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LostOne's Attempt to Survive the Apacolypse Part 1


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WARNING!! Zombies are coming to California on September 28!!

 

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I will be running in the Zombie 5k in San Bernardino, along with another fellow Nerd. My ultimate goal is to finish with at least one life flag, and come out a survivor!  

 

Survival Goals:

   1. You Are What You Eat: And I want to be a Badass survivor with the body of a athlete! Therefore, I must eat like an athlete. So eating clean and totally keeping crap out of my diet is a must. But I will allow myself a treat once a week, after all "Enjoy the little things" is one of the best rules in Zombieland. Con. +3

            A: Sticking to my diet.

            B: One or two slip ups.

            C. Three or more.

 

    2. Rule #1. Cardio, Fatties are the first to die in Zombieland: I won't be setting a time challenge yet, right now I will be focused on building up my stamina and running more frequently. Sta. +2

            A: Run at least 3x a week.

            B. Only make 2x a week.

            C: No running.

 

    3. If the need should arise, I will eventually have to pull my big fat carcass of a body out of danger. I have done a chin-up before but due to lack of exercise I've lost that ability. Time to achieve it again! Str. +2

            A: 100%

            B: 96%

            C: 87%

 

     4. Life Goal that must be completed before this challenge ends, getting my driver's license! Char. +2

            A: Achieve license.

            B: Acquire Learner's Permit. 

            F: Do nothing...again :nonchalance: 

 

 Sub Goals:

Finish any to-do list I make before the end of each week

Read my Bible everyday

Study for my ASVAB

Draw everyday and post it every week

Remember to check on my neighbor

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Rock on.  Good goals!  I am hear to stand over watch with my .300 WinMag, Hand load 180 grain Hornady rounds.........

 

So what is the first step in getting the license?  When will you do that?

 

I want to argue a goal....You KNOW I love you and want what is best for you....Six days a week is a way to get injured....I would argue two active rest days.  Do something but not a real hard workout.  Your body needs the time to rebuild and make gains.  Look it up.

 

Get some!

John AKA Brute Squad

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Love much, this will all be over in a minute :love_heart:

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Dude! A .300 WinMag?! That's my dream caliber right there! That or a .308, I was intending to get a nice rifle for my birthday but my dad wanted to get his break barrel shotgun.

 

Well first I will be studying the Driver's Handbook and taking an online test. And just keep drilling myself constantly until it gets easier. Are next shopping trip is next week so I'm hoping to schedule an appointment at the DMV around there. The biggest problem will be driving...my mom and dad are really bad backseat driver. My dad gets really nervous and likes to stomp on the imaginary break, and my mom will yell at the slightest mistake. My sisters were lucky that hey learned from friends but, that's my problem since I waited to damn long!

 

You love me? You really love me?! Aaaaaaw how sweet! :love_heart:   Well I revised my goals watcha think?

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Yes, a .300 WinMag.  I have had it for about 4 years.  I am able to hit a 4" x 4" metal plate from 400 yards 9 out of 10 times.  Misses are usually within a 6" grouping.  That is prone.  My kneeling is about 8 out of 10 at 400 yards.

 

I am loving these goals.  I think they are going to allow you to see real gains.

John AKA Brute Squad

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Love much, this will all be over in a minute :love_heart:

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Woop woop looks great! Love the theme and pic haha! What is a Zombie 5k? Don't have those here in South Africa and they sound like a stack of fun!

Level 2 Imp. Assassin at heart, training with the Adventurers - Challenges: 1 , 2(Current)STR 3 | DEX 1 | STA 6 | CON 4,75 | WIS 4,5 | CHA 3,75

 

 

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" - Mae West

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Yes, a .300 WinMag.  I have had it for about 4 years.  I am able to hit a 4" x 4" metal plate from 400 yards 9 out of 10 times.  Misses are usually within a 6" grouping.  That is prone.  My kneeling is about 8 out of 10 at 400 yards.

 

I am loving these goals.  I think they are going to allow you to see real gains.

 

Man! To bad we didn't live closer! California isn't exactly gun friendly, so there aren't many gun owners around me that can help me. Which is funny because you'd think there would be in a rural area that's crawling with coyotes, bobcats, cougars, and stupid people.

 

I hope they do...

 

Woop woop looks great! Love the theme and pic haha! What is a Zombie 5k? Don't have those here in South Africa and they sound like a stack of fun!

 

Gotta love zombies! Especially the running kind :-D It's also called the Run For Your Lives Race, it's an obstacle course race that also has people dressed as zombies to try and catch one of the flags on your waist. If you finish with "lives" still intact then your deemed a survivor, lose all your "lives" and your infected. You still get a medal and all but it's not as satisfying.

 

Sweet! Looks like a great collection of goals.  I like your sub-goals too--you study the heck out of that badger ;)

 

Stupid badger! I told them I wanted a wolverine! :angry:

 

Really enjoy the goals you have set!! You are a badass, keep it up!

