spatzcat Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Well! i feel like I've been ousted from my community. me and my husband are now almost the last of our kind. A lot of our close friends have signed up with isagenix, and it's like talking to cult members now. We can't get through a conversation without them adding in a bit about why we should either get on the program, or start selling it. They post about it on facebook as well. We've lost 30 lbs with isagenix! Sign up now for the 90 shape up for summer challenge! People are constantly praising them for their "amazing effort". All you did was join a cult and cut your calorie intake. UG!!!!!! Quote Never let your fear decide your fate. Link to comment
I-Jo Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I was ranting about this last night. My friend is a member- it's insane how much she posts about her fucking success- I'm like- well it has nothing to do with the 1 hr long HIIT boot camp style class followed by your 1 hour long kick boxing class. It's so fucking obnoxious. seriously. obnoxious. she posted up a "friend" who lost 12 lbs one week with it- I was like that's seriously not healthy- not for someone that size" then she posted up this moderatly ripped girl and said "this is our leader guro cult goddess person"... see inagenix.... I was like- nope- that's from lifting weight and watching what you eat. seriously. get over yourself. drives me bonkers. I. feel. your. pain. Quote Link to comment
spatzcat Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 AND they add the word 'isa' to everything. it irritates the fuck out of me: 'hosting an isa-party tonight' isa-load-of-shit. Quote Never let your fear decide your fate. Link to comment
I-Jo Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 ^^^^ ZOMG I'm going to start adding that to everything when I make fun of stuff. that's hysterical. I try not to read her posts- it's just so annoying. She has a silly facebook group I joined (and I'm about to unjoin) and she pushes that shit in there- I'm like it's one thing to spam your own facebook page- but to spam a group page? that's over the top. Quote Link to comment
notanartmajor Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Isagenix is the Mac of the supplement world. Nothing special inside, great sculpted heaps of marketing bullcrap on the outside. Quote Link to comment
WizardTrip Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Isagenix is the Mac of the supplement world. Nothing special inside, great sculpted heaps of marketing bullcrap on the outside. *resist* *fight it* *resist* Quote Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25 Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 *the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan* Link to comment
SSquirrel Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Nah I'm happy w/my Mac. I refuse to be a part of any health plan that requires me to buy a bunch of crap from them tho. Membership at a gym, possibly. Buy our special food and supplements, hell no. Quote Level 1 Satyr Adventurer/Assassin Age: 36, Height: 5'9", Weight: 238.6, Pants Size: 40Str 2 | Dex 3 | Sta 2 | Con 4 | Wis 1 | Cha 3 My tracking thread: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/26623-ssquirrels-list-of-everything/ Goals: 200 pounds, the old size 36 leather pants in my closet Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself. Link to comment
UberTumbleweed Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 And WHY can't they spell? Unless you're TetraPak or a German anti-tank gun, the word is "pack". Not "pak". Pack. You are buying packs of dumbass shit, not paks of unicorn urine. Quote Level Four Mandalorian Assassin | STR: 8 | DEX: 7.5 | STA: 12 | CON: 8 | WIS: 7.25 | CHA: 6.75 | | First Challenge | Second Challenge | Third Challenge | You can't look dignified when you're having fun Link to comment
notanartmajor Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 *resist* *fight it* *resist* Quote Link to comment
goodbyeharrison Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 just starting pushing teamocil instead when they try selling you that crap. Quote Level 1 Elf Adventurer STR 2|DEX 2|STA 2|CON 2|WIS 3|CHA 4 Link to comment
ModernSpartacus Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Luckily I don't have facebook and none of my friends are into fitness so I've never even heard of this. Quote Level 2 Gladiatrix-in-TrainingSpartan Warrior STR 8; DEX 4; STA 4.75; CON 5; WIS 2.75; CHA 4.5"A man must accept his fate, or be destroyed by it.""Do or do not, there is no try." Link to comment
