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OOOOH YEAH BABYYYY, LET'S GET THIS PARTY ROLLIN'!

Stats:

F/21/5'8"
Starting weight: 226
Current weight: 203
Goal weight: Hella jacked

Main Quest:

Aesthetic-wise, I've been obese my entire life... now I want to be muscular! I'm sure this will require lots of heavy lifting!

Fitness-wise, I have two things: one, I want to be a skilled poi dancer. This will require a lot of practice, endurance, flexibility, and hitting myself! Two, I want to have mastery of my body. "Mastery of my body" has a lot of interpretations, but to me, it means I have the strength and flexibility to actually do things-- pull ups, spontaneous handstands, sprinting away from aliens, climbing on stuff, etc... Fun, skill-oriented things my body has prevented me from being able to do!


ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, ENOUGH EXPOSITION! LET'S DO THIS THING!

 

RHYME AND FITNESS FOREVER 100 YEARS!

~Rhyme gets schwifty~



Goal 1: This is a court order, it says you can't eat shit anymore

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So, I haven't been logging my food. Also, my grocery store now has peanut butter Woppers in the bulk foods section. It's needless to say I've been eating tons of metaphorical shit.


For this challenge I need to log my food into MFP every day (add me!). To clarify, I'm not outlawing the eating of shit -- I just have to log it in if I do, which often deters me from eating it in the first place!


Goal 2: Join the Council

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I'm a pretty independent person (and a self-proclaimed hermit), but my fitness goals go really well whenever I'm on NF! People are always supportive and have tons of great advice! However... I'm an awkward lurker who isn't very good at joining groups. What happens is, I get skittish, I stop logging in, and then my goals fall by the wayside. Hanging around people is the motivation I need, but I'm too shy to hang around with people. Gaah!


So, this goal is simple: keep in touch with my fitness council. This includes NF and, more excitingly, my new real-life fitness buddies!! I've never had people in real life to keep me accountable, so this could change everything for the better -- if I don't run back to my hidey-hole!


Goal 3: It's the Rick Dance!

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I love poi and I've always dreamed of being a good dancer with them. That's gonna be pretty tough to achieve if I keep up my current schedule of no practice whatsoever.


For this challenge, I'm going to practice poi at least three times a week!


Life Quest: If I die in a cage, I lose a bet

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I've been spending a disproportionate amount of time in my room lately. As in, every moment of my free time is spent hiding on my computer. I need to get out more!


For this challenge, I need to get out of the house (excluding work/school) 5 days a week, even if it's just going on a walk or heading to the library. Going to the gym/track does count, and if I'm brave enough to do poi outside, then it would also count towards goal 2!



AHEM! Before we get started, I'd like to give a motivational speech, an ode to success this challenge:

I’m sorry, Fitness, it’s a bummer. In reality, I'm as sedentary as they come. And I needed those squats real bad, and I had to give them up just to get that time commitment off my back. So now we’re gonna have to go get more. And then we’re gonna go on even more adventures after that, Fitness. And you’re gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Fitness! Because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important, and they’ll tear us apart, Fitness. But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Fitness, and you’re gonna be part of 'em. And together we’re gonna run around, Fitness, we’re gonna- do all kinds of wonderful things, Fitness. Just you and me, Fitness. The outside world is our enemy, Fitness! We’re the only f-friends we’ve got, Fitness! It’s just Rhyme and Fitness. Rhyme and Fitness and their adventures, Fitness. Rhyme and Fitness forever and forever, 100 years, Rhyme and Fitness's things. Me and Rhyme and Fitness running around, and- Rhyme and Fitness time. All... day long forever, all- a hundred days, Rhyme and Fitness forever a hundred times. Over and over Rhyme and Fitness, adventures dot com. W W W dot Rhyme and Fitness, dot com. wwwrhymeandfitnessadventures. All 100 years, every minute, Rhyme and Fitness dot com. www100timesrhymeandfitness.com.



AND AWAAAAAAYYY WE GO!
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Progress reports!

 

Week One:

 

This is a court order, says you can’t eat shit anymore (every day)

M T W Th F Sat

6/6

 

Join the Council

M T W Th F Sat

5/6

 

It’s the Rick Dance! (3x /week)

M T W Th F Sat

2/3

 

If I die in a cage, I lose a bet (5x /week)

M T W Th F Sat

4/5

 

Week Two:

 

This is a court order, says you can’t eat shit anymore (every day)

S M T W Th F Sat

7/7

 

Join the Council

S M T W Th F Sat

5/7

 

It’s the Rick Dance! (3x /week)

S M T W Th F Sat

5/3

 

If I die in a cage, I lose a bet (5x /week)

S M T W Th F Sat

5/5

 

