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Allllll dem butts...

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That Star Wars event looks awesome!  But why was Vader acting all friendly, rather than force choking you?  ;)

 

And the Princess Ball picture looks adorable.  Why do you think it'll be the last year?  Is it just that SlothGirl is growing up too fast, and you think she won't be interested in another year?  (They all seem to grow up too fast.    :sorrow:  :sorrow: )

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Chiming in on the P:BA. If you don't want to do jumping jacks, get some bands and do lateral band walks. It will also work the gluteus medius (spelling not included).

 

Also, did you know there is a Butt-ology 101 on the internet?

Interesting: so my butt isn't so big, it is just that my middle is so small compared to my hips. Mmm, and most of this is hereditary, so it isn't my fault, it is my parents' :pirate:

But yip already doing some of the butt exercises mentioned. Mr. Sloth, my hubby is in the same butt-situation as you. It is definitely a cycling thing.

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just dropping by to check on your progress butt

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Chiming in on the P:BA. If you don't want to do jumping jacks, get some bands and do lateral band walks. It will also work the gluteus medius (spelling not included).

 

Also, did you know there is a Butt-ology 101 on the internet?

Band walks sound like a good idea.

 

Butt-ology wasa good read, thanks.

 

I love the Princess Ball pic. Your family is lovely! Following along for Buck Rogers and hilarious butt discussions!

Thank you.  I'm glad to have you along again.

 

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Allllll dem butts...

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Actually I'm okay with the occasional ass slap.

 

That Star Wars event looks awesome!  But why was Vader acting all friendly, rather than force choking you?   ;)

 

And the Princess Ball picture looks adorable.  Why do you think it'll be the last year?  Is it just that SlothGirl is growing up too fast, and you think she won't be interested in another year?  (They all seem to grow up too fast.    :sorrow:  :sorrow: )

He was force choking me, but my own Jedi powers shook it off.

 

Thanks.  She's getting kind of old for it, it's mostly 4 and 5 year olds.  She only occasionally plays princess dress up now and for a long time it was an all day every day activity.

 

Interesting: so my butt isn't so big, it is just that my middle is so small compared to my hips. Mmm, and most of this is hereditary, so it isn't my fault, it is my parents' :pirate:

But yip already doing some of the butt exercises mentioned. Mr. Sloth, my hubby is in the same butt-situation as you. It is definitely a cycling thing.

Very nice.  Little in the middle and big in back is the goal.

 

just dropping by to check on your progress butt

I should probably post progress pics.

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3/2/16 Wednesday

 

Today I played hooky from school.  Yesterday I had a student swear at me in every hour and the janitor did too.  He was pissed at soemthing I never do (fill the recycling with food).  I've gone whole years without anyone except Mrs. Sloth swearing at me.  It was a rough day.  

 

Today I had sushi, got a haircut and a massage.  The massager said I had a tight ass and spent a lot of time trying to loosen it up.  It was a nice afternoon.

 

I was going to have a butt day (KBs), but I tried to do some pullups and couldn't get up.  That's my fatigue indicator so I took it easy.

 

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That does sound like a bad day.  I remember some kid swore at a teacher once in 5th grade.  Back then it was shocking.  Maybe it isn't anymore...to the kids at least.  

 

But at least you have a tight ass.  

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That does sound like a bad day.  I remember some kid swore at a teacher once in 5th grade.  Back then it was shocking.  Maybe it isn't anymore...to the kids at least.  

 

But at least you have a tight ass.  

"Back then" the student would get a swat from a lovely wooden paddle and the parent wouldn't sue.  

 

True story.  My dad smarted off to a gym teacher when he was a Junior in HS.  The gym teacher was an ex boxer and kept gloves in his office.  He was known to occassionaly box a smart ass kid. The gym teacher asked if my dad wanted to go at it and my dad said yes.  My dad was allowed not put on gloves while the teacher did.  My dad said he (my dad) never landed a punch.  However his ears (my dads) hurt for about a week from getting hit over and over again on the ears.  When I went to HS, the teacher was still there and remembered my dad and that incident.

