[Whisper]

"We'll secure the tied end better" they said, and still bars fell
"We'll cut back the open end more" they said, and still bars fell.
"Fine, we'll take them off" they said.

And they didn't.

And now a festoon is completely skewed with a bag wrapped around the motor. 

Spoiler

 

"Call riggers" I said, "my guys aren't qualified for this mess."
"We'll call Roger" they said. Roger being my manager that retired BEFORE my manager that just retired.