SomeGuyFromScotland Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I'm concerned you may have been crushed under the weight of the gigantic boobs, or worse, slipped in a puddle of old man butt-sweat AND been crushed under the weight of the gigantic boobs. COME BACK! 2 Quote ~~ VALHALLA, I AM COMING! ~~ Season 1 (2015): #0 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 Season 2 (2016): #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 Season 3 (2017): #16 #17 #18 Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 STUFF AND THANGSSSS Nobody has been murdered by immense mammary glands or anything like that. Just been going through some stuff Lorie, some THANGS. XD Workouts are all way above par...although I did have to stop before the last free form run on Zombies 5k today because my cramps wanted me to. Plus I was hungry. Landmarks of heavy stuffs: squatted 125. On my way into the hundreds on my rows. Bench press at 85, leg presses at 220. Landmarks of yogas: going everyday. Thinking of upping the ante on my next challenge in this category. Landmark of paleo food: still eating. My spectacular Thursday plans are all to soot now too, which is terrible. No fun Bekah visit and not going to do much of anything this evening except to gaze thoughtfully into the distance, wondering what the fun of today would have looked like if it wasn't otherwise ruined by forces beyond my control. Picture me looking pensive, soft eyed, lapping waves in front of me while I lean over a pier or something. Add doves or seagulls for ambiance if needed. In other news my husband has an interview for a position in Salem Oregon on Tuesday. I don't know a whole lot about Salem except that it is farther away from Portland than we really wanted to be and that the name reminds me both of cigarettes and witches which is kind of awesome. Otherwise it could be full of serial killers and rabid monkey children and I wouldn't know any better. I CANNOT BELIEVE OUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS ALMOST OVER. My tiny fingers are itching to make new goals for challenge two. I think I'll have a yoga goal, strength training goal, endurance goal. I don't think I need an eating goal anymore. The paleo thing is fracking LOCKED in at this point. No more upper or lower body blow outs allowed in this girl's future. And with that classy statement said I think I'll be heading to the ranger's hideout for next time. Lucky them! I'll try not to embarrass you guys too much over there since we are all technically from the same graduating class. Everyone has the super weird person from senior year, I'm sure your other colleagues won't hold it against you guys. I really think that we've all developed some serious self awareness and solid habits during this process. Watching the growth and positivity has made me a much better human. I wish we had yearbooks so I could write some deep personal shit for you all to remember me by for the rest of your lives. Or to doodle butt cheeks nestled comfortably between the folds of the pages for everyone to enjoy. Have a happytastical Thursday! 4 Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
SomeGuyFromScotland Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Nobody has been murdered by immense mammary glands or anything like that. Just been going through some stuff Lorie, some THANGS. XD CORRRRALLLLL! Boo for your pensive movie drama scene. Needs moar sad piano music. Yay for Salem which isn't Portland, but also isn't swampy-ass Floriduh. Boo for graduation day, but yay for graduation day, too! Yay for doodled butt cheeks. That's doodles OF butt cheeks, not doodles ON butt cheeks. Unless you're into that. In which case, draw me like one of your French girls, Jack. 2 Quote ~~ VALHALLA, I AM COMING! ~~ Season 1 (2015): #0 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 Season 2 (2016): #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 Season 3 (2017): #16 #17 #18 Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Now I want to doodle all the butts! Wheee! XD Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
MrsFeanor Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Now I want to doodle all the butts! Wheee! XDYou just gave me another idea for a future career choice for you: tattoo artist. You can poke people with needles and doodle butts on butts if you so desire. 1 Quote Level 4 Halfling Warrior | STR 9.5 | DEX 0 | STA 4.2 | CON 6.68 | WIS 6.9 | CHA 4.3 | Current Challenge -- Get obsessed with consistency in the actions that feed the goal. Getting obsessed with the goal won't work and neither does having moderate goals. It's like thinking about laying down perfect brick after perfect brick rather than going nuts over when you'll see a building emerge. -- Amir Siddiqui Quoted in JC Deen's Staying Leaner Longer Twitter | Instagram | DeviantArt Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 i tried to look up an amusing butt tattoo picture to reply with and ended up thinking "my butt tattoos of butts would be much more fantastic than all of these". bawhahahaha. career issues solved, jenni's 24 hour butt tattoo parlor is open for business. XD 3 Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
