dancezwithkittehz Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 YAY! I'm a llama again! What exactly am I doing for this challenge? Well let me explain to you; It's.... GOALS! I has them!: 1 - Work those hip...(keys) - I finally have down straddle climb sort of ish. My hip keys are, however, pathetisad. To fix this I shall do dedicated hipkey work three times a week. Aka drill hip keys at least a minute or two every time I am at the studio! 2 - Dost thou even hoist, brethren? Self explanatory? I think? I AM ADDING IN LIFTING WOOHOO. I would like to do twice a week, but since it's new let's start with lift at least 1x per week. Deadlifts and squats are planned! I will do some pressing but that will likely be limited to 1 day per week even if I do lifting 2x per week because I need these arms for aerial! 3 - Put your hands up in the air- AND GRAB ONTO SOMETHING AND LIFT YOURSELF WOOO! Aka pull ups, ya'll! I'd like to get 1 solid dead hang pull up by the end of this challenge. My progress is slow as hell on these so I expect that to take a full 6 weeks, but I will amend if I get this too quickly. Work on pull up progressions 3x per week. 4 - Power buns, yo! - AKA YOU WILL BE MINE, PISTOL SQUAT! I will work on pistol progressions 3x per week! (I am going to count the weighted squats in lifting towards this as well because building strength will help!!) 5 - I don't push up, I push the WORLD DOWN! - Push up work at least 3x per week. I'd like to get where I can ALWAYS do 15 in a row and not just when a badass people challenge me to drunken push up competitions in exchange for beers! Life goals! Check blood pressure at least 1x per week (I'm supposed to track this and I always forget. Thank you genetic predisposition to hypertension. GRRRR!)Drink at least 2 bottles of water (aka 4 8oz glasses ish of water) every day. I am horrible about this on my non exercise days! 11 Quote Assassin extraordinaire!! Current Challenge 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 Link to comment
shaar Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Aaahahaa yaaaaass~ 3 Quote i am not waiting for a hero. i saved myself long ago. Level 58 Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 "Well...in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't. You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair... ...But that's the way things are. The choice is yours." Link to comment
Urgan Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 3 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
dancezwithkittehz Posted October 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Bahahhahahahaha I love where this theme is going already! 2 Quote Assassin extraordinaire!! Current Challenge 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 Link to comment
Urgan Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Oh yeah, we're going places... 4 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
starsapart Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 4 Quote 🎪current challenge🎪 challenge archive: 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 instagram | goodreads "Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world." - Voltaire Link to comment
dancezwithkittehz Posted October 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Challenge related: aerial tonight I FINALLY SUCCESFULLY DID A STRADDLE CLIMB!!! And did crochet climb! And spider climb on rope (barely!) And lots of lols about developing crotch calluses. Oh aerial.But more importantly: 7 Quote Assassin extraordinaire!! Current Challenge 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 Link to comment
Big_Show Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 This will be an a-llama-ing challenge. 3 Quote Big Show: Human Swift Hunter Respawning. One day at a time. Battle Log: Operation Wedding Suit - Take 2 Previous challenges: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42 Link to comment
Mr_Willes Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I've got an idea, llama follow this champion Happy ... Happy ... Happy ... Happy ... Happy ... 5 Quote ... a little odd in the head ... Link to comment
lucky fire dragon Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 YAYYYY and congrats on all the climbing wins!!!! Surprised your legs still work after last sunday In for the awesome to see 2 Quote Level 18 Wood-Elf Assassin battle log: counting the good things current challenge: something, nothing, all the things previous challenges: 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 How cool is it that the same God who created mountains and oceans and galaxies looked at you and thought the world needed one of you, too Link to comment
Urgan Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Challenge related: aerial tonight I FINALLY SUCCESFULLY DID A STRADDLE CLIMB!!! And did crochet climb! And spider climb on rope (barely!) And lots of lols about developing crotch calluses. Oh aerial. No idea what those are exactly, but even I know that climbing in aerial is no cakewalk...especially when crotch calluses are involved, lol. Better that than bleeding, weeping friction burns at least, yeah? 1 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
