redgirl Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 What's brown and sticky?A stick. 2 Quote Link to comment
Harleytrypp Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Why didn't the skeliton cross the road...........He didn't have the guts. Quote Level: 2 Celt Adventurer Str: 3 Dex: 2 Sta: 2 Con: 4.25 Wis: 4.75 Cha: 4 Challenges: 1 / 2 Link to comment
AWMorris1 Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I had a dream I fell into an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a fanta sea. Did you hear why the cross eyed teacher got he sack? He couldn't control his pupils!! Quote Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 A beloved king who lived in a grass palace on a tropical Island was given a throne by his subjects on his birthday. He loved it so much his subjects gave him a new throne for his next birthday as well. He put the old one in the attic of his palace. Next year he got another throne and put the 2nd throne in the attic with the first. An advisor warned him this might not be a good idea, but the king ignored him. Each year he got a new throne on his birthday and put the old one in the attic, and each year he ignored his advisor's warnings. Finally, twenty years later, when he put the 20th throne in the attic, the palace collapsed and the king died. The Moral of the story is that those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. 2 Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
ceethegreat Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?This tastes funny. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?Tyrannosaurus rex! 1 Quote Cee, Level 2 Wood Elf Adventurer of the Earth KingdomSTR 4.5 . DEX 1 . STA 3 . CON 5 . WIS 8.75 . CHA 4ch 0|ch 1|challenge 2 Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation.he was a real tan gent. why can a man never go hungry in a great desert?he can eat the sand which is there. they had a vote to decide a theory to replace continental drift.Plate Tectonics won by land slide. ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.I think I might be lack-toes intolerant. 1 Quote just another cracked southern belle, and a specialist in self-kintsukuroi. Current Challenge Accountability: Health & Happiness Are Hard: Wherein the Cracked_Belle Un-Dies Epic Quest: Adventures in Badassery [under construction] Spoiler There is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or why or who you are. You want one and I want one, but there isn't one. It comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. And yet you are all that you have, so you must be enough. There is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Knock KnockWho's there?I eat mop Be sure to say the next part to yourself and enjoy the giggles I'm sure I'm a moron, but I still don't get this one. what is it supposed to sound like? O_o' < has no shame; will ask for a joke to be explained Quote just another cracked southern belle, and a specialist in self-kintsukuroi. Current Challenge Accountability: Health & Happiness Are Hard: Wherein the Cracked_Belle Un-Dies Epic Quest: Adventures in Badassery [under construction] Spoiler There is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or why or who you are. You want one and I want one, but there isn't one. It comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. And yet you are all that you have, so you must be enough. There is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Say the phrase, "I eat mop who?" out loud, that may help. Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Say the phrase, "I eat mop who?" out loud, that may help.bahahahahaha. I was fogetting to add "who". I just kept saying "I eat mop" and like "da fuq am I doing wrong?" okay, I love it now. thanks! Quote just another cracked southern belle, and a specialist in self-kintsukuroi. Current Challenge Accountability: Health & Happiness Are Hard: Wherein the Cracked_Belle Un-Dies Epic Quest: Adventures in Badassery [under construction] Spoiler There is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or why or who you are. You want one and I want one, but there isn't one. It comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. And yet you are all that you have, so you must be enough. There is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 What's green and has wheels? ... Grass. ... ... I lied about the wheels. 1 Quote lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
Nomad Jay Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation.he was a real tan gent. Would this, by chance, be the famous Spanish mathematicians, Juan Tuthree? 1 Quote "If you would improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus "You just gotta listen to your body, unless it's saying anything about stopping, pain, your joints, or needing water." Level 20 Pilgrim (Adventurer 7, Assassin 3, Druid 2, Monk 10, Ranger 5, Rebel 9, Scout 10, Warrior 4) Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 What's green and has wheels? ... Grass. ... ... I lied about the wheels.OHMYGOSH.I literally just juttered around my office telling that joke to everyone who would listen. they all groaned. I LOVE IT!! Quote just another cracked southern belle, and a specialist in self-kintsukuroi. Current Challenge Accountability: Health & Happiness Are Hard: Wherein the Cracked_Belle Un-Dies Epic Quest: Adventures in Badassery [under construction] Spoiler There is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or why or who you are. You want one and I want one, but there isn't one. It comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. And yet you are all that you have, so you must be enough. There is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