SomeGuyFromScotland Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 But what if you got a tattoo of a butt with a butt tattooed on it... on your butt? 3 Quote ~~ VALHALLA, I AM COMING! ~~ Season 1 (2015): #0 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 Season 2 (2016): #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 Season 3 (2017): #16 #17 #18 Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Each extra butt costs extra. Everyone knows the more butts on the butts that are already added the higher the risk for collapses in the space time continuum. 3 Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
SomeGuyFromScotland Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Butt science, yo.Professor Lizardpits: Doctor of Buttology. 1 Quote ~~ VALHALLA, I AM COMING! ~~ Season 1 (2015): #0 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 Season 2 (2016): #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 Season 3 (2017): #16 #17 #18 Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 "Psssst....can I touch your butt? It's for science." - Jenni "I AM A DOCTOR" Lizardpits, Doctor of Buttology/Chief Resident of Cell Block A 4 Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
BerBer Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 "When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and butt drawn on her butt time gets sprung" ??? 3 Quote ~☆~BerBer ~☆~LVL 1 Dwelf AssassinSTR: 0 | DEX : 0 | CON : 4.7 | STA : 3.7 | WIS : 2.80 | CHA : 1 Current ChallengeBattle LogAbout Me Link to comment
BerBer Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Also I'm joining the yay / boo chorus for graduation. I'll be sneaking around with the assassins for the next challenge. I'll make sure to pop in and check on you folks though Side note, we are total bad asses ! We rocked the roof off this challenge and we will do it again. Oh yes, we will. 4 Quote ~☆~BerBer ~☆~LVL 1 Dwelf AssassinSTR: 0 | DEX : 0 | CON : 4.7 | STA : 3.7 | WIS : 2.80 | CHA : 1 Current ChallengeBattle LogAbout Me Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 That should be featured on Mr. Wizard or Bill Nye or something. Sure to be a classic science rap fo lyfe. And I cannot love your posts fast enough. XD Already stalked you introducing yourself so I can twitterpate all over your assassins threads. Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
Bast Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 You butt doodlers you... Hang in there...I know you'll finish strong!! 1 Quote Bast Level 8 Assassin Goddess STR: 19 DEX: 17 STA: 18 CON: 18 WIS: 18 CHA: 19 Challenges: Current 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 1/2 Battle Log PvP: Adulting & Accountability: The CutLasses Shimmy! It's not how you start, but how you finish! ~ David Bach, Finish Rich Finding Ways to Cope Main Goals: Controlled Weight Gain, Don't be a Slug and Necessities Life Goal: The Clock is Ticking Assassins Guild Mini Challenges: No Power in the 'Verse Can Stop Us - Assassin's Pride Link to comment
SomeGuyFromScotland Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Side note, we are total bad asses ! We rocked the roof off this challenge and we will do it again. Oh yes, we will. Can I get an "AMEN!" up in hnyah?! 3 Quote ~~ VALHALLA, I AM COMING! ~~ Season 1 (2015): #0 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 Season 2 (2016): #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 Season 3 (2017): #16 #17 #18 Link to comment
pwallace Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Alright so inspired by you and bekah I tried kombucha today here was my reaction https://vimeo.com/128681378Sent from my phone, through the banging of weights, to the chimp translators aboard the tardis powered by the dylithiam crystal flux capacitor. Quote Level 0 Human, Monk 82%82% Lose 75 lbsStartin Fresh"Nothing is ever easy." Zeddicus Zull Zorander"Do or Do Not, There is no try" Yoda"Weak people face life obstacles with an excuse in their hand, strong peple carry a hammer."Estemated 1RMBench: 195lbsSquat: 245lbsDeadlift: 295lbsTotal weight: 735lbsGoal Weight 1000lbs Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 THIS IS AWESOME. I went through all of these emotions. I totally relate to your surprise at the pop whiz of the bottle opening. At least you didn't turn it into a potential atomic bomb by shaking it first. XD And it is EXACTLY like an apple cider that got neglected by some easily distracted hobo or something. He eventually stumbles back, sees that the cider was open for too long, remarkets it in a really eye catching bottle and BOOM Trilogy. I have yet to buy another one but I hear they are super good for you. It makes me want a beer to chase it with too bad. LOL. Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 IT IS THE 23RD DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHALLENGE IS? It was hard to stay motivated to get my running done today and things at the gym kept making me want to go home and hide in 10 hours of Destiny. Even yoga was kind of difficult to be focused in and that never happens. I went there first and me and the other ladies got shooshed for talking in the studio before class. So I already had a bad kid vibe going on. When I went to hit the treadmill to Zombie 5k at the gym some old guy sprayed me with the gym cleaner and said in an ominous voice "I cleaned your leg for you". Like thanks mofo, I needed a chemical half shower of whatever crazy ass concoction is in that highly questionable squirt bottle that lives permanently attached to the GARBAGE CAN in the SWEATY ASS ARENA OF SWEATDOM. I wonder why my leg is tingling now? Feeling cleaner already! And then when I got going finally another old person showed up, a lady this time, with her workout capris on inside out and maybe even backwards. Her iPhone was hanging out of the back of said pants, screaming and holding on for dear life while she leaned over and jeered at all of the guys that walked by. I seriously got concerned for her when she leaned so far over her elliptical machine that I thought she was going to fall off. I'm all for man googling don't get me wrong, just practice safe man googling. It was like the universe wanted me as distracted as possible. There was weirdness and shiny things around every corner. BUT ALAS I MOVED ON.... And completed my week 5 day 1 workout. I feel really good about being able to run for longer amounts of time without having to walk but I have to admit that it is difficult to picture hitting a solid full run for a whole 5k right now. I'm hoping that with practice this outlook will look more positive. No strength training tonight, it's an off day. So all I have to do now is play Destiny if I really want to. THE MORAL? IS THERE A MORAL TO THIS STORY? Wear waterproof pants around wily old men armed with spray bottles? Make sure you always have a homie check your pants for inside outness? I'm not sure. SO WE WILL JUST MOVE ON AND CELEBRATE A HAPPY SATURDAY. PRACTICE RADICAL SELF LOVE, DISTRACTED OR NOT. 5 Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
SomeGuyFromScotland Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Your posts please me. You're like a scaly Douglas Adams. 2 Quote ~~ VALHALLA, I AM COMING! ~~ Season 1 (2015): #0 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 Season 2 (2016): #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 Season 3 (2017): #16 #17 #18 Link to comment
spooky Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 The bit about the lady on the elliptical bucking gender stereotypes to engage in some good ol' man oogling pleases me. Your posts always make me smile 1 Quote level 21 magic cat druid, doodlie for life sucking at something is the first step to being sort of good at something past challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 Current (old) Battle Log, Battle Log Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Aw. I would always make sure both of you guys had your pants on right side out. XD Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
BerBer Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Wow. See, this is why old people are scary. Not because of the whole looming death thing but because of the whole clinically insane thing. 1 Quote ~☆~BerBer ~☆~LVL 1 Dwelf AssassinSTR: 0 | DEX : 0 | CON : 4.7 | STA : 3.7 | WIS : 2.80 | CHA : 1 Current ChallengeBattle LogAbout Me Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 So much truth. Right side out pants for life for you too. XD Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
BerBer Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Full disclosure, sometimes I go through half my day and then realize that I put my underwear on inside out. Of course by then it's too late so I just let it ride. Even though no one can see them it always bugs the crap outta me! Lol 3 Quote ~☆~BerBer ~☆~LVL 1 Dwelf AssassinSTR: 0 | DEX : 0 | CON : 4.7 | STA : 3.7 | WIS : 2.80 | CHA : 1 Current ChallengeBattle LogAbout Me Link to comment
jennilovesryan Posted May 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 I LOVE THIS DISCLOSURE. I've glanced down and not seen that flat crotch fabric area and felt like I didn't woman correctly that day. Then you feel all weird and wrong even though there really isn't any reason to. Hahahahha. 3 Quote aka lizardpits aka cocoa goddesschallenge #1 challenge CURRENT #2 level 2 gargoyle1.5 str 2 dex 1.5 sta 4 con 3 wis 5 chaBE PRESENT. OR BRING PRESENTS MAYBE? MAYBE BOTH. Link to comment
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