BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 I HAVE ALLOWED MY BASIC HUMAN VEHICLE TO EXPERIENCE THE EMOTIONAL HIGHS EARNED IN THE LAST CHALLENGE. READ ABOUT IT HERE. THE BEST BLACKBOARD MONITORS ARE NOT EFFICIENT - THEY ARE EFFECTIVE. THEY DO NOT WIPE WELL, THEY WIPE THE CORRECT THING AT THE CORRECT TIME. SO I SHALL TRACK MY DIET VIA THE MEDIUM OF PHOTOGRAPH. I SHALL NOT LOG RUTHLESSLY AND EFFICIENTLY - I MERELY NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS ON THE PLATE, BEFORE IT ENTERS MY ORAL CAVITY. ALL WISE BEINGS PLAN. AS IN SELF-HELP BOOKS, SO SHALL IT BE UPON ENGLAND. I WILL PLAN ALL EVENING MEALS ON EACH SUNDAY, AND I WILL PLAN AT LEAST 2 OTHER MEALS PER WEEK (SNACKS CAN COUNT AS MEALS). I ENJOYED TRAINING ONCE PER WEEK FOR THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE. I TRAINED 3 TIMES MORE OFTEN THAN PLANNED. SO THIS CHALLENGE I WILL TRAIN AT LEAST TWICE PER WEEK. FINALLY, I WILL AIM TO GAIN 100XP PER WEEK FOR DUOLINGO SPANISH. THAT IS ONCE PER DAY, PLUS THREE EXTRA SECTIONS. THERE WILL BE A BRIEF, PLEASANT CHEMICAL REACTION IN THE SIMPLISTIC ANIMAL BRAIN OF THE FIRST HUMAN THAT GUESSES THE MYSTERY BONUS TASK I HAVE SET FOR MYSELF. 1 Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
Chris-Tien Jinn Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Which season of Zombies Run! are you doing?? Quote Some sort of Jedi ..... We are better than we know, if we can be made to see it, [then] for the rest of our lives, we'll be unwilling to settle for less. Current Challenge: Return of the Persistent Priestess Past Challenges: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35. 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42 "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- James T. Kirk Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted February 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Which season of Zombies Run! are you doing??THE FIRST. AT MY CURRENT AVERAGE RUNS PER WEEK, I WILL COMPLETE SEASON ONE SHORTLY AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE STAR WARS EPIDSODE IX REMAKE. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted February 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 MEALS ARE PLANNED IN PREPARATION. I HOPE THE SCHOOL 'RESTAURANT' MENU IS NOT AS DEPRESSING AS USUAL. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted February 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 TODAY I CONSUMED ONE TURKEY SALAD SANDWICH AND ONE TUNA SANDWICH. FOUR SLICES OF BREAD IS EXCESSIVE, WHICH IS WHY I GET RID OF HALF OF THEM. LAST CHALLENGE SET A GOOD HABIT.THEN THIS EVENING WE CONSUMED VEGETABLE STIR FRY WITH REDUCED AMOUNTS OF WHOLEMEAL RICE, AND TWO SCRAMBLED EGGS. I WAS STILL HUNGRY, SO THEN I PARTOOK OF SOME NUTS. THEY WERE SATISFYINGLY NUTTY.MY DUOLINGO STREAK IS SUITABLY INTIMIDATING FOR SOMEONE WHO WRITES IN CAPITAL LETTERS. THE WORDS ARE BECOMING POWERFUL.HASTA MAÑANA AMIGOS. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
