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Rurik Harrgath

The Curved Bow & Leaky Tankard: Ye Olde Ranger Guildhall and General Chat

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Ladies, Gentlemen, Non-Binary folks, animal companions, and robot tag-alongs, Ye Rangers all;

 

Allow me to welcome you once again to our humble abode in the wilderness, The Curved Bow & Leaky Tankard.

 

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As is tradition, make yourselves comfortable while we wade our ways through Week Zero in preparation for the start of another 5 Week Challenge cycle!  There's a rack by the door for your cloak and various equipment - if you require us to stash anything for you, ensure you hang onto your voucher to reclaim your items!  Harold the Blacksmith found himself a union contract, but he is on scene out back for your assorted armoring and smithery needs (thankfully he still gets along well with Ranger Mgmt), and maybe you noticed Aziz the Friendly Neighborhood traveling supply merchant (he's earned his title back, on a good behavior probationary basis) on your way in?  He's back too, after travels afar and has set up his bazaar across the muddy road out front!

 

Find a place to hang your cloak, put your feet up, and relax.  We're your home away from home while out adventuring, but this be hallowed ground.  Try not to start too many tavern brawls while you stay with us.  Oh, and serve yourself... the help is on strike citing the questionable origin and dubious taste of the most recent barrel of ale.  Consume at your own peril. 

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9 hours ago, Rurik Harrgath said:

Oh, and serve yourself

😮

 

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Off to sit in a dark corner somewhere...I have crocheting to do!

 

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So I decided to hop over here to Rangers this challenge and with it and because I need to give/get more support, I decided to start a horror story accountability group:

  

It's cross-guild, anyone can join and really the main point is to follow each other during the challenge and write some story if you want.  Let's crush this challenge.

 

drink-

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Serve myself? Then a drink of my own concoction: an amount of vodka, some cointreau, a bit of limoncello, and a squeeze of lime juice. Club soda optional. Mix it together, and add more of anything until it tastes good. Fortunately, in this Ranger Hall, such experimentation does not lead to an accidentally-way-too-strong drink (NOT THAT THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME, A PERSON WITH THE ALCOHOL TOLERANCE OF A SMALL LEMUR) and I shall work on my novel in a corner while sipping it.

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In that case I will sneak behind the bar to serve myself a very small cider, then go and lie down on that conveniently placed soft, warm rug in front of the fire and go right to sleep. Socialising is exhausting, and I need a break before I start again (that is, I am not doing the usual putting my challenge up ASAP because of the over-socialisation thing). If anyone is going to be around at sunrise, please wake me with a coffee and I will owe you one!

 

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13 hours ago, iatetheyeti said:

In that case I will sneak behind the bar to serve myself a very small cider, then go and lie down on that conveniently placed soft, warm rug in front of the fire and go right to sleep. Socialising is exhausting, and I need a break before I start again (that is, I am not doing the usual putting my challenge up ASAP because of the over-socialisation thing). If anyone is going to be around at sunrise, please wake me with a coffee and I will owe you one!

 

 

I let you sleep in a little. Is that extra bonuspoints?

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Cheetah saunters into the room looking rather roughly used.  He's splashed with mud and there may be blood stains on his cloak and tunic.  He is smiling wearily.  He scans around briefly, and finding the bartender absent he nips back to the kitchen and puts the kettle on.  He returns in a few minutes and sits at the bar with a large mug of tea in his hands.

 

Gods, it's good to be home.

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"Is that Cheetah that went into the kitchen?" Mr_Willes, sneaks into the kitchen the other way around. Finds a nice high chair in the corner where he can hide a bit due to pots pans and utensils hanging from the ceiling. "I really want to know what he is cooking up this time".

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6 hours ago, Mr_Willes said:

"Is that Cheetah that went into the kitchen?" Mr_Willes, sneaks into the kitchen the other way around. Finds a nice high chair in the corner where he can hide a bit due to pots pans and utensils hanging from the ceiling. "I really want to know what he is cooking up this time".

It's fine as long as there are no hats involved.

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On 10/18/2020 at 3:49 PM, Teros said:

drink-

 

 

You've got red on you.

 

On 10/18/2020 at 6:57 PM, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

 

First round is still on the chaplain.

For @Jarric, it's some of the black stuff:
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You, sir, are a true gent. I'll drink to that!

 

 

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*walks in and looks around a bit as her legs collapse under her*

 

Yalllll why is biking every morning so hard and why does it make everything hurt so bad 😂😭😂😭

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1 hour ago, spezzy said:

*walks in and looks around a bit as her legs collapse under her*

 

Yalllll why is biking every morning so hard and why does it make everything hurt so bad 😂😭😂😭

I don't know but doing a whole ton of squats had a similar killing effect on my legs  😭

 

edit: BUT THIS HOW WE BECOME STRONG RIGHT?!?!?

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Shaar is quite content to sharpen her bard knives in one of many mystery corners of the tavern - she overhears something about Cheetah and hats and nods quietly to herself, solemn, understanding...

 

HI FRIENDS! It's fall so I'll take some seasonal mead please and thankyou~

 

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20 hours ago, Mr_Willes said:

cooking up

 

That just made me think of the chili recipe I posted up here once... At least I think it was chili.  Maybe Tank will remember?  It was more than a few challenges ago.  It's almost chili season, I'll have to go back and try to find it.

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