Annoying comments you hear all the time

[ReachingForTheStars]

Lol, that's why I doubt it, heehee.

[Basement Cat]

Nope, in which case they should know they are dyslexic and ask someone to check before they put something on a sign.

I mean, making mistakez on ze interwebz is fine by me, but it's just silly to do so on you're sign (:

Somebody's looking for trouble with the grammar police...

[samanmoran]

Anyone read Terry Pratchett? I just remembered this hilarious passage in one of the Discworld books where the owners of a produce stall have all their dialog written the way their signs read. So there are apostrophes all over the place and the sentences end up having the wrong meaning and the communication gets totally silly. Can't remember the book, but it's so funny and gratifying at the same time.

[Killyourfeet]

Terry Pratchett! One of my favorite authors

[The Beard]

Ugh. Peer pressure to drink is the worst. My friends don't get it; I hardly drank before, now that I'm training I'm off the sauce. They just look at me like I punched a baby dolphin.

 

I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment.

[Basement Cat]

I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment.

Ugh, because drinking is the only way to have fun. Silly people.

[ReachingForTheStars]

I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment.

 

You clearly just need to be stealthier. -nod,nod- Like a ninja.    (knew there was a ninja smiley somewhere in there!)

[citizenkade]

Water? PSHAW!!! It's really good vodka!

[samanmoran]

Water? PSHAW!!! It's really good vodka!

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

Sent from an alternate universe using Alien tech.

[Killyourfeet]

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

 

Well that escalated quickly, haha

[ReachingForTheStars]

Water? PSHAW!!! It's really good vodka!

 

Haha, that's the idea!

[samanmoran]

W.C. Fields

What a guy!

You can't dispute his eloquence...

[WeldingMommy]

Falsetini's Fruit infused water in a cosmo or martini  glass looks like an alcoholic drink

[citizenkade]

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

Sent from an alternate universe using Alien tech.

 

That's some sexy, sexy water!

[citizenkade]

I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment.

 

I'm hardly hanging out with one of my best friends anymore, because he always want to pound shots. He'll offer, I'll decline, politely, and he just looks crushed because I don't want to get shitfaced with him. He, and a few other friends, are convinced that I've forgotten how to be fun, so I feel your pain. They don't understand! I'M ON A QUEST!

[Basement Cat]

I'm hardly hanging out with one of my best friends anymore, because he always want to pound shots. He'll offer, I'll decline, politely, and he just looks crushed because I don't want to get shitfaced with him. He, and a few other friends, are convinced that I've forgotten how to be fun, so I feel your pain. They don't understand! I'M ON A QUEST!

Exactly! These people don't understand. But well, a new life will bring new friends.

[The Beard]

Huzzah for our quests to get rid of our beer bellies! A round of ice water for everyone! *glug glug glug*

[Basement Cat]

Huzzah for our quests to get rid of our beer bellies! I round of ice water for everyone! *glug glug glug*

Can I get a squeeze of lime juice in my ice water?

[The Beard]

Can I get a squeeze of lime juice in my ice water?

 

A squeeze of lime for the good rebel!

[Basement Cat]

A squeeze of lime for the good rebel!

Thank you sir!

 

I just had the lamest pun pop into my head: Why does the paleo diet ban grains? Because they're cereal killers! (hahaha, okay, I'll shut up now  )

 

Ah yes, sillyness is a pretty good counter attack to those annoying comments. The most common perception when you are trying to get in shape is that you are going to turn into a health nut. I find that nerding out and making silly jokes about the stuff I don't touch anymore helps people swallow the pill of difference.

 

One of my favorites is when someone asks you to eat/drink something you have banned from your diet, I just say: No thanks, that stuff hates my guts.(if you know what I mean) I've yet to see anyone push it with that answer.

 

Or just go into techno-fitness-babble and they'll just smile and back away slowly.

[The Beard]

Thank you sir!

 

I just had the lamest pun pop into my head: Why does the paleo diet ban grains? Because they're cereal killers! (hahaha, okay, I'll shut up now  )

 

Ah yes, sillyness is a pretty good counter attack to those annoying comments. The most common perception when you are trying to get in shape is that you are going to turn into a health nut. I find that nerding out and making silly jokes about the stuff I don't touch anymore helps people swallow the pill of difference.

 

One of my favorites is when someone asks you to eat/drink something you have banned from your diet, I just say: No thanks, that stuff hates my guts.(if you know what I mean) I've yet to see anyone push it with that answer.

 

Or just go into techno-fitness-babble and they'll just smile and back away slowly.

 

Puns (and the accompanying groans) are always appreciated! 

 

Using silliness is awesome! I used to use self-deprecating humor about my level of fitness (especially my man boobs) quite a bit, but now that those are going away I can channel that humor towards things like annoying comments that I hear!

[Vella]

Anyone read Terry Pratchett? I just remembered this hilarious passage in one of the Discworld books where the owners of a produce stall have all their dialog written the way their signs read. So there are apostrophes all over the place and the sentences end up having the wrong meaning and the communication gets totally silly. Can't remember the book, but it's so funny and gratifying at the same time.

 

It was Going Postal, when Moist delivers the letter to the grocers' that has been waiting for ten years in the letters pile.

... don't ask how many times I've read that book, or how familiar I am with the Pratchett canon.

 

I just had the lamest pun pop into my head: Why does the paleo diet ban grains? Because they're cereal killers! (hahaha, okay, I'll shut up now  )

 

Ah yes, sillyness is a pretty good counter attack to those annoying comments. The most common perception when you are trying to get in shape is that you are going to turn into a health nut. I find that nerding out and making silly jokes about the stuff I don't touch anymore helps people swallow the pill of difference.

 

One of my favorites is when someone asks you to eat/drink something you have banned from your diet, I just say: No thanks, that stuff hates my guts.(if you know what I mean) I've yet to see anyone push it with that answer.

 

Or just go into techno-fitness-babble and they'll just smile and back away slowly.

 

Yay, puns!

*groan*.  Well done ... that pun was awful.

 

Humour is one of my favourite methods of brushing off unwanted comments.  Crisis averted, nobody gets offended, the conversation continues with a judiciously-placed topic change.

It's when people don't give up that I get narky.

[Killyourfeet]

Puns (and the accompanying groans) are always appreciated! 

 

Using silliness is awesome! I used to use self-deprecating humor about my level of fitness (especially my man boobs) quite a bit, but now that those are going away I can channel that humor towards things like annoying comments that I hear!

Pshaw, I have no time for sillyness. >.>

Ahem.

It is good to have a sense of humor about yourself. What's that saying? Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, he'll never cease to be amused? SOmething like that

[Vella]

What's that saying? Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, he'll never cease to be amused? SOmething like that

 

...oh, I like that one.

 

>.> <.<  *steals*

[WeldingMommy]

Recently, like last month, I cut my hair super short.

 

Q:*le gasp* Did you cut your hair?

A:No it caught fire -_-'