BarefootDawsy Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 [story]Shanghaied. I suppose that's the best way to describe it.I spent the weekend with my family. We had a laugh, ate some lovely food, did a few chores. Nothing unusual. Already it seems like a lifetime ago.I woke up this morning to the sounds of screaming, cursing, and banging. The room was pitch black, and despite several minutes of blind fumbling, I couldn't find the light switch. I sat in the dark, waiting for my eyes to adjust to the darkness, but with the complete absence of light, I saw nothing. Then I heard the sound of a key fitting into a metal lock on a metal door. I could hear its teeth straining as the rusty tumblers were forced to turn. A vertical sliver of light appeared, so bright I had to shield my eyes, then the room was flooded with light.A filthy, stinking beast of a man stood in the doorway, a ring of keys in one hand and a crude mace in the other. He settled the key ring onto a loop in his belt, then reached behind him. By reflex alone, I caught the heavy pair of manacles that he flung at me. "Put these on. Get up". he gurgled.He led me outside to an open area where several dozen other manacled men and women were gathered. He gave me a push, and I fell headlong onto the sandy ground, then I heard the sound of a gate being swung shut behind me.A man appeared above the edge of the tall wall that surrounded the yard. He was dressed in a garish robe, and had a sort of crown on his head. He raised his hands, and the assembled folk fell silent."Look around you. These people are now your closest friends and your most hated enemies." "From this moment, you are no longer free men and women. You are the property of the Emperor. You will be treated as he sees fit. You will live as he wants you to live, and you will die how he wants you to die.""From this moment on, you are the Emperors playthings. From this moment on, you are Gladiators."As if this was explanation enough, he turned and left. We all looked at each other, bewildered. For the rest of the day, we were forced to run, lift and fight. We were teamed up, then torn apart, then forced together again. We were trained mercilessly until near sunset, then we were taken back to our cells.That evening, I heard 2 of the adjacent cells being opened. I could hear a muffled roar as if from a million voices. It lasted no more than a dozen minutes. When it was over, I heard a single cell door open and shut again. Then I heard no more.[The Challenge]I had a whole bunch of goals in mind for this challenge, however they were derailed for one reason or another. To overcome this obstacle, I've devised a training schedule that is at the same time economical, and very effective. I've been trying it out for a couple of weeks now and am already pleased with the results. Now the true test begins.Here are my goals:1. 6 Days of Convict Conditioning Tabata: I'm using the CC progressions, but doing them Tabata-style with 8 sets of as many reps that I can do in 20 seconds, with 10 second breaks in between +2 STR +2 STA2. Run: I need to run at least once a week. I've been finding it hard to get out lately, so this is very important +2 DEX3. The big one: 1 PvP Challenge each week: See rules below +6 CHA (One per victory)4. Australia: It looks like we're heading back to Australia. I've got 6 weeks to get everything ready! +3 WIS[PvP Rules]In order to complete my third goal for this challenge, I need competitors. I will take on any member of any guild in a PvP that follows the rules set out below:Each week I must face a challenger that I have not previously faced during this challengeChallenges cannot require any equipmentChallenges must be completed in 10 minutes or lessEach challenge must be unique and cannot involve exercises used in previous PvPsIf you would like to challenge, please reply to this thread. [starting Stats][TABLE=width: 500]Strength (STR):6+1Dexterity (DEX):5+2Stamina (STA):6[/TD]Constitution (CON):4[TD]Wisdom (WIS):5+1Charisma (CHA):2+1[/TABLE] BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
WizardTrip Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I love the Gladiator Challenging theme you have going on. This warrior may need to think of something for a challenge (sans weights / etc). hmmmm....thinking cap is on. Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25 Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 *the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan* Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 I love the Gladiator Challenging theme you have going on. This warrior may need to think of something for a challenge (sans weights / etc). hmmmm....thinking cap is on.Bring it, Warrior! BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Mordechaj Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 If you plan to survive the arena you'll need to control yourself, both in mind and in body.I challenge you to do nothing for 10 minutes.Nothing. Just stand still in silence. You are not to think, to plan, to plot, or to focus upon one image.Your eyes are to be closed, and you may open them only when the 10 minutes alarm sounds.Your mind is to be breath and void, your body standing still, unmoving, relaxed.You have to be in specific immobile (and ) for those 10 minutes.Are you up to it? STR: 2 / DEX: 2 / STA: 3 / CON: 2 / WIS: 3 / CHA: 3 PanHEMAphiliac. Link to comment
joeyb Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Too bad games of Euchre last longer than 10 minutes. I think that's the only thing I might be able to beat you in. Marsupial Assassin - LVL 3STR 10 || DEX 3 || STA 5 || CON 8 || WIS 11 || CHA 7Fitocracy || MyFitnessPal  Link to comment
