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Well, I think Batwoman just won the thread. Or maybe Jenn did for doing such expert water-squirting camera work. That took some skiiiillllll!

 

I'm trying goddess pose. And yes, that's a tiny bottle of scotch at 8:30am on a weekday. Judge away.

 

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As usually, River wanted to see what was going on. Her tail was wagging like crazy. She loves this new yoga game mom's playing. 

 

Obviously, my knees couldn't go low enough to pull a full goddess, but believe me, going this far down is serious progress for me. 

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STR 9 // DEX 5 // STA 5 // CON 9 // WIS 4 // CHA 8


I'll never love visible abs nearly as much as I love whiskey.


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THE LION

 

Here is what this yoga pose should look like...

 

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Now how does one consume liquids while their mouth is wide open and tongue is being stuck out. Well... squirty water bottles of course and a talented photographer.

 

FIRST ATTEMPT:

 

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YES... it got... damp.

 

SECOND ATTEMPT:

 

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Perfection :) These pictures make me so happy. I'm pretty sure my partner (Jenn) and I were dying laughing for about 15 minutes. Next time I do Lion I am wearing a poncho.

 

Hahahahaha those pictures just made my day! :D

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Well, I think Batwoman just won the thread. Or maybe Jenn did for doing such expert water-squirting camera work. That took some skiiiillllll!

 

I'm trying goddess pose. And yes, that's a tiny bottle of scotch at 8:30am on a weekday. Judge away.

 

dsenbdW.jpgkQRX5tR.jpg

 

As usually, River wanted to see what was going on. Her tail was wagging like crazy. She loves this new yoga game mom's playing. 

 

Obviously, my knees couldn't go low enough to pull a full goddess, but believe me, going this far down is serious progress for me. 

 

 

At first I thought River was a goat and I was "Hey, funny pet to have inside a house!" :P

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THE LION

 

Here is what this yoga pose should look like...

 

simhasana.jpg

 

 

Now how does one consume liquids while their mouth is wide open and tongue is being stuck out. Well... squirty water bottles of course and a talented photographer.

 

FIRST ATTEMPT:

 

12805144194_e07b2e33b4.jpg

 

YES... it got... damp.

 

SECOND ATTEMPT:

 

12804739695_dc9d09577b.jpg

 

Perfection :) These pictures make me so happy. I'm pretty sure my partner (Jenn) and I were dying laughing for about 15 minutes. Next time I do Lion I am wearing a poncho.

You just won yoga.

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300# Clean and Jerk                                                                                                         

380# 465# Back Squat

450# 500# Deadlift

Planche

Human Flag

Front Lever

285# Log Clean and Press

1k Row under 3:20

Back Flip

Bodyweight Turkish Get-up

 

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Heh, well now that Batwoman's won the thread and Apfelstrudi has followed that with the toestand...

 

I give you my slightly less impressive drunk hug threading the needle:

 

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As it turns out, trying to hold up a glass that size with your teeth not only hurts, but will get vodka and orange juice all over your face...

 

And on the drink all over your face note, I rolled number 62, the lotus in shoulder stand:

 

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...yikes. I'm going to go on a mission for straws tomorrow, seeing as none of the shops I visited today had them, and hope for the best!

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From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring."

 

 

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Beer Yoga you say???

 

Roll a die you say????

 

#3....Shooting Bow Pose

 

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The only question is....beer, whiskey, or rum?

 

I vote Strongbow cider... because I can't resist.

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Well, I think Batwoman just won the thread. Or maybe Jenn did for doing such expert water-squirting camera work. That took some skiiiillllll!

 

I'm trying goddess pose. And yes, that's a tiny bottle of scotch at 8:30am on a weekday. Judge away.

 

dsenbdW.jpgkQRX5tR.jpg

 

As usually, River wanted to see what was going on. Her tail was wagging like crazy. She loves this new yoga game mom's playing. 

 

Obviously, my knees couldn't go low enough to pull a full goddess, but believe me, going this far down is serious progress for me. 

 

 

Scotch at 830am? You and I will be great friends :D 

"Pull the bar like you're ripping the head off a god-damned lion" - Donny Shankle

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Eww says I. But I used to live in cider country and I got terribly spoiled.

 

For the puns, not for the quality!

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Raptron, alot assassin

67666564636261605958 575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1

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Aw crumbs! I accidentally did one that was already done. I swear I thought I checked...

Well @#$% it, you guys are getting the picture anyways :D

 

The Lizard, done with the assistance my my traditional beer drinking straw:

 

 

 

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STR : 2 | DEX : 2 | STA : 1 | CON : 4 | WIS : 3 | CHA : 3

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Aw crumbs! I accidentally did one that was already done. I swear I thought I checked...

Well @#$% it, you guys are getting the picture anyways :D

The Lizard, done with the assistance my my traditional beer drinking straw:

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Dont worry about it. It's my fault, I'm unable to color the square after I do it due to only having Internet access via my iPhone. This is why I'm not participating as much. Dumb phone makes it far more difficult

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#21 - Cobra Pose

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And another version:

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"You want to know the difference between a master and a beginner? The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."

 

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For future reference, drinking in child's pose is mildly challenging... so my child's pose is crap. And I used a straw.

 

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Edit: I started the evening with wine, but the wine was nearly gone by the time I remembered to do this... so scotch it is.

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