bedheadqueen Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Izzy E. Lewis, a twenty-one year old transgender woman trying to make it in patriarchal conservative capitalist society responsible for the death of hundreds of minorities each year, embarks on a life-changing quest not only for herself, but for her country. Though a seemingly reclusive nerd with very poor social skills and immobilizing anxiety, Izzy is a passionate seeker of justice and social/economical equality for all. Afraid to hurt the ones she loves, Izzy disposes of her alter-ego in times of crisis to become the fiery kick a** heroine known as Bedhead Queen, a wise and nimble assassin of the patriarchy! That is, she would be if she weren't, in fact, a reclusive nerd with very poor social skills and immobilizing anxiety, but that all changes today! Yes, not all heroes are born. Some must face overwhelming odds and adversities to be the heroes we see in comic book pages. But you see, by simply having the determination and courage to face those odds they are already heroes; just waiting to fit into their skin-tight costumes. Join our hero as she takes on outrageous and deadly obstacles like... DRINKING WATER, and... WALKING, and... BODYWEIGHT TRAINING? Hm, oh'well. Watch as she teams up with her amazing team of crime fighters such as... FRIENDS, and... FAMILY MEMBERS, and... FELLOW ONLINE NERDS?? Okay, is this for real? It is? Man, superheroes have gone downhill since I was a kid. Achem, anyway! Izzy, the overweight night owl whose favorite things are chinese food and the word "yas," begins her metamorphosis today, and for the next six weeks will be addressing and tackling a variety of objectives all contributing to her one true goal: Becoming a heroine deserving of the name Bedhead Queen! - Main Quest To determine the "Heroic Qualifications" of Bedhead Queen, we must first analyze Izzy's current physical condition & statistics.Age: 21 (22 August 30th)Height: 5'11'' (71in or 180.34cm) Weight: 300lbs (136.078kg)Sex: Genetic MaleGender: FemaleLevel: 0Stats: STR - 0 / DEX - 0 / STA - 0 / CON - 0 / WIS - 0 / CHA - 0 To fully become Bedhead Queen, Izzy has created the "lifetime goal" of losing over 100lbs, gaining mental stability, progressing in her transitioning, and enlisting in the military in the next year. In "Bedhead Queen" issue No.1 prepare to be immersed in the first six weeks of Izzy's Hero Training where she will attempt to make and accomplish three SMART goals, and defeat foes that will bring her one step closer to becoming one of the greatest superheroes of this generation. Brace yourselves, for over the next six weeks you'll get to experience our hero facing these three perils: Face off against hordes of the Undead! - GOAL 1: Walk 40 minutes 4 times a week.â€‹Utilizing the free iOS/android app "Zombies, Run" Izzy will immerse herself in a parallel universe where humankind is facing extinction at the hands of the walking dead. Only she, with the help of the inhabitants of Abel Township, can save this zombie-ridden universe from complete annihilation. WEEK SIX PROGRESSIVE GOAL: Attempt to run at least 20 minutes of each mission.Prevent the water supply from being poisoned! - GOAL 2: Drink 3 cups of water daily.â€‹Izzy's kryptonite, the taste of water, has prevented her from hydrating herself properly for the majority of her life. Her carbonated nemesis "Mr. C" has, for a long time, corrupted her mind and made her addicted to the toxic syrup that is soda. That stops now, as our hero will attempt to grow immunity to her weakness over time, and keeping her body hydrated. WEEK SIX PROGRESSIVE GOAL: Drink at least 4 cups of water daily.â€‹Protect her identity from suspecting citizens! - GOAL 3: Job hunt every day.â€‹As her friends and neighbors begin noticing Izzy's sudden disappearances, they become suspicious of her activity. To affirm that she isn't doing anything dangerous or crazy, she must integrate with society by assuming the role of an everyday working-class citizen. She has six weeks to find a job before her cover is blown and identity discovered. WEEK SIX PROGRESSIVE GOAL: If employed, introduce self to at least three of your co-workers. Learn more about this world's history & culture! - SIDE QUEST: Read one book a week.â€‹Interested to learn more about the strange world & society she finds herself in, Izzy will research to learn about its lore, culture, and tales. With an abundance of options at her disposal, she will transport her mind into a variety of worlds to enrich herself and gain vast wisdom. WEEK SIX PROGRESSIVE GOAL: Write a short story, poem, or chapter of a novel. Stay tuned for an action-packed first installment of "Bedhead Queen"! Can she do it? 2 Quote Izzy E. Lewis | "Bedhead Queen"Lv.0 SuperheroSTR 0 | DEX 0 | STA 0 | CON 0 | WIS 0 | CHA 0"Bedhead Queen" Issue No.1 (Current Six Week Challenge) Link to comment
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