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YAY! I'm a llama again!

 

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What exactly am I doing for this challenge?

 

Well let me explain to you; It's....

 

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GOALS! I has them!:

 

1 - Work those hip...(keys) - I finally have down straddle climb sort of ish. My hip keys are, however, pathetisad. To fix this I shall do dedicated hipkey work three times a week. Aka drill hip keys at least a minute or two every time I am at the studio!

 

2 - Dost thou even hoist, brethren? Self explanatory? I think? I AM ADDING IN LIFTING WOOHOO. I would like to do twice a week, but since it's new let's start with lift at least 1x per week. Deadlifts and squats are planned! I will do some pressing but that will likely be limited to 1 day per week even if I do lifting 2x per week because I need these arms for aerial!

 

3 - Put your hands up in the air- AND GRAB ONTO SOMETHING AND LIFT YOURSELF WOOO!  Aka pull ups, ya'll! I'd like to get 1 solid dead hang pull up by the end of this challenge. My progress is slow as hell on these so I expect that to take a full 6 weeks, but I will amend if I get this too quickly. Work on pull up progressions 3x per week.

 

4 - Power buns, yo! - AKA YOU WILL BE MINE, PISTOL SQUAT! I will work on pistol progressions 3x per week! (I am going to count the weighted squats in lifting towards this as well because building strength will help!!)

 

5 - I don't push up, I push the WORLD DOWN! - Push up work at least 3x per week. I'd like to get where I can ALWAYS do 15 in a row and not just when a badass people challenge me to drunken push up competitions in exchange for beers!

 

Life goals!

 

  • Check blood pressure at least 1x per week (I'm supposed to track this and I always forget. Thank you genetic predisposition to hypertension. GRRRR!)
  • Drink at least 2 bottles of water (aka 4 8oz glasses ish of water) every day. I am horrible about this on my non exercise days!

 

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Assassin extraordinaire!!

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Aaahahaa yaaaaass~

 

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i am not waiting for a hero.  i saved myself long ago.

Level 50 Bardic Time-Mage; of the Furious Heart

STR.55  DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65

"Well...in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't.

You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair...
...But that's the way things are. The choice is yours."

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Challenge related: aerial tonight I FINALLY SUCCESFULLY DID A STRADDLE CLIMB!!! And did crochet climb! And spider climb on rope (barely!) And lots of lols about developing crotch calluses. Oh aerial.

But more importantly:

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Assassin extraordinaire!!

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YAYYYY and congrats on all the climbing wins!!!!

 

Surprised your legs still work after last sunday :D

 

In for the awesome to see

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Level 18 Wood-Elf Assassin

 

battle log: counting the good things

current challenge: something, nothing, all the things

previous challenges: 25242322212019181716, 151413121110987654, 321

 

How cool is it that the same God who created mountains and oceans and galaxies looked at you and thought the world needed one of you, too

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Challenge related: aerial tonight I FINALLY SUCCESFULLY DID A STRADDLE CLIMB!!! And did crochet climb! And spider climb on rope (barely!) And lots of lols about developing crotch calluses. Oh aerial.

 

No idea what those are exactly, but even I know that climbing in aerial is no cakewalk...especially when crotch calluses are involved, lol. Better that than bleeding, weeping friction burns at least, yeah?

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Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk

STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27

The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein

Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 23456789101112

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So somewhat related story.... I had a new neighbor move in a few months ago and started doing some work on his barn, fences etc. Then a few days ago I noticed he totally has a LLAMA FARM. Probably ~10 or so adult llamas. My son loves to see them when we drive by. Also, I use the term neighbor loosely since I can't actually see any other houses from my house :P

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So somewhat related story.... I had a new neighbor move in a few months ago and started doing some work on his barn, fences etc. Then a few days ago I noticed he totally has a LLAMA FARM. Probably ~10 or so adult llamas. My son loves to see them when we drive by. Also, I use the term neighbor loosely since I can't actually see any other houses from my house :tongue:

 

OMG Llama "neighbor"! The best kind...

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Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk

STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27

The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein

Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 23456789101112

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Every time I look in on this thread, it gets better.

 

 

This.

 

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i am not waiting for a hero.  i saved myself long ago.

Level 50 Bardic Time-Mage; of the Furious Heart

STR.55  DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65

"Well...in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't.

You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair...
...But that's the way things are. The choice is yours."

»  kom starkru

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So somewhat related story.... I had a new neighbor move in a few months ago and started doing some work on his barn, fences etc. Then a few days ago I noticed he totally has a LLAMA FARM. Probably ~10 or so adult llamas. My son loves to see them when we drive by. Also, I use the term neighbor loosely since I can't actually see any other houses from my house :P

But surely all you can see from your house is your driveway and your moonshine still?

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Big Show: Human Swift Hunter

Respawning. One day at a time.

Battle Log: #OperationWeddingSuit

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Oh shit, you said LLAMA.

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Raptron, alot assassin

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OMG I love you guys so much. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

 

 

No idea what those are exactly, but even I know that climbing in aerial is no cakewalk...especially when crotch calluses are involved, lol. Better that than bleeding, weeping friction burns at least, yeah?

 

Slightly better. hahahahaha.

 

Only sport I know where you are like how can I climb this WITH MY CROTCH! Lolol. (FYI should you ever need to develop said calluses, hip keys while climbing rope do a fabulous job!)

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Assassin extraordinaire!!

Current Challenge

 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34

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Oh shit, you said LLAMA.

 

Alpacas are totally acceptable!

 

Or really any puns or bad jokes will probably fit riiiiiiight in on this thread!!

 

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Assassin extraordinaire!!

Current Challenge

 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34

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