I-Jo Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 just starting pushing teamocil instead when they try selling you that crap. ^like Quote Link to comment
spatzcat Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 And WHY can't they spell? Unless you're TetraPak or a German anti-tank gun, the word is "pack". Not "pak". Pack. You are buying packs of dumbass shit, not paks of unicorn urine.BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I think it might be packs of unicorn urine though. Quote Never let your fear decide your fate. Link to comment
spatzcat Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 i found this website assciated with isagenix, is it time to cleanse, I took the quiz and on purpose answered every question that would result in me not needing a cleanse, except i answered one question in favour of isagenix - "i use shampoo'. it said that I was borderline toxic and recommended a cleanse. http://www.timetocleanse.com/quiz/ Quote Never let your fear decide your fate. Link to comment
goodbyeharrison Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 hahah i took the quiz..it said toxic...OH NOT ITS TIME TO CLEANSE! where do i sign up?? Quote Level 1 Elf Adventurer STR 2|DEX 2|STA 2|CON 2|WIS 3|CHA 4 Link to comment
spatzcat Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I would like to take this moment to honour our fellow nerd, 'goodbyeharrison'. your recent toxicity has left us all feeling horrible. i hope you cleanse yourself it time, as lethargy and extreme fatness are surely to overcome you if you don't contact your local isagenix coach ASAP. Quote Never let your fear decide your fate. Link to comment
goodbyeharrison Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I just couldnt believe how toxic my body was and how overloaded. im ashamed to say it... but its a relief to know where my mood swings, lethargy and extreme fatness have been coming from thanks to isagenix i can finally start living. CLEANSED. Quote Level 1 Elf Adventurer STR 2|DEX 2|STA 2|CON 2|WIS 3|CHA 4 Link to comment
silverpeacock Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I took the quiz, and it told me that it didn't have enough information, and that I should take it again. Does that make me off the charts toxic? Quote Link to comment
Burizado Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 "Do you wear clothes that have been dry-cleaned?" What does that have to do with my toxicity??? LOLMost suits you can't just throw in the washing machine. Quote Link to comment
Thilde Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Haha I answered everything that pointed away from toxicity and they said [i'm paraphrasing] "Congrats! You're pretty healthy! But maybe you should cleanse too, just to be sure..." Silliness. Quote Link to comment
I-Jo Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 are you serious? that's insane. I can't stand the idea of cleanses-eat healthy and clean as best you can and what do you need to cleanse???? it's utter rubbish. but so is having diarrhea for 3 days straight because all you drink is colon cleanser and fruit. Quote Link to comment
Thilde Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Haha! I think the next time I feel like I need a "cleanse" (which is never, but I'm makin' a point here) I'll just revert back to my "refrigerated-prunes-are-nature's-candy" habit for a day or two. consider me thoroughly cleansed!! Quote Link to comment
notanartmajor Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Next time you need to cleanse, do nothing and let your liver/kidneys do their job. Quote Link to comment
Morrigainz Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 This is what I've tried telling my friends who are so hell-bent on doing juice/smoothie/fuck-all cleanses. You may well have bad stuff in your body. If you stop putting the bad stuff in your body, your body will take care of itself. Oh well, since it's not an easy quick fix where they can go back to treating themselves like crap immediately afterward, it's not a good solution. FYI - I got high toxicity by saying I've used antibiotics or OTC drugs in the past 6 months. Sheesh. Quote Level ? Half-Dwarf/Half-Amazon Warrior STR:21.25 STA:15 DEX: 10.95 CON: 14 WIS:15.5 CHA:17 SWOLE BUCKS: 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Link to comment
goodbyeharrison Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 i did the quiz twice...once answering it all horrible...and the other all good...BOTH times said the same amount of toxicity...hmm something smells toxic Quote Level 1 Elf Adventurer STR 2|DEX 2|STA 2|CON 2|WIS 3|CHA 4 Link to comment
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