Relic Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Awesome! I had a sneaking suspicion that you would do something like this, although you have exceeded my expectations. I just put up a mountain challenge in the PVP section if you want to use that to face me in the ring... although 10 minutes might not be enough time to finish... To find piece with myselfI must first find a piece of myself Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 If you plan to survive the arena you'll need to control yourself, both in mind and in body.I challenge you to do nothing for 10 minutes.Nothing. Just stand still in silence. You are not to think, to plan, to plot, or to focus upon one image.Your eyes are to be closed, and you may open them only when the 10 minutes alarm sounds.Your mind is to be breath and void, your body standing still, unmoving, relaxed.You have to be in specific immobile (and ) for those 10 minutes.Are you up to it?Wow. I don't know if you realise just what you've done here, but this may very well be the hardest thing you could ask. I accept! I'll put you down for week 1! BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Too bad games of Euchre last longer than 10 minutes. I think that's the only thing I might be able to beat you in.Lol thank goodness! I suck at cards (that's a card game, right?) BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
ellisd012 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Wow to the 'do nothing' challenge...I think that I would like to try that one myself.Great story barefootdawsy! Celtic ScoutLevel 4Str 8 | Dex 7.5 | Sta 12.25 | Con 9 | Wis 10.5 | Cha 7.75Battle Log"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment
Mordechaj Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 It's really hard to find a proper video showing the tai chi standing, so if you want we can arrange a skype/gtalk voice call so that I can explain the details that are crucial here, and you can get instant replies to your questions.p.s. Sure thing ellisd012, hop on! STR: 2 / DEX: 2 / STA: 3 / CON: 2 / WIS: 3 / CHA: 3 PanHEMAphiliac. Link to comment
Fitness Padawan Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Love the theme and I have always had a fascination for the Roman Gladiators. I'll be thinking of a PvP challenge, so I'll let ya know! Good luck! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try - Yoda Yasashi Doragon Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Hit me up for a challenge for week 2 if you want. Not sure what kind of PvP you'd wanna do though. Awesome, awesome, amazing, awesome, great challenge though. lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
bgvanbur Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Totally badass. Will be fun to follow all the PvP that will be occurring. Since there are seven guilds, you should try to spread it out to different guilds too. Level 26, Primal Ultra Trail Scout, Non-Binary Robot  Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Totally badass. Will be fun to follow all the PvP that will be occurring. Since there are seven guilds, you should try to spread it out to different guilds too.Ooh good idea I like that! BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Hit me up for a challenge for week 2 if you want. Not sure what kind of PvP you'd wanna do though. Awesome, awesome, amazing, awesome, great challenge though. Think you'll have time you crazy epic ranger? BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Pat G Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 I will cheer for you Gladiator. "Strength is the cup. The bigger the cup, the more you can put in" - JDanger Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Think you'll have time you crazy epic ranger?Yes, part of my challenge includes PvPs. Hit me with your best shot.You pick the workout. I'm jonesing for a rematch so hard. lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Update: Day 1 CC Tabata complete4x13 + 4x12 Tabata Close Squats BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
The Tin Man Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 http://www.nerdfitness.com/community/showthread.php?13538-CHALLENGE-ME!-Barefoot-Dawsy-s-Gladiator-PvP&p=198872&viewfull=1#post198872Most time spent in squat (asian/3rd world squat) position in week 3. Assisted (holding on to something for balance) or not. I betcha I can do more. The Tin Man: Cyborg Ranger Tin Man's Out of Date Epic Quest I am what I do. Â Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Yes, part of my challenge includes PvPs. Hit me with your best shot.You pick the workout. I'm jonesing for a rematch so hard.Best shot eh? How about...Dive Bomber Pushups. The most you can do in 10 minutes. Best score between next Monday at 12:01AM and the following Sunday at 11:59PM. BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Best shot eh? How about...Dive Bomber Pushups. The most you can do in 10 minutes. Best score between next Monday at 12:01AM and the following Sunday at 11:59PM.Done.Just clarify what a dive bomber pushup is with a video somewhere to make sure. lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Done.Just clarify what a dive bomber pushup is with a video somewhere to make sure. These are theyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dttk8RdiIHzA BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Bard Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Wow what a great challenge for yourself Barefootdawsy!I can't think of much I might beat you at but I love but I love Moredechaj's 10 mins of absolutely nothing challenge - I might have a crack at that myself! Maybe we could make it a guild challenge for ourselves? Did anyone find a video online of the Tai Chi standing position?RegardsQuentin. Link to comment
livingroovy Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 I already posted in your challenge thread, but I'm pretty sure you need a druid representation in your challenges. I said longest held handstand, but we could also do anything really...timed wheel pose? I may smile through everything but trust me, I'm competitive! Race: Gallifreyan Profession: Druid Level: 6 Current Challenge:Livingroovy Comes Home [sTR] - 16.8 // [DEX] - 12.25 // [sTA] - 16 // [CON] - 17.3 // [WIS] - 16.55 // [CHA] - 14.6 Find me on the internets: Facebook // Twitter // Kate Marolt | Play Warrior & Excitement Engineer! Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted June 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Just Googled 'Wheel Pose'. I'm glad I went with the handstand BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
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