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Those definitely fit the weird/funny requirement, but not the basic one; I probably couldn't do a single one of those exercises, except MAYBE the horse walk.

 

LOVED them, but thought, wow if you can do those, hats off to you :D

 

How about some quadrupedal movements? Similar but in easier variations:

 

 

Or some yoga like tree pose yoga-tree-pose.jpg

 

or eagle, that should give her some giggles

 

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So, Assassins, I need your help on a mission of grave importance.

That's great, but now it's time to take it to the next level. What are some basic exercises I can perform that also look extremely weird/funny? I want my grandmother to be thinking "WTF is this". The exercises do not have to be effective, this is purely for trolling purposes.

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Sorry about not providing pics from my phone, but here are some ideas.

Exercises:

Military presses

Dragon flags

Crow stand

Yoga poses:

Warrior 1/2/3

Half-moon

King dancer

Lizard

King pidgeon

There are more, but that will get you started. :)

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Also, why not take up juggling? it is certainly not an exercise per se, but it is great for you... keeps your brain plastic better than those "brain training apps" (and it is FUN). Do it standing on 1 leg only for theatrical effect.

 

edit: thought of another one, a proper exercise this time

 

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Also, why not take up juggling? it is certainly not an exercise per se, but it is great for you... keeps your brain plastic better than those "brain training apps" (and it is FUN). Do it standing on 1 leg only for theatrical effect.

 

edit: thought of another one, a proper exercise this time

 

that looks challenging

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If you really want to confuse people, take up contortion. That will get anyone to go wtf. Plus, it's so much fun to do.

 

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But maybe it's a good thing, too - they reported on the radio yesterday that an 8-year old boy fell out of the skiing lift (the one where you sit in kind of chairs, and they are quite high up after all) but was really lucky. His mom sat next to him when it happened and managed to grab him, holding him dangling for about 500 meters until her strength left her. Luckily at that place it was free fall into thick, fresh snow, that softened the fall and he has no major injuries

Yikes!  That is scary.  Glad the kid is ok!

 

However, not something I would have had to worry about just yet.  Since I've gone snowboarding all of 3 times in my life, I have yet to feel comfortable enough to venture off the bunny hill, and would not have been attempting the actual mountain for the first time with the 3 year old in tow. :)

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Uh, u guise... I think I posted my challenge thread in the previous challenge's forum... halp!!

 

And that's it pretty much decided, my week 2 mini really WILL be to stop posting from my phone all the time. I make mistakes posting from my phone (don't worry, I'm posting THIS from my pc, so you probably won't get multiple duplicate posts this time)

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Uh, u guise... I think I posted my challenge thread in the previous challenge's forum... halp!!

 

And that's it pretty much decided, my week 2 mini really WILL be to stop posting from my phone all the time. I make mistakes posting from my phone (don't worry, I'm posting THIS from my pc, so you probably won't get multiple duplicate posts this time)

 

Found you anyhow and am totally subbed  :love_heart:

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Level 18 Wood-Elf Assassin

 

battle log: counting the good things

current challenge: something, nothing, all the things

previous challenges: 25242322212019181716, 151413121110987654, 321

 

How cool is it that the same God who created mountains and oceans and galaxies looked at you and thought the world needed one of you, too

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Thread relocation?  No problem.

 

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Thaaannkkk Youuuuuu :D

 

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Found you anyhow and am totally subbed   :love_heart:

 

 

Whoo! I love me some new challenge. And btw screw it: WEEK 1 MINI FOR NO EXTRA STAT POINTS: STOP POSTING FROM MY PHONE SO MUCH*

 

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CURRENT CHALLENGE

Challenge wrap up! April 12 - May 24 2015!
Challenge 1

 

Bf% - from 50% to 20%

21%
21%
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If you really want to confuse people, take up contortion. That will get anyone to go wtf. Plus, it's so much fun to do.

 

 

Like a lot of people I took up yoga and did stretches and thought "Oh, this is good for me", and now my physio says I'm hypermobile and really should avoid that kind of stuff. I was wondering why some of the moves seemed kind of easy. I keep going around to people saying "Can you do this? Or this? Or this?" and they look confused and say 'no' and I am all... wow, I thought everyone could.

 

So alas - no more backbends, no more attempts to put my forehead on my legs. But I'll still try to achieve the badass hand balances and stuff.

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How did everyone's first challenge day go?? 

 

Clearly, we need more cat paradoxes! 

 

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Still haven't decided if I'm making a thread for this challenge or not.  It's weird:  I can workout regularly and lurk the forums for months on end, but I tend to get bored and wander off halfway through a 6-week challenge.

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OMG YOU GUYS

 

The school where I've been taking acting classes

 

is offering a course

 

in SWASHBUCKLING.

 

It's literally called "Stage Combat: Swashbuckling"

 

TELL ME I CAN AFFORD THE $425 FEE TO TAKE THIS CLASS.

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Yes, you should go. Because of ARR MATEY

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