Jarric Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 GREAT GOALS, WILL BE FOLLOWING ALONG AGAIN. IS THE MYSTERY GOAL TO CONSUME LESS BREAD THEN IN THE LAST CHALLENGE? ON A SEPERATE NOTE, I AM STILL WORKING OUT THE BEST WAY TO SPEAK IN BOLD, OMINOUS CAPITALS ON MY PHONE Quote Level 13 Wood Elf Ranger IAgreeWithTank™ "Shit is going down, but I am not." - iatetheyeti Don't say "I don't have enough time", say instead "that's not a priority right now" and see how that makes you feel. Forum Posts: Current Challenge - Homemaking - 2021 Road Map - Make a House a Home External: Epic Quest - Instagram - Strava Spoiler Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Old Stuff: Battle Log - My Introduction - 2017 Road Map - 2018 Road Map - 2019 Road Map Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 THIS PAST 16 HOURS OF HUMAN SHAPED EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN GOID, AND YET SO TIRING. I SHALL POST TOMORROW. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
Maggie-Miau Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 LOOKING FORWARD TO FOLLOWING ALONG. YOU WILL SLAY, BLACKBOARD MONITOR. Quote Matthew 25:34-40 Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 MEASUREMENTS ONCE PER WEEK ARE DULL YET EXCITING. MY WAIST CONTINUES TO LONGINGLY SEARCH FOR A NEW SMALLER SIZE.I HAVE NOT EATEN FOUR SLICES OF BREAD THAT LESSER MORTALS WOULD HAVE GLADLY CONSUMED IN A TYPICAL 48 HOUR PERIOD. I MIGHT HAVE TO ARISE AN HOIR EARLIER TO ACHIEVE THE WORKOUT GOAL. THIS IS VEXING. BLACKBOARD MONITORS ARE NOT KNOWN FOR EFFORTLESS GOOD LOOKS, JUST EFFORTLESS INTELLECT. I NEED BEAUTY SLEEP.I ALSO ACQUIESCED TO FISH AND CHIPS WITH MUSHY PEAS. I MUST LOVE LADY MONITOR VERY MUCH TO SACRIFICE A HEALTHY MEAL FOR SOMETHING DEEP FRIED. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL DAY. THERE SEEMS TO BE LESS MINUTES PER DAY THAN IN LAST CHALLENGE HOWEVER. I WONDER WHERE THEY HAVE GONE? Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I OUTSPRINTED THE ZOMBIES SEVERAL TIMES THIS EVENING. PERHAPS THEY WANT MY LEFTOVER BREAD? Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 I MADE A POOR CHOICE OF GOAL WHEN PLANNING TO TAKE PHOTOS OF CERTAIN COOLECTIONS OF ATOMS THAT ENT MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT, SO I DO NOT DO IT.I HAVE 100 DUOLINGO POINTS FOR THIS WEEK.I HAVE WORKED OUT ONCE. THE SMALL HUMAN IS BECOMING MORE DEMANDING AND/OR MORE INTELLIGENT. HOWEVER I DID ENJOY SPRINTING AWAY FROM ZOMBIES.I HAVE PLANNED FOOD AND WILL BE COLLECTING MY ORDER ON TUESDAY.I CONTINUE TO TRACK ON TUESDAYS AND EAT HALF OF THE BREAD IN EACH SANDWICH. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 LOOKING FORWARD TO FOLLOWING ALONG. YOU WILL SLAY, BLACKBOARD MONITOR.YOU ARE TOO KIND, ANTHROPOMORPHIC FELINE. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 GREAT GOALS, WILL BE FOLLOWING ALONG AGAIN. IS THE MYSTERY GOAL TO CONSUME LESS BREAD THEN IN THE LAST CHALLENGE? ON A SEPERATE NOTE, I AM STILL WORKING OUT THE BEST WAY TO SPEAK IN BOLD, OMINOUS CAPITALS ON MY PHONEI LIKE THE WAY YOU MADE YOUR TYPING SMALLER YET THICKER AND MORE INTIMIDATING. I RESORT TO THE CAPS LOCK FOR PREFERENCE, IT IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 SHAKSHUKA. IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ANCIENT AND PETTY, VENGEFUL GOD. TASTES LIKE TOMATO AND EGG WITH CUMIN. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.MY DUOLINGO STREAK APPROACHES 40. MEASUREMENTS TOMORROW. SOUP FOR TEA. POSSIBLY A JOB APPLICATION. ZOMBIES TO RUN AWAY FROM. IN MANY WAYS, THIS STRETCH OF TIME IN ONE DIRECTION CALLED LIFE IS QUITE ACCEPTABLE. