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[Duality]

Clearly all the reindeer were wiped out by an epidemic of lethal reindeer herpes

 

This got me good.

[Strawberry Squatcake]

I got hung up on "lethal reindeer herpes" too. Hahaha! Although, sadly, I was visualizing the reindeer social scene and resulting sickness, which was a little traumatic for a Friday morning. Poor reindeer. 

[Gainsdalf the Whey]

On Spezzy, On Chairohkey, On Gainsdalf and Bigm...

 

Gotta say, I spent the last 5 minutes chuckling at this. 

 

I get the spot behind Spezzy? Nice view. Sorry for you bigm...

[Stronkey Kong]

This got me good.

 

I got hung up on "lethal reindeer herpes" too. Hahaha! Although, sadly, I was visualizing the reindeer social scene and resulting sickness, which was a little traumatic for a Friday morning. Poor reindeer. 

 

Apparently reindeer super herpes causes bioluminescent chancres -- so guess who had it first. The whole red-nose thing, the song, the animated special. All just clever marketing-- the North Pole has good PR elves working for it. In reality, Rudolph was ostracized because... well... its herpes and teenagers are cruel. He really met Clairise through a reindeer herpes dating network... she had it somewhere else (ahem). He only became accepted by the others because of the obvious utility of having a bioluminescent chancre on your upper lip, and the North Pole has a bottom line to think about.

 

And then the spin began, Rudolph got famous. The female reindeer wanted him, all the young reindeer wanted to be just like him. The virus spread like wildfire. Eventually a mutation arose that made the disease super lethal and here we are.

 

Sad. Really, sad.

[Duality]

He must've stuck his nose in someone else's business.

[Amazon Grimm]

I have to bow outu

[chairohkey]

I get the spot behind Spezzy? Nice view. Sorry for you bigm...

 

No I did. You're gonna be mirin my glutes.

[Schmopey]

I'm almost always up for mysterious tasks. Count me in.

 

Big 3: 725#

 

Weekly: 40,000#

[PrincessHeather]

Gotta say, I spent the last 5 minutes chuckling at this. 

 

 

I got hung up on "lethal reindeer herpes" too. Hahaha! Although, sadly, I was visualizing the reindeer social scene and resulting sickness, which was a little traumatic for a Friday morning. Poor reindeer. 

 

 

He must've stuck his nose in someone else's business.

 

None of this is helpful now that I work in a big communal office, they all think I'm a nutcase now. Thanks nerds

[Duality]

You're welcome ^^

[Gainsdalf the Whey]

No I did. You're gonna be mirin my glutes.

 

No no, it's said in pairs, like this:

 

1 2

3 4

5 6

7 8

 

edit: It's actually like this, Santa must read right to left.

 

2 1

4 3

6 5

8 7

 

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!

"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!

 

Dasher - The first reindeer and the right-hand leader of the sleigh before Rudolph was included. He is the speediest reindeer.

Dancer - The second reindeer and the left leader before Rudolph was included. She is the graceful reindeer.

Prancer - The third reindeer and on the right in the second row. He is the most powerful reindeer.

Vixen - The fourth reindeer and on the left-hand side in the second row. She is beautiful, and also powerful like her companion Prancer.

Comet - The fifth reindeer and on the right-hand side in the third row. He brings wonder and happiness to children when Santa flies over everyone's houses.

Cupid - The sixth reindeer and on the left-hand side in the third row. She brings love and joy to children when Santa flies over everyone's houses.

Dunder - The seventh reindeer and on the right-hand side in the fourth row. He is the "thunder" reindeer. Dunder/Donder’s name is often misspoken as Donner, in fact it is spoken wrong so often that most people believe it to be the latter.

Blixem - The eighth reindeer and on the left-hand side in the fourth row. She is the "lightning" reindeer, but in American pop culture Blixem/Blitzen is frequently portrayed as a male (for instance, in the animated Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Blitzen is the coach of the reindeer games).

 

So it's:

 

Chairohkey  Spezzy

bigm             Gainsdalf

[Duality]

No no, it's said in pairs, like this:

 

1 2

3 4

5 6

7 8

 

Getting all technical and shit.

[bigm141414]

Getting all technical and shit.

 

Nerds, we strive on technicalities.

 

Also, I am okay with mirin' some chairohkey glutes 

[This is Seth]

Oh gods, you are such a nerd.

[chairohkey]

Also, I am okay with mirin' some chairohkey glutes 

 

Like this guy.

 

 

 

[exjamieus]

We're just under 20 people at the moment. We're hoping to double this number, so go recruit people! Tell them close to nothing and promise them glorious treasures!

 

I'm so bribeable. 

 

Big 3: 500ish;   some where between 18-20k#/week

[Gainsdalf the Whey]

 

Like this guy.

 

 

 

 

 

Cleaning off my monitor now...

 

edit: Why are you being spotted on DLs?

[exjamieus]

Cleaning off my monitor now...

 

edit: Why are you being spotted on DLs?

He's not being spotted, the guy's just gonna  cop a feel 

[Thrillho]

Buns at maximum firmness.  Engage gripping paddles...

[weirdquark]

I did OHP instead of bench today so I can save the high volume with heavier weights for when the challenge actually runs.

[wildross]

So he doesnt throw it over his head???

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[momoxstarx]

I was gonna post and beg to have a spot.. because my first post was a wuss answer: yes and a no. but then, i just noticed my name is already on the list. 

 

i guess.. BRING ON THE REINDEER GAMES!!??

 

Edit: I didn't include my #s.. Big 3 about 500

 

Squat: ~185~205lb

Bench: ~95~105lb

Deadlift: ~215~235lb

 

Not including warmups, i can say a minimum of 20k.

 

 

 

[Max Power]

Question, do I need to dye my beard white for this challenge?

[Duality]

Question, do I need to dye my beard white for this challenge?

 

You don't have the balls to do it! (That's right, it's a challenge within a challenge, challenception)

[mgage]

I just saw this. I'm in, if it's not too late. Estimated total is 960 lbs. and average volume I did a quick back of the napkin calculation and figure in the 30-40k range.