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Once Catspaw reaches the mountaintop and achieves enlightenment she will no longer require food, using it merely because she enjoys it. We can only hope this happens before she runs out of traveling companions.

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"I must not fear. / Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing......Only I will remain."
-Litany Against Fear

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Once Catspaw reaches the mountaintop and achieves enlightenment she will no longer require food, using it merely because she enjoys it. We can only hope this happens before she runs out of traveling companions.

if she no longer requires food and only eats it because she enjoys it - will she eat more, or less of it? Will it continue to affect her or will she be able to dissipate the thermogenic effect willfully?

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How did she do that?  Not in the right state.  Not in the right country.  Not on the right continent.  Not in the right hemisphere.  Supposedly on top of a mountain somewhere.  And she still has the first post???  Did she leave a bot behind?

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Wufkar, I am not an expert in such things, I have not seen the mountaintop.

Wildross, the Catspaw moves in mysterious ways.

Scout 30/Ranger 1 (3 skipped)

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"I must not fear. / Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing......Only I will remain."
-Litany Against Fear

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if she no longer requires food and only eats it because she enjoys it - will she eat more, or less of it? Will it continue to affect her or will she be able to dissipate the thermogenic effect willfully?

And what effect will the dissipation have? Will she glow?

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Will she shoot laser beams?

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Will she breath flame?

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How did she do that?  Not in the right state.  Not in the right country.  Not on the right continent.  Not in the right hemisphere.  Supposedly on top of a mountain somewhere.  And she still has the first post???  Did she leave a bot behind?

 

Does she need to leave a bot, or has she merged with the interwebz and become one with the webz?

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And what effect will the dissipation have? Will she glow?

green_cat(1).jpg

Will she shoot laser beams?

LaserCatsSmall.jpg

Will she breath flame?

Fire-Cat-l.jpg

Does she need to leave a bot, or has she merged with the interwebz and become one with the webz?

Perhaps the interwebs sustains her now and she can taste the recipes on all her food blogs by willing the electrons into the chemically necessary places.
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Current Challenge: Wufkar Stops Making Excuses

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Perhaps the interwebs sustains her now and she can taste the recipes on all her food blogs by willing the electrons into the chemically necessary places.

Oh that would be so wonderful...

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Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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I can't help but imagine some future smart phone technology/app that allows you to lick the phone and taste the food on the screen...

 

Sadly, there's not an app for that.

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Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates
"Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith
"It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf

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Fun made up Catspaw fact: the movie Hackers was intended to be based on her life, but they didn't feel audiences would find the amount of steak consumed believable.

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Scout 30/Ranger 1 (3 skipped)

Spoiler

"I must not fear. / Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing......Only I will remain."
-Litany Against Fear

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I think we should use this thread as a general hang out spot until catspaw gets back. I mean she's obviously not using it.

 

This is how tents get pitched, you know. That whole discussion never died, just went dormant.

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