 

*singing* Someone called me a Badass, someone called me a Badass

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ModernSpartacus here, reporting for the formal pre-challenge ass kicking. Ok LostOne. You ready? So you want to achieve all these goals huh? You wanna finish this 5k? You want to be proud of yourself and feel like you've achieved something? Well I don't think you can do it. I think you'll fail. I think you'll get weak and want to quit half way through. But you want to prove me wrong. You want to get A's on ALL of your goals. Prove to me that you are not a failure. Prove to me that you can do it and EARN MY RESPECT. You want to be in the NF rebellion? PROVE TO ME YOU'VE EARNED THAT RIGHT BY KICKING SOME SERIOUS ASS THIS CHALLENGE! YOU BETTER FINISH THAT 5K. YOU BETTER GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENCE AND YOU BETTER READ YOUR BIBLE EVERY GODDAMN DAY OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.

Level 2 Gladiatrix-in-Training

Spartan Warrior 

STR 8; DEX 4; STA 4.75; CON 5; WIS 2.75; CHA 4.5

"A man must accept his fate, or be destroyed by it."

"Do or do not, there is no try."

 

 

 

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Agree!

 

And like hell I'll quit! I WILL finish and I will finish like a Badass!! And I will get a damn A to!

 

Thanks MS! Your pretty good at this you know ;)

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Agree!

 

And like hell I'll quit! I WILL finish and I will finish like a Badass!! And I will get a damn A to!

 

Thanks MS! Your pretty good at this you know ;)

Well thank you ;) I like yelling at people. HELL YEAH, YOU WILL FINISH LIKE A BADASS.

Level 2 Gladiatrix-in-Training

Spartan Warrior 

STR 8; DEX 4; STA 4.75; CON 5; WIS 2.75; CHA 4.5

"A man must accept his fate, or be destroyed by it."

"Do or do not, there is no try."

 

 

 

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Booyah!  Looks like another great challenge up ahead.  I will be watching like these other peoples to make sure you are kicking ass and taking names!

 

 

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And then I was like "WHOA!  How did I get to the adventurers guild?"   Hahaha....it's been a loooooong day!

. I am Elder . Woosah . Sunshine . Plants . Fur babies . New book smell . Cinnamon . Pepperoni Pizza .

 

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Woohoo!!! Zombie Apocalypse here we come!!!

 

Your goals are awesome! 

Elan Ranger, Level 3

STR 6|DEX 4|STA 5|CON 7|WIS 7|CHA 8

Height: 5'4Weight lost: 14.5 lbs

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." -Nietzsche

 

 

 

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Are you from San Bernardino? I graduated from SBHS! 

I love your goals- best of luck. 

Also, your sketch albums were an inspiration for me to make sketching a goal during this challenge. Thank you :):)

 

I lived in San Bernardino on Azalea Ave. which is really close to where the race is, score!

 

That's cool! I was wondering if anyone was actually looking at them besides my friends. I'm glad they inspired you! Are you going to post your drawings to?

 

Hey Hey~ :3 You got this in the bag LostOne! It'd be funny if in the Zombie 5K they would have hidden twinkies or offer them~ Be like a Zombieland quirk!

 

Sadly racers get free beer at the end :neglected: , and I don't even drink! I would love a nuclear defying confection at the end of a strict diet and hardcore running.

 

Booyah!  Looks like another great challenge up ahead.  I will be watching like these other peoples to make sure you are kicking ass and taking names!

 

 

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And then I was like "WHOA!  How did I get to the adventurers guild?"   Hahaha....it's been a loooooong day!

 

And all the Adventurers stared and asked the Assassin, "Who the hell are you?"

 

Glad to see your making sure I stay on track!

 

Woohoo!!! Zombie Apocalypse here we come!!!

 

Your goals are awesome! 

 

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I spent most of today setting up my challenge and getting things ready for tomorrow. Tomorrow is workouts and to do lists!

 

Breakfast: Green Smoothie with cayenne  Lunch: 2 organic bars (wasn't really hungry)   Dinner: Mahi patty wrapped in romaine lettuce, cheese, brown mustard, and I used the rest of the romaine for a salad with spinach.

 

I read my Bible, made up my to-list, and doodled in my sketch book.

 

Going for a run tomorrow, mainly to check on my neighbor. The reason I'm checking on her, I found out that she's been having a problem with rattlesnakes. She's home all the time alone with the kids, and at one time she heard something banging on the door and saw a man trying to break in. He saw her and tried even harder to get in the house! Eventually he gave up and ran off but ever since, she doesn't feel safe in her own home. So I'm going to use my running as an excuse to visit her and parole her property.

 

Can't wait till tomorrow!

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Well thank you ;) I like yelling at people. HELL YEAH, YOU WILL FINISH LIKE A BADASS.

Dominatrix much......... :panda:   Women in leather.......wait, where was I?

 

Checking on the neighbor is a good thing. Take your phone and remember 911.  That is the first resort of a superhero, call in back up, the people trained to deal with that stuff!

 

What is in your green smoothie?

John AKA Brute Squad

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Love much, this will all be over in a minute :love_heart:

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Dominatrix much......... :panda:   Women in leather.......wait, where was I?

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Green Smoothie ingredients: Whatever's green in the house :playful:

 

JK! Golden delicious apple, psyllium husks, cayenne, banana, strawberries, peanut butter, spinach, kale, romaine, flax seed, cranberry juice, and raw goats milk.

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I just saw some pictures from the Zombie 5k run here in the Dallas area and it looked like a blast!  Once I get my health and fitness back in check I might have to sign up for one next year.

Level 1 Human Adventurer

STR: 1  DEX: 1  STA: 1  CON: 1  WIS: 3  CHA: 2

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