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8 minutes ago, shaar said:

This week's lunch is boring chicken sausage and rice with glazed sweet potato cubes!  WOWIE WOW WOW

Hey I love chicken sausage and potatoes

 

5 minutes ago, Salinger said:

Never had chicken sausage what the hell hahahha xx

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20 minutes ago, Salinger said:

 

 

Is it just like chicken in the shape of a sausage? dont get it! 

 

They have genetically combined a pig with a chicken to make a Chig. 

 

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And this animal has transcended all manner of deliciousness. 

(or yeah it's just chicken in a sausage casing 😛 )

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42 minutes ago, Salinger said:

 

Is it just like chicken in the shape of a sausage? dont get it!

The U.S. Constitution specifically forbids us from explaining it to Brits any more than Teros already has. He wasn't supposed to mention the Chig, but he probably won't face charges for it.

 

And Shaar, regarding Hauling Ass on the Treadmill for only ten minutes. When it comes to Hauling Ass, what matters is not the volume of Ass Hauled, but how often you Haul it.

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3 hours ago, Salinger said:

Hey Shaar, great to see you around :)

 

You excited about moving day?

 

Never had chicken sausage what the hell hahahha xx

 

HI SAL ❤️ 

 

I AM, I get my own computer room AND my own bathroom and I'm already plotting on how I'm going to deck the the FRICK out SHAAR STYYYLE~ :3

 

It is - like Teros posted!  Sassage filled with chimken meats!

 

3 hours ago, Teros said:

Hey I love chicken sausage and potatoes

 

2 hours ago, Teros said:

 

 

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I want to know exactly how you stumbled upon NOT ONLY that video (is my man dumping ranch on everything at the end??) but ALSO that horrifying voidsent animal combination...

 

 

2 hours ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

The U.S. Constitution specifically forbids us from explaining it to Brits any more than Teros already has. He wasn't supposed to mention the Chig, but he probably won't face charges for it.

 

And Shaar, regarding Hauling Ass on the Treadmill for only ten minutes. When it comes to Hauling Ass, what matters is not the volume of Ass Hauled, but how often you Haul it.

 

I will guard The Chig with my life.

 

And I do readeth from the ancestral tomes of the Furyhearted Berserking Methods where lo, if thy Ass is Hauled verily, Ser Tanktimus does droppeth the correct knowledge of PRITHEE JUST DO IT YE CRAVEN PEASANT

 

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4 hours ago, shaar said:

And I do readeth from the ancestral tomes of the Furyhearted Berserking Methods where lo, if thy Ass is Hauled verily, Ser Tanktimus does droppeth the correct knowledge of PRITHEE JUST DO IT YE CRAVEN PEASANT

THISBRINGSJOYTOMYHEARTTHANKYOU!

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On 11/15/2020 at 1:49 PM, shaar said:

We're getting a treadmill

 

I've been loving my treadmill lately.  I hope you love yours too!

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2 hours ago, Cheetah said:

I've been loving my treadmill lately.

<4thgradervibes>Then you should marry it!</4thgradervibes>

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On 11/15/2020 at 10:10 PM, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

THISBRINGSJOYTOMYHEARTTHANKYOU!

 

On 11/16/2020 at 2:16 PM, fearless 2.0 said:

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thanks for making me almost wet my pants! :)

 

I'm here to help!!

 

The owner of my company was walking by my desk the other day when I was saying something cracked out as usual, and he laughed and stopped and said, "You make my day, EVERY day!" and it was kinda the best. :) 

 

On 11/16/2020 at 2:56 PM, Cheetah said:

 

I've been loving my treadmill lately.  I hope you love yours too!

 

On 11/16/2020 at 5:31 PM, GoodDoug said:

<4thgradervibes>Then you should marry it!</4thgradervibes>

 

OH Y'ALL

 

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On 11/17/2020 at 3:40 AM, Salinger said:

Hey Shaar, hope your week has had a good start :D xx

 

HI HI weekly update INCOMING:

 

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So FIRST off, fitness is in the trasher right now.  My right shoulder is really on the strugglebus and cramping up a lot, so much that sometimes - like this morning! - I can feel it extending down around to my ribcage.  NEATO.  GETTING OLD ROCKS!! At any rate I KNOW I could be mitigating this more on my end with some foam rolling and targeted tennis ball work and I really should...... but I'm still real hesitant to lift at all because I know it's done me dirty in the past.

