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Groan!

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My dad has the world record of corny jokes and tells the worst ones ever!

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I don't get it.

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He told me what it means

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Oh and we need to talk about apostrophes.

Stupid spellcheck!!!!

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I'm looking at your goals for the week and I think you're only short on one so far this week. I don't think you have cycled anywhere have you? We went to Stag Lodge on bikes but that was last week before the challenge... or am I forgetting something...?

I think so?

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Oh hello. Home from Rachel's? I've been swimming. See you soon!

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STR 43 | DEX 21 | STA 49 | CON 30 | WIS 45 | CHA 21

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Oh hello. Home from Rachel's? I've been swimming. See you soon!

Yuppety dooh- dah!

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How does Batman's mum tell him when his dinner is ready?

She says "Dinner dinner dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!"

CORNY DADDY!

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:peach:  Today I had a very nice peach and hibiscus yogurt! I also ran, swam, slacklined, and rode a horse! chapter 6:

Flyer quickly threw out her grappling hook and ran to the top of a building. She jumped down, into central park but it was too late, 18ck was already there and gazing down at her...

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In American that joke doesn't really make sense. Din-NER din-NER .....

 

I remember the first time my daddy talked to me about apostraphes. We grow up so fast  :redface:

 

How is the assassining, Flyer19??

`Tis going perfect, the apostrophes were spellcheck!

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:peach: Today I had a very nice peach and hibiscus yogurt! I also ran, swam, slacklined, and rode a horse! chapter 6:

Flyer quickly threw out her grappling hook and ran to the top of a building. She jumped down, into central park but it was too late, 18ck was already there and gazing down at her...

"Flyer19, it is time to take our fight to the next level." boomed 18ck "I challenge you to a duel. Whoever can shoot an arrow furthest shall decide the fate of the entire solar system. I will meet you on Mars tomorrow afternoon." and with that, he chuckled maniacally, climbed aboard his spacecraft and blasted off into the heavens.

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*twang*

18ck ducks behind a rock. He returns fire but Flyer19 parries with her shield. The battle rages on...

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I won't give any spoilers about the outcome of the battle but it has been a great week of firsts for Flyer19 : first time doing archery, first time getting DOMS (sore legs after a strenuous riding lesson), first time diving and first time appearing on a DVD. I'm looking forward to reading her write-up (hint hint!)

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STR 43 | DEX 21 | STA 49 | CON 30 | WIS 45 | CHA 21

Challenges: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

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18ck Tricked me into using the wrong equipment! Have better technique! (Met friend and she is good! My dad hummed LOTR theme in my face and said a Legolas quote in front of me! #Cringefactor!)

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No, I love them, but it is quite embarrassing to have them shouted in a field full of people!

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I watched the DVD of me and freaked out because I was dancing on my own TV!!!!!!!!

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No, I love them, but it is quite embarrassing to have them shouted in a field full of people!

In my defence, (1) dads are supposed to be a bit embarrassing and (2) I don't think I was shouting, was I?

By the way, I found this on twitter and thought you might enjoy it but you were getting ready to go out so I didn't want to distract you.

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Level 20 Ferret Demon Scout

STR 43 | DEX 21 | STA 49 | CON 30 | WIS 45 | CHA 21

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Have I told you about this already?

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STR 43 | DEX 21 | STA 49 | CON 30 | WIS 45 | CHA 21

Challenges: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

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Good morning Flyer19.

Er... I mean tremble before your nemesis. BWAHAHAHAHHAAAA!

This weekend I am going to create a black hole that will destroy the galaxy, starting with this solar system and swallowing up all the other stars too. If you can defeat me you might be able to save the human race, plus rabbits, gazelles, otters, and possibly some other life forms on other planets too. This time, I will let you choose the challenge so we don't have any more problems with dodgy bows. Swimming? Slacklining? Handstands? Sprinting? All four? We will meet in the asteroid belt and match our powers against each other.

Well, have a nice day at school.

Er... I mean, You will never defeat me, puny assassin. Ahahahahaha!

*climbs into chariot, whips horses, gallops away, humming LOTR theme*

Level 20 Ferret Demon Scout

STR 43 | DEX 21 | STA 49 | CON 30 | WIS 45 | CHA 21

Challenges: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

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(I did pull-ups) Take that 18ck!!!!!!! I climbed up to the top of the astroid as it hurtled towards earth with my pull-up skills, and broke it in two! THE GALAXY IS SAVED!!!!!!!(For now.......)

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My daughter and her modesty! I don't think you're doing justice to your achievement in this epochal struggle. You did a lot more than that!

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Challenges: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

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