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 DUOLINGO HAS BEEN GRACED BY MY PRESENCE 39 TIMES. MY MEASUREMENTS CONTINUE TO SHOW A REDUCTION IN UNNECESSARY BODY MASS. I HOPE TO BE ACTIVE TOMORROW.I MADE BROCCOLI PESTO TO GO WITH A SLOW CARB INSPIRED EVENING MEAL. SOUP LACKS MORAL FIBRE. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 40 DAY DUOLINGO STREAK. I HAVE LEFT EPIC, MAJOR KEY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC IN MY WAKE FOR SEVERAL HOURS. WILL I COMPLETE 2 WORKOUTS THIS WEEK? I HOPE SO BECAUSE I ENJOY THE SWEATY FEELING. 1 Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 IRONICALLY I LOST MY 40 DAY DUOLINGO STREAK. I almost feel mortal. BUT I WILL STILL MEET MY GOAL OF 100XP PER WEEK.I HOPE TO REPORT POSITIVE NEWS OF A WORKOUT SOON. 1 Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 100 XP ON DUOLINGO.EXCELLENT DIETARY PREPARATION.NO WORKOUT - HOWEVER A NEW CV, A JOB APPLICATION, LINKEDIN WIZARDRY, AND SMALL HUMAN MAINTENANCE AND CARE. A GOOD TWO DAYS WHICH HAVE BEEN ARBITRARILY IDENTIFIED AS NOT WORK DAYS BY SOCIETY. 1 Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 10 XP FOR DUOLINGO. THAT IS ALL. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 I HAVE ALREDY PLANNED MY MEALS FOR NEXT WEEK. FEAR ME, HABIT FORMATION.MY DUOLINGO STREAK RISES FROM THE ASHES ONCE MORE. 1 Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 I AM CONFUSED. WHILST MONITORING IS FOR LIFE, THIS FLESH-BEING CONCEPT OF 'JOB' IS APPARENTLY TEMPORARY, LIKE EMOTIONS AND TIME. IN ADDITION TO GOALS, I HAVE ALSO SEARCHED FOR NEW MONEY EARNING OPPORTUNITIES. MY BODY OS PRODUCING SMUGNESS CHEMICALS. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
Chris-Tien Jinn Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Oh, your updates made me smile. Keep on observing the craziness that is life. Quote Some sort of Jedi ..... We are better than we know, if we can be made to see it, [then] for the rest of our lives, we'll be unwilling to settle for less. Current Challenge: Return of the Persistent Priestess Past Challenges: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35. 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42 "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- James T. Kirk Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 14 hours ago, Chris-Tien Jinn said: Oh, your updates made me smile. Keep on observing the craziness that is life. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, KIND SAGE. WHY SAGE, AND NOT TARRAGON? OR PERHAPS BASIL? Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
BLACKBOARD MONITOR Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A MINI HUMAN, WITH SO LITTLE STRENGTH AND INFLUENCE, COULD MAKE ME, THE CONTROLLER OF WORDS, INFLUENCER OF MINDS, AND OUTSPRINTER OF ZOMBIES, BE OUT OF BED BETWEEN 2 AND 4 AM FOR EXTRA PLAY TIME? I AM ABOUT TO ORDER THIS WEEK'S FOOD (I STILL FEEL A CHEMICAL BUZZ THAT SUGGESTS SMUG IS A GOOD DESCRIPTION, AS THE MEALS ARE ALREADY PLANNED) AND I HAVE RUN AWAY FROM ZOMBIES THIS WEEK. MY EXTREMELY QUESTIONABLE MEASUREMENT HABIT SUGGESTS THAT I AM LOSING INCHES, IF NOT WEIGHT. I WISH TO USE THE WISDOM OF THE GREAT CELIBATE PROPHET, TIMOTHY FERRISS, TO IMPROVE MY DIET IN THE NEXT CHALLENGE TO BUILD FAT LOSS. Quote WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN. MY SHORT INTRODUCTION POST. Link to post
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