 

SO, I WAIT. For the treadmill. And for me to get off my dumb ass and do some muscle work jeez Shaar get it together

 

This week has been IN SANE at work - at least 50% of customers are shitbird crapheads that just want to yell and be entitled over the smallest things - I honestly think election stress + covid stress is weighing on everyone and just spilling over into Everyday Existence more and more so.... YEAH. We survived and at 5pm Friday just started hooting and hollering because the week was DONE and we done did it. My work crew is the best of the best and I would die for any one of them at any given moment DO NOT TEST ME ON THIS

 

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(We posted this gif in the group chat this week when our software went down, the more you watch it the BETTER IT GETS)

 

In other non-failboat news, Ao and I are trying to get our hands on a Playstation 5 ahahahahaha actually wait no this is also failboat news because we have been THUS FAR UNSUCCESSFUL. I got into a virtual queue at 3:30 on Thursday and we all had a party around my desk until they sold out an hour later and got booted from the queue.  WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. He may have a lead on one though from a friend that somehow got their hands on 2 so WE WILL SEE.  Jeez I just want to play cool video games in the safety of my own motherfrickin' HOME here

 

Uh, what else. Thanksgiving is this week!!  I'm making a big ol' feasty feast at home and Ao is coming over to meet my mom for the FIRST TIME and everything's going to go GREAT.  No really it should go great, they're both excited and it's kinda cute. I've been tactically doing my groceries over the past few weeks so I don't have to fling myself into the Holiday Covid Grocery Store Pit of Absolute Despair this weekend because I waited too long last year and nearly had my brain explode trying to get stuff for pumpkin pie a few days before... NOT THIS YEAR FUCKERS. Not this year.

 

I think... that's all?  For now?  HAVE THE BEST WEEKEND FRIENDS ILU ALL!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 

 

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Also double post because I had to change my avatar to Childe from Genshin Impact because LOOK at how HAPPY he is just hanging out with his pals and watching them have a good meal, it is so JOYFUL and I just can't HANDLE it, hashbrown BLESSED.

 

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"Well...in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't.

You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair...
...But that's the way things are. The choice is yours."

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What day is thanksgiving? Exciting about your mum meeting your man :)

 

Hoping it goes amazing for you all!!

 

That gif is incredible, im drawn to the centipede man crawling at the bottom of it hahahahahahah and the guy in the far left ripping the paper up :P hahahahah love it. 

 

Defo feels like the inside of my brain today!!

 

Sending loads of love to you Shaar xx

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53 minutes ago, Salinger said:

What day is thanksgiving?

Thursday :) It's the 26th this year, the last Thursday of November I think is how they choose it

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5 hours ago, shaar said:

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS


The same Madness that strikes whenever a new platform comes out around the holidays. Or any *new* thing.  Cabbage Patch Kids (someone actually did a song to the tune of satisfaction by the Stones about it), the first Wii. There were fights and such over the  wii. Neighbor only got one cuz he was a cop, and “knew” somebody. Had to literally sneak it out the back so as to avoid the crazy. 

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5 hours ago, shaar said:

o FIRST off, fitness is in the trasher right now.  My right shoulder is really on the strugglebus and cramping up a lot, so much that sometimes - like this morning! - I can feel it extending down around to my ribcage.  NEATO.  GETTING OLD ROCKS!! At any rate I KNOW I could be mitigating this more on my end with some foam rolling and targeted tennis ball work and I really should...... but I'm still real hesitant to lift at all because I know it's done me dirty in the past.

Prithee peasant, be-eth there any IT thou mayest simply do?

Forsooth, to simply place ye tennis ball upon thine wall and leaneth thou thine ouchie against it is behold and verily the something that superseedeth the nothing.

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On 11/21/2020 at 11:24 AM, Salinger said:

What day is thanksgiving? Exciting about your mum meeting your man :)

 

Hoping it goes amazing for you all!!

 

That gif is incredible, im drawn to the centipede man crawling at the bottom of it hahahahahahah and the guy in the far left ripping the paper up :P hahahahah love it. 

 

Defo feels like the inside of my brain today!!

 

Sending loads of love to you Shaar xx

 

Hahaha we all said 'tag yourself' in the chat and at first I was like 'I'm that dude on the table just yelling' but then I realized he wasn't yelling but like, drinking a carton of milk real fast and was like, that seems unhealthy, so I changed it to the dude military crawling outta there all NOPENOPENOPE, we were all laughing for a good 10 minutes at it all..

 

23 hours ago, TheGreyJedi-Ranger said:

Thursday :) It's the 26th this year, the last Thursday of November I think is how they choose it

 

YUP it is this THURSDAY!! :DDD

 

23 hours ago, fearless 2.0 said:

coming here makes me happy! well done with the shopping and I hope your shoulder understands that we cant get old right now! :)

 

I'm so glad! ❤️ If I can make at least one person smile with my caps lock hyperbole and tales of greatness and sometimes woe then I'm doing my part!!

 

(For real tho' shoulder we ain't got time for your SHIT!!)

