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I HAVE ALLOWED MY BASIC HUMAN VEHICLE TO EXPERIENCE THE EMOTIONAL HIGHS EARNED IN THE LAST CHALLENGE. READ ABOUT IT HERE.

 

THE BEST BLACKBOARD MONITORS ARE NOT EFFICIENT - THEY ARE EFFECTIVE. THEY DO NOT WIPE WELL, THEY WIPE THE CORRECT THING AT THE CORRECT TIME. SO I SHALL TRACK MY DIET VIA THE MEDIUM OF PHOTOGRAPH. I SHALL NOT LOG RUTHLESSLY AND EFFICIENTLY - I MERELY NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS ON THE PLATE, BEFORE IT ENTERS MY ORAL CAVITY.

 

ALL WISE BEINGS PLAN. AS IN SELF-HELP BOOKS, SO SHALL IT BE UPON ENGLAND. I WILL PLAN ALL EVENING MEALS ON EACH SUNDAY, AND I WILL PLAN AT LEAST 2 OTHER MEALS PER WEEK (SNACKS CAN COUNT AS MEALS).

 

I ENJOYED TRAINING ONCE PER WEEK FOR THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. I TRAINED 3 TIMES MORE OFTEN THAN PLANNED. SO THIS CHALLENGE I WILL TRAIN AT LEAST TWICE PER WEEK.

 

FINALLY, I WILL AIM TO GAIN 100XP PER WEEK FOR DUOLINGO SPANISH. THAT IS ONCE PER DAY, PLUS THREE EXTRA SECTIONS.

 

THERE WILL BE A BRIEF, PLEASANT CHEMICAL REACTION IN THE SIMPLISTIC ANIMAL BRAIN OF THE FIRST HUMAN THAT GUESSES THE MYSTERY BONUS TASK I HAVE SET FOR MYSELF.

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TODAY I CONSUMED ONE TURKEY SALAD SANDWICH AND ONE TUNA SANDWICH. FOUR SLICES OF BREAD IS EXCESSIVE, WHICH IS WHY I GET RID OF HALF OF THEM. LAST CHALLENGE SET A GOOD HABIT.

THEN THIS EVENING WE CONSUMED VEGETABLE STIR FRY WITH REDUCED AMOUNTS OF WHOLEMEAL RICE, AND TWO SCRAMBLED EGGS. I WAS STILL HUNGRY, SO THEN I PARTOOK OF SOME NUTS. THEY WERE SATISFYINGLY NUTTY.

MY DUOLINGO STREAK IS SUITABLY INTIMIDATING FOR SOMEONE WHO WRITES IN CAPITAL LETTERS. THE WORDS ARE BECOMING POWERFUL.

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GREAT GOALS, WILL BE FOLLOWING ALONG AGAIN. IS THE MYSTERY GOAL TO CONSUME LESS BREAD THEN IN THE LAST CHALLENGE? ON A SEPERATE NOTE, I AM STILL WORKING OUT THE BEST WAY TO SPEAK IN BOLD, OMINOUS CAPITALS ON MY PHONE

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MEASUREMENTS ONCE PER WEEK ARE DULL YET EXCITING. MY WAIST CONTINUES TO LONGINGLY SEARCH FOR A NEW SMALLER SIZE.

I HAVE NOT EATEN FOUR SLICES OF BREAD THAT LESSER MORTALS WOULD HAVE GLADLY CONSUMED IN A TYPICAL 48 HOUR PERIOD.

I MIGHT HAVE TO ARISE AN HOIR EARLIER TO ACHIEVE THE WORKOUT GOAL. THIS IS VEXING. BLACKBOARD MONITORS ARE NOT KNOWN FOR EFFORTLESS GOOD LOOKS, JUST EFFORTLESS INTELLECT. I NEED BEAUTY SLEEP.

I ALSO ACQUIESCED TO FISH AND CHIPS WITH MUSHY PEAS. I MUST LOVE LADY MONITOR VERY MUCH TO SACRIFICE A HEALTHY MEAL FOR SOMETHING DEEP FRIED.

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I MADE A POOR CHOICE OF GOAL WHEN PLANNING TO TAKE PHOTOS OF CERTAIN COOLECTIONS OF ATOMS THAT ENT MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT, SO I DO NOT DO IT.

I HAVE 100 DUOLINGO POINTS FOR THIS WEEK.

I HAVE WORKED OUT ONCE. THE SMALL HUMAN IS BECOMING MORE DEMANDING AND/OR MORE INTELLIGENT. HOWEVER I DID ENJOY SPRINTING AWAY FROM ZOMBIES.

I HAVE PLANNED FOOD AND WILL BE COLLECTING MY ORDER ON TUESDAY.

I CONTINUE TO TRACK ON TUESDAYS AND EAT HALF OF THE BREAD IN EACH SANDWICH.

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GREAT GOALS, WILL BE FOLLOWING ALONG AGAIN. IS THE MYSTERY GOAL TO CONSUME LESS BREAD THEN IN THE LAST CHALLENGE? ON A SEPERATE NOTE, I AM STILL WORKING OUT THE BEST WAY TO SPEAK IN BOLD, OMINOUS CAPITALS ON MY PHONE

I LIKE THE WAY YOU MADE YOUR TYPING SMALLER YET THICKER AND MORE INTIMIDATING. I RESORT TO THE CAPS LOCK FOR PREFERENCE, IT IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE.

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SHAKSHUKA. IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ANCIENT AND PETTY, VENGEFUL GOD. TASTES LIKE TOMATO AND EGG WITH CUMIN. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

MY DUOLINGO STREAK APPROACHES 40. MEASUREMENTS TOMORROW. SOUP FOR TEA. POSSIBLY A JOB APPLICATION. ZOMBIES TO RUN AWAY FROM. IN MANY WAYS, THIS STRETCH OF TIME IN ONE DIRECTION CALLED LIFE IS QUITE ACCEPTABLE.

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Oh, your updates made me smile.  Keep on observing the craziness that is life.  

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We are better than we know, if we can be made to see it, [then] for the rest of our lives, we'll be unwilling to settle for less.  

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WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A MINI HUMAN, WITH SO LITTLE STRENGTH AND INFLUENCE, COULD MAKE ME, THE CONTROLLER OF WORDS, INFLUENCER OF MINDS, AND OUTSPRINTER OF ZOMBIES, BE OUT OF BED BETWEEN 2 AND 4 AM FOR EXTRA PLAY TIME?

 

I AM ABOUT TO ORDER THIS WEEK'S FOOD (I STILL FEEL A CHEMICAL BUZZ THAT SUGGESTS SMUG IS A GOOD DESCRIPTION, AS THE MEALS ARE ALREADY PLANNED) AND I HAVE RUN AWAY FROM ZOMBIES THIS WEEK.

 

MY EXTREMELY QUESTIONABLE MEASUREMENT HABIT SUGGESTS THAT I AM LOSING INCHES, IF NOT WEIGHT.

 

I WISH TO USE THE WISDOM OF THE GREAT CELIBATE PROPHET, TIMOTHY FERRISS, TO IMPROVE MY DIET IN THE NEXT CHALLENGE TO BUILD FAT LOSS.

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