goodbye_farewell Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 So somewhat related story.... I had a new neighbor move in a few months ago and started doing some work on his barn, fences etc. Then a few days ago I noticed he totally has a LLAMA FARM. Probably ~10 or so adult llamas. My son loves to see them when we drive by. Also, I use the term neighbor loosely since I can't actually see any other houses from my house 5 Quote Link to comment
Urgan Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 So somewhat related story.... I had a new neighbor move in a few months ago and started doing some work on his barn, fences etc. Then a few days ago I noticed he totally has a LLAMA FARM. Probably ~10 or so adult llamas. My son loves to see them when we drive by. Also, I use the term neighbor loosely since I can't actually see any other houses from my house OMG Llama "neighbor"! The best kind... 2 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
starsapart Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Every time I look in on this thread, it gets better. 4 Quote 🎪current challenge🎪 challenge archive: 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 instagram | goodreads "Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world." - Voltaire Link to comment
shaar Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Every time I look in on this thread, it gets better. This. 4 Quote i am not waiting for a hero. i saved myself long ago. Level 58 Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 "Well...in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't. You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair... ...But that's the way things are. The choice is yours." Link to comment
Urgan Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 4 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
starsapart Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 2 Quote 🎪current challenge🎪 challenge archive: 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 instagram | goodreads "Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world." - Voltaire Link to comment
Mr_Willes Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 ROFLLAMAAO Rolling On Floor LLAMA Ass Off! 5 Quote ... a little odd in the head ... Link to comment
Big_Show Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 So somewhat related story.... I had a new neighbor move in a few months ago and started doing some work on his barn, fences etc. Then a few days ago I noticed he totally has a LLAMA FARM. Probably ~10 or so adult llamas. My son loves to see them when we drive by. Also, I use the term neighbor loosely since I can't actually see any other houses from my house But surely all you can see from your house is your driveway and your moonshine still? 3 Quote Big Show: Human Swift Hunter Respawning. One day at a time. Battle Log: Operation Wedding Suit - Take 2 Previous challenges: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42 Link to comment
goodbye_farewell Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 But surely all you can see from your house is your driveway and your moonshine still? Don't forget hay bales. Lots and lots of hay bales... 3 Quote Link to comment
stillskies Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 4 Quote CHALLENGES: CURRENT, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 📷 📚 Link to comment
Kagetsukai Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 This will be fabulous 2 Quote Link to comment
raptron Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Oh shit, you said LLAMA. 4 Quote Raptron, alot assassin 67 | 66 | 65 | 64 | 63 | 62 | 61 | 60 | 59 | 58 | 57 | 56 | 55 | 54 | 53 | 52 | 51 | 50 | 49 | 48 | 47 | 46 | 45 | 44 | 43 | 42 | 41 | 40 | 39 | 38 | 37 | 36 | 35 | 34 | 33 | 32 | 31 | 30 | 29 | 28 | 27 | 26 | 25 | 24 | 23 | 22 | 21 | 20 | 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 Link to comment
dancezwithkittehz Posted October 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 OMG I love you guys so much. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No idea what those are exactly, but even I know that climbing in aerial is no cakewalk...especially when crotch calluses are involved, lol. Better that than bleeding, weeping friction burns at least, yeah? Slightly better. hahahahaha. Only sport I know where you are like how can I climb this WITH MY CROTCH! Lolol. (FYI should you ever need to develop said calluses, hip keys while climbing rope do a fabulous job!) 2 Quote Assassin extraordinaire!! Current Challenge 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 Link to comment
dancezwithkittehz Posted October 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Oh shit, you said LLAMA. Alpacas are totally acceptable! Or really any puns or bad jokes will probably fit riiiiiiight in on this thread!! 2 Quote Assassin extraordinaire!! Current Challenge 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 Link to comment
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