 

18 hours ago, Rinna said:


The same Madness that strikes whenever a new platform comes out around the holidays. Or any *new* thing.  Cabbage Patch Kids (someone actually did a song to the tune of satisfaction by the Stones about it), the first Wii. There were fights and such over the  wii. Neighbor only got one cuz he was a cop, and “knew” somebody. Had to literally sneak it out the back so as to avoid the crazy. 

 

Oh gosh I remember people trampling each other for the Wii!  WHAT MADNESS HATH CAPITALISM WROUGHT?!

 

Ao did manage to snag a PS5 and is going to pick it up later today and I will test it out on Wednesday mwehehehehe WOOOOOO GAMES

 

18 hours ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

Prithee peasant, be-eth there any IT thou mayest simply do?

Forsooth, to simply place ye tennis ball upon thine wall and leaneth thou thine ouchie against it is behold and verily the something that superseedeth the nothing.

 

AND LO, VERILY THIS DOTH COME FROME THE VOLUMES OF TANKTIMUS THE WISE:

O listen ye little shite, just do the thinge, and behold did Shaar do the thinge, and she did leaneth against the wall while observing some moving pictures on the magical box screen and thusly was granted a +10 buff to lessening the ouchies, TYPE AMEN

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"Well...in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't.

You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair...
...But that's the way things are. The choice is yours."

» visit me @ my BATTLE LOG~

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3 hours ago, shaar said:

 

AND LO, VERILY THIS DOTH COME FROME THE VOLUMES OF TANKTIMUS THE WISE:

O listen ye little shite, just do the thinge, and behold did Shaar do the thinge, and she did leaneth against the wall while observing some moving pictures on the magical box screen and thusly was granted a +10 buff to lessening the ouchies, TYPE AMEN

And Tanktimus did Grin.

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On 11/22/2020 at 3:16 PM, Tanktimus the Encourager said:

And Tanktimus did Grin.

 

19 hours ago, Salinger said:

Have a great Monday Shaar ❤️ xx

 

1 hour ago, Cheetah said:

Keep up the good work!

 

Haha thankles friends!

 

What's this? An update during the week??

 

Quick thoughts ~

 

- Our treadmill is being delivered Friday at work. CAN. NOT. WAIT. Look, the howling craphead that hated running is looking forward to.... running. I actually somehow enjoyed the treadmill when I was able to gym pre-covid and getting my stamina up would be a nice plus, so here we are, WILD TIMES...

 

- After finishing this challenge I'll be at 49 challenges completed - not even counting the big handful of half-assed ones I shitted out on - so my next challenge, if completed, will get me 50 levels??  HUH y'all that's BIG. I've gotta figure out something cool for sticking through it through all that! WHAT DO??

 

- I have a half day Wednesday thanks to Food Holiday and I'm meeting Ao at a local somewhat bougie sushi place because he's never really had good sushi and this is a place I've wanted to try for a while!! HYPEST HYPE! I love food and miss the 'casual' part of going out to eat - lately thanks to The Rona it's such a chore and so much thought and planning into going somewhere, I miss the spontaneity and mask-less enjoyment of local cuisine.  Someday soon, hopefully, back to a quiet roar of 'normal'.

 

Ok that's all for now, hope your Mondays have been LOVELY!~ ❤️

 

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"Well...in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't.

You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair...
...But that's the way things are. The choice is yours."

» visit me @ my BATTLE LOG~

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Whacha gonna play on the PS5?  I am ready for a new console and will probably get an Xbox X later (Christmas?).  All I really want is for ES6 to come out tho :D 

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On 11/21/2020 at 5:08 PM, shaar said:

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I would definitely be the guy all the way on the left 

AND i'm really curious what the guy just right the stairs is doing...

#peoplegotarighttoknow

 

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On 11/22/2020 at 5:44 PM, shaar said:

granted a +10 buff to lessening the ouchies

 

AMEN

 

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On 11/22/2020 at 5:44 PM, shaar said:

Ao did manage to snag a PS5 and is going to pick it up later today and I will test it out on Wednesday mwehehehehe WOOOOOO GAMES

 

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Which refers to me, i wish i had the time and opportunity to ...

 

Oow man, i just got a vision, of what our attic could look like when the kids grew up a little, i'm envisioning an old super comfy couch, a big ass tv-screen on the wall, some mood lighting, big ass speakers, and a nice gaming console in the middle to be able to just jump into the couch and game the night away.

 

I know:

Pin em Beecher and Keller

 

But for now i just have to do with my little desk / computer corner

(should i hide the beers before taking the pictures... Aah hell forget about it)

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ENJOY YOUR GAMING!!!

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... a little odd in the head ...

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