Artinum Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 What has four wheels and flies?A garbage truck (though we call them dustcarts here). Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Loren Wade Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 What's green and has wheels? ... Grass. ... ... I lied about the wheels. OH MY GOSH. I literally just juttered around my office telling that joke to everyone who would listen. they all groaned. I LOVE IT!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. It's my all time favorite. Quote lobro's a druid? twitter | fb Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 as a motorcyclist m'self, I've always enjoyed this one: what's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?the location of the dirt bag. 1 Quote just another cracked southern belle, and a specialist in self-kintsukuroi. Current Challenge Accountability: Health & Happiness Are Hard: Wherein the Cracked_Belle Un-Dies Epic Quest: Adventures in Badassery [under construction] Spoiler There is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or why or who you are. You want one and I want one, but there isn't one. It comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. And yet you are all that you have, so you must be enough. There is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
missrackl Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?Nacho Cheese!!! Quote missracklLevel 1 Rebel RebootActivities: cycling, running, snowshoeingFandoms: Rick and Morty, LotR, Thursday Next, Star Wars (of course!)Goals: 1) Keep on running, 2) Eat on diet, 3) Read a book Link to comment
Artinum Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 How do you eat cheese in Wales?Caerphilly! Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Rain13 Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 My favourite bad joke: Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tiss!this is my favorite one too! Quote Challenge: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/24724-rain13-hell-yea-im-back/#entry419693 level: 2Race: Elf | Class: Druid/Assassin | Height: 5'8 | Weight: 135lbsStrength: 7 | Dexterity: 4 | Stamina: 4 1/2 | Constitution: 6 | Wisdom: 7 | Charisma: 4 Link to comment
Rain13 Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 do you have any idea what you just did XD I'm gonna go around telling all of these jokes to everyone! I love it! okay here goes nothing..... Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey. 1 Quote Challenge: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/24724-rain13-hell-yea-im-back/#entry419693 level: 2Race: Elf | Class: Druid/Assassin | Height: 5'8 | Weight: 135lbsStrength: 7 | Dexterity: 4 | Stamina: 4 1/2 | Constitution: 6 | Wisdom: 7 | Charisma: 4 Link to comment
tenaciousglee Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 I am definitely using some of these!Now: Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide. Quote Level 32 Minifig Jedi Assassin Current Challenge | Battle Log | "Epic" Quest Previous Challenges: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 11.5, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 "A man who wants to do something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." -Stephan Dolley, Jr. "You don't get stronger by skipping workouts." - me, to myself, about 3 times a week Link to comment
Rain13 Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 I am definitely using some of these!Now:Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide.I've already started using them! XD my sister is about ready to kill me lol. and awesome lame joke Quote Challenge: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/24724-rain13-hell-yea-im-back/#entry419693 level: 2Race: Elf | Class: Druid/Assassin | Height: 5'8 | Weight: 135lbsStrength: 7 | Dexterity: 4 | Stamina: 4 1/2 | Constitution: 6 | Wisdom: 7 | Charisma: 4 Link to comment
Porkchop Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 So this guy walks into a bar...Ouch Quote Porkchop / Level 4 / Mammal-AdventurerSTR - 14 DEX - 4 STA - 7 CON - 11 WIS - 13 CHA - 7 “Wherever you are...be all there†Challenge #4 Link to comment
Barmacral Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Two muffins in an oven. The first one says "Holy crap it is hot in here!" The second one says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!" Quote This too, shall pass. Link to comment
Grayfang Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Who did the Pun Master take with him on missions?His Pun-awan learner Quote Level 2 Pandarian AdventurerSTR:7 DEX:2 STA:1 CON:6 WIS:5 CHA:5.5Daily Battle LogChallenge 2 Challenge 1"Don't kill yourself in the machine shop; I don't want to deal with the paperwork." Link to comment
Laney Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 What's brown and sticky?A stick. XD omg, yes. I'm a big fan of anti-jokes... Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms.*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally." A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe.The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. Quote Level 3 Time Lord AdventurerChallenge Thread| | Cosplay Blog | | Link to comment
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