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Sorry about the sucky day, hope tomorrow is better. Even though it may not always feel like it, I am sure you make a good positive difference in the lives of many of your students

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Eish, does sound similar to our schools, but then I think it is a world-wide thing. Not that it makes it better or more acceptable. I agree with Elastigirl, you are undoubtably making a huge, good, impact in the lives of many other students, don't let these get you down.

Glad you got some compliments as well. ;)

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before I decided to get out of debt I had a massage guy who would come to the house and set up. It was awesome. Sadly it was the first thing to go when I decided to start living within my means...

 

sorry about the swearing. I don't know how I'd even react to that.

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Well, I literally have no comment about swearing... Someones been a naughty boy lately.

 

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Here's hoping Thursday is much nicer than Tuesday!!

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I hate when that happens...

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*sigh* My thread has gone to  Hell.  I might as well be a Doodlie.

 

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better than being a tight ass! 

:)

 

I'm starting to visit here just for the gif's.

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That does sound like a bad day.  I remember some kid swore at a teacher once in 5th grade.  Back then it was shocking.  Maybe it isn't anymore...to the kids at least.  

 

But at least you have a tight ass.  

To be clear, before this year it had been years since a student swore at me.  It's still shocking, but this particular group of students is something special.

 

"Back then" the student would get a swat from a lovely wooden paddle and the parent wouldn't sue.  

 

True story.  My dad smarted off to a gym teacher when he was a Junior in HS.  The gym teacher was an ex boxer and kept gloves in his office.  He was known to occassionaly box a smart ass kid. The gym teacher asked if my dad wanted to go at it and my dad said yes.  My dad was allowed not put on gloves while the teacher did.  My dad said he (my dad) never landed a punch.  However his ears (my dads) hurt for about a week from getting hit over and over again on the ears.  When I went to HS, the teacher was still there and remembered my dad and that incident.

I went to the liberal catholic high school, but guys I knew who went to the conservative catholic school had lots of stories like that.  Apparently paddling still happens, I hear tales from teachers who spent a year or two in Texas.  

 

Sorry about the sucky day, hope tomorrow is better. Even though it may not always feel like it, I am sure you make a good positive difference in the lives of many of your students

Thanks.  Not this year I'm not, I'm just holding things together.  I'll have a better next year.

 

Sushi and massage sound like a great antidote to a bad day. Especially with the extra a(ss)ttention to thine indubitably tight backside! 

Thanks, it was a good day.

 

Where I teach, "crazy" and "simple" are heinous swear words.

 

It's not as charming as you'd think.

I don't think I would be able to speak there without creating scandal.

 

Eish, does sound similar to our schools, but then I think it is a world-wide thing. Not that it makes it better or more acceptable. I agree with Elastigirl, you are undoubtably making a huge, good, impact in the lives of many other students, don't let these get you down.

Glad you got some compliments as well. ;)

Our schools aren't typically like that, but language has become a lot more crass in general.  There are a lot of swear words that have become common on TV and thus common in people's every day vernacular.  At the beginning of the year we usually spend some time going over school language and home or street language and I hold them to a higher standard than most of them have at home.  I think it is very worthwhile to learn and practice the difference between home and school/work standards.

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where's your favorite sushi in town? we hit up Masu occassionally but I'm always looking for others.

 

If you ever want the name of my massage therapist, I'll happily hook you up, he's great.

I'm the last person you should ask.  I don't have the palate to tell the difference between good and bad sushi and I'm never sure how to order so I mostly I get it at Lunds or the Teppnayaki Buffet :) When I do go for real sushi I go to BaGu because someone brought me there once and because Mrs. Sloth can get Thai food there.

 

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before I decided to get out of debt I had a massage guy who would come to the house and set up. It was awesome. Sadly it was the first thing to go when I decided to start living within my means...

 

sorry about the swearing. I don't know how I'd even react to that.

I've cut down on my spending, but I'll keep the massage.  It really helps to keep my back functioning.

 

Well, I literally have no comment about swearing... Someones been a naughty boy lately.

 

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:) You're still going.  Impressive.

 

Here's hoping Thursday is much nicer than Tuesday!!

Thank you. :)

 

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*sigh* My thread has gone to  Hell.  I might as well be a Doodlie.

 

Careful what you wish for, brother.  ;)

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