee requires a shallow dish. A deep dish requires a high custard to brulee ratio OR brulee that is too thick. shallow dishes of mighty diameter are disallowed because of 1.

3. The powers that be want us to feel a constant slight dissatisfaction; a diffuse yet persistent ache that drives us to work hard in order to earn money and spend it to power the merciless wheels of capitalism and corporate power while trying to fill the under-bruleed voids in our hearts. 

Solution: order three creme brulees. Eat all while making aggressive eye contact with the waiters, other diners, and your husband to ensure no one a) comments or b) tries to take your brulees.  

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9 hours ago, Harriet said:

 


Solution: order three creme brulees. Eat all while making aggressive eye contact with the waiters, other diners, and your husband to ensure no one a) comments or b) tries to take your brulees.  

 

 

 

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Alternate solution: buy a blowtorch.  Make your own dang brulee.  Then you have creme brulee and also have the means to quickly set things on fire.

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On 1/30/2020 at 11:34 PM, Harriet said:

3. The powers that be want us to feel a constant slight dissatisfaction; a diffuse yet persistent ache that drives us to work hard in order to earn money and spend it to power the merciless wheels of capitalism and corporate power while trying to fill the under-bruleed voids in our hearts.

 

20 hours ago, Raincloak said:

Alternate solution: buy a blowtorch.  Make your own dang brulee.  Then you have creme brulee and also have the means to quickly set things on fire.

 

These seem related to me. 

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The cat is out of the bag. I made an announcement that details everything, you should see it as a red banner with the title "What we've been hinting at" at the top of the page. Props to @Elastigirl for guessing correctly. You win a sense of pride and accomplishment ;) 

 

Some of you came up with some great ideas, if I'm ever stuck for new ideas for the forums I'll just pretend we are going to release something then pick the best guesses.

 

I do apologize if we oversold the announcement, but I wanted to generate some hype.

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2 minutes ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

The cat is out of the bag. I made an announcement that details everything, you should see it as a red banner with the title "What we've been hinting at" at the top of the page. Props to @Elastigirl for guessing correctly. You win a sense of pride and accomplishment ;) 

 

Some of you came up with some great ideas, if I'm ever stuck for new ideas for the forums I'll just pretend we are going to release something then pick the best guesses.

 

I do apologize if we oversold the announcement, but I wanted to generate some hype.

That is awesome! I'm super excited that Steve is going to be challenging with us. That wasn't so much a guess as something  I just thought would be cool, so I'm pumped. Also looking forward to writing up my challenge that includes a look back.NF has meant a lot to me, and it's fun to look back and see all the changes

 

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