Week Three:

 

This is a court order, says you can’t eat shit anymore (every day)

S M T W Th F Sat

5/7

 

Join the Council

S M T W Th F Sat

7/7

 

It’s the Rick Dance! (3x /week)

S M W Th F Sat

3/3

 

If I die in a cage, I lose a bet (5x /week)

S M T W Th F Sat

5/5

 

Week Four:

 

This is a court order, says you can’t eat shit anymore (every day)

S M T W Th F

6/6

 

Join the Council

S M T W Th F

6/6

 

It’s the Rick Dance! (3x /week)

S M T W Th F

4/3

 

If I die in a cage, I lose a bet (5x /week)

S M T W Th F

5/5

 

 

 

Woooo looks like Christmas up in here

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I had to look up poi dancing and it looks amazing and sort of mesmerizing!

I feel ya with goal #2. I never understood how someone could be awkward online until I joined NF. Me being awkward, not others. 

 

Good luck with this challenge Rhyme!

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I too am trying to break out of my comfort zone and reach out online and become an active part of the community.  Good luck with your challenge.

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Following along Rhyme!

 

I use loseit.com not MFP otherwise I would add you.

 

Not familiar with poi, will have to McGoogle it.

 

Have a great challenge!

 

Thanks for tagging along!

 

Yessss, more MFP buddies! I love the focus on being in control of your body and being able to do whatever you want. Can't wait to see how it goes (and I'm totally going to look at your MFP to give you that extra motivation to not have junk on it :tongue: )

 

Uh oh, no pressure! :P

 

I had to look up poi dancing and it looks amazing and sort of mesmerizing!

I feel ya with goal #2. I never understood how someone could be awkward online until I joined NF. Me being awkward, not others. 

 

Good luck with this challenge Rhyme!

 

Being awkward online is definitely a thing. With any luck, it'll be less of a thing after a while :) Are you feeling better about posting since you joined?

 

Ooh, another poi artist! Hi! None of my quests are poi-focused this challenge, but I hope you don't mind me following along. How long have you been spinning?

 

Aaah, awesome! Lurking around I've seen some other flow artists but not many poi people, it's great to have you! I technically started spinning around four or five years ago, I practiced and progressed a lot the first year but have been sporadic ever since. Not unlike my fitness habits, actually...

 

I too am trying to break out of my comfort zone and reach out online and become an active part of the community.  Good luck with your challenge.

 

Sweet, we got this!

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I'm a pretty independent person (and a self-proclaimed hermit), but my fitness goals go really well whenever I'm on NF! People are always supportive and have tons of great advice! However... I'm an awkward lurker who isn't very good at joining groups. What happens is, I get skittish, I stop logging in, and then my goals fall by the wayside. Hanging around people is the motivation I need, but I'm too shy to hang around with people. Gaah!

 

So, this goal is simple: keep in touch with my fitness council. This includes NF and, more excitingly, my new real-life fitness buddies!! I've never had people in real life to keep me accountable, so this could change everything for the better -- if I don't run back to my hidey-hole!

 

I had to look up poi dancing and it looks amazing and sort of mesmerizing!

I feel ya with goal #2. I never understood how someone could be awkward online until I joined NF. Me being awkward, not others. 

 

Good luck with this challenge Rhyme!

Story of my life! "No one knows me, it'll be fine. *writes and deletes a dozen posts before giving up*" After 2 years here now, I'm pretty sure the only people who judge me are the friends I've made. ;) Stop lurking!

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Aaah, awesome! Lurking around I've seen some other flow artists but not many poi people, it's great to have you! I technically started spinning around four or five years ago, I practiced and progressed a lot the first year but have been sporadic ever since. Not unlike my fitness habits, actually...

 

I can definitely relate. I've been spinning for a little over ten years, but I was way more consistent about my practice when I started than I am now. One of my future goals, after I get better settled into a basic fitness routine again, is to spend more time with my poi (and fans, and maybe staff, too).

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Story of my life! "No one knows me, it'll be fine. *writes and deletes a dozen posts before giving up*" After 2 years here now, I'm pretty sure the only people who judge me are the friends I've made. ;)Stop lurking!

 

What she said!!!

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Thanks for tagging along!

Uh oh, no pressure! [emoji14]

Being awkward online is definitely a thing. With any luck, it'll be less of a thing after a while :) Are you feeling better about posting since you joined?

Aaah, awesome! Lurking around I've seen some other flow artists but not many poi people, it's great to have you! I technically started spinning around four or five years ago, I practiced and progressed a lot the first year but have been sporadic ever since. Not unlike my fitness habits, actually...

Sweet, we got this!

Oh it's better now but still awkward. :) It sounds like you are set for some great support here already!

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2018: 1.18 l  2.18 l 3.18 l 4.18 l 5.18 l 6.18 l 7.18

2017: 1.17 I 2.17 I 3.17 I 4.17 I 5.17 l 6.17 l 7.17 l 8.17 I 9.17 l 10.17  

2016: 1.16 l 2.16 l DA v.1 l DA v.2 I DA v.2 Reloaded I DA v.3 I DA v.4 I 8.16 I 9.16 I DA v.5 I 11.16 

2012: 1 2013: 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6 l 7 l 8 2014: 9 l 10 l Not Done Yet l Time to Conquer l  Conquering 

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Story of my life! "No one knows me, it'll be fine. *writes and deletes a dozen posts before giving up*" After 2 years here now, I'm pretty sure the only people who judge me are the friends I've made. ;) Stop lurking!

 

Whaaat, no way! I remember lurking er, reading through your thread and thinking, "Man, I want to be all casual and friendly like her!". So, that's it then, I'll go ahead and be you someday. I'm off to dye my hair.

 

Yay.  Rick and Morty :D :D

 

AYYY, wubba lubba dub dub! :D

 

I can definitely relate. I've been spinning for a little over ten years, but I was way more consistent about my practice when I started than I am now. One of my future goals, after I get better settled into a basic fitness routine again, is to spend more time with my poi (and fans, and maybe staff, too).

 

Cool, you do fans and staff? I've always thought about trying my hand at contact or double staff... though I should probably focus one one flow art for now. Sounds fun to dabble!

 

What she said!!!

 

Oh I'll give it a shot! Things seem to be going much better this time around than in any of my previous challenges. I'm only overthinking things a little. :)

 

Oh it's better now but still awkward. :) It sounds like you are set for some great support here already!

 

Right?? There's cool people in this thread, AND they're interacting with me. How neat is that! ;)

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My real life fitness buddy is fantastic. I couldn't make it to the gym to lift with him yesterday and he said "Don't worry about it. Just make sure you do 50 push-ups and sit-ups by the end of the night!" Well, alrighty then! They may have only been crunches and incline push-ups in two sets of 25, but I did the heck outta them. Previously I would have just done nothing if I didn't go to the gym. It reminded me of some of the mini-challenges I did so long ago and it's really motivating!

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My real life fitness buddy is fantastic. I couldn't make it to the gym to lift with him yesterday and he said "Don't worry about it. Just make sure you do 50 push-ups and sit-ups by the end of the night!" Well, alrighty then! They may have only been crunches and incline push-ups in two sets of 25, but I did the heck outta them. Previously I would have just done nothing if I didn't go to the gym. It reminded me of some of the mini-challenges I did so long ago and it's really motivating!

 

Glad you got your "homework" done, having a strong support system behind you makes ALL the difference.

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Whaaat, no way! I remember lurking er, reading through your thread and thinking, "Man, I want to be all casual and friendly like her!". So, that's it then, I'll go ahead and be you someday. I'm off to dye my hair.

Wow. That's actually pretty crazy to read because I would not describe myself like that at all. You just made my day, seriously. Don't get too attached to the hair color though, I'm changing it in a few weeks ;)

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Wow. That's actually pretty crazy to read because I would not describe myself like that at all. You just made my day, seriously. Don't get too attached to the hair color though, I'm changing it in a few weeks ;)

 

No joke dude, you got the whole "witty banter" thing down pat! I admire that a ton. :) Keep on bein' you!

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Cool, you do fans and staff? I've always thought about trying my hand at contact or double staff... though I should probably focus one one flow art for now. Sounds fun to dabble!

 

I do fans and a little hoop, and I want to learn contact staff. I like playing with different tools because it allows me to play with different kinds of movement and music. Plus, sometimes I just really get into a groove where I want to keep dancing, but the muscles in my hands and arms start to fatigue, so it helps to switch to a different tool that doesn't use those muscles in quite the same way.

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No joke dude, you got the whole "witty banter" thing down pat! I admire that a ton. :) Keep on bein' you!

Congratulations, you just got promoted to best friend. ;)

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Yoooo~ I will be here rooting for you!

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Yum! I'm usually too lazy to make a salad that's more complicated than mixed greens and some dressing. But I could get used to eating pretty salads presented in a tupperware container.

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WELCOME BAAAACK!

 

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I'm here to cheer you along and also any Assassin-ly questions you may have, if you're interested in joining us formally after crushing this challenge!  We have a lot of dancers in our midst of all types!

 

Also HOORAY MFP - I'm getting back to tracking everything after 2 months of... well... not, ehehe~ So I can fuel myself right to LIFT ALL OF THE THINGS!!  *trumpets sound from afar*

 

XD

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