Guzzi Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 On 12/06/2017 at 3:21 PM, Frost of the Gloaming said: Geez old person, I at least wait until 9:30 before going to bed....when did I get so old I should probably point out that I'm asleep before nine because my sleep is messed up to fuck and I'm in a lot of pain, not because I'm old. And don't bother commenting on the act that I nap most afternoons either! At least I'm not queuing up at the Post Office and buying cat food yet! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Meh if I got up at 7am I would go to bed at 11pm, but I get up and go to the gym at 5:30am and that is why I go to bed at 9:30pm Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Raincloak Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 I just listened to a chiptune and you know what, it's amazing how people can get obsessed with the most obscure shit and make art out of it. I mean, really. Computer hardware 30 years obsolete? Somebody's spent ages studying it. Bottlecaps? They have whole CONVENTIONS for bottlecaps. Butterflies? Tea? Clouds? Squidgy things that live in the mud at the bottom of the ocean? The 4000 different varieties of pears? Someone has studied these things and written books on them. Just because they wanted to. Humans are funny. 4 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 On 6/15/2017 at 0:54 PM, Guzzi said: I should probably point out that I'm asleep before nine because my sleep is messed up to fuck and I'm in a lot of pain, not because I'm old. And don't bother commenting on the act that I nap most afternoons either! At least I'm not queuing up at the Post Office and buying cat food yet! Wait a minute, you can get cat food at the Post Office? 2 Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 23 hours ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said: Wait a minute, you can get cat food at the Post Office? You can in this country! They put Post Office counters inside shops, so you can buy your cat food and collect your pension all at the same place. My local shop when I lived in Weisdale was a grocery shop, newsagent, off licence, petrol station and post office rolled into one. It was great! In Scalloway our post office is in the chemist which I've always found odd. What do all the little old ladies do, they have to go next door for their cat food, that seems a little unfair. 4 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 "My local shop when I lived in Weisdale was a grocery shop, newsagent, off licence, petrol station and post office rolled into one. It was great! " That was like one of the places I lived in growing up, all of that and it wasn't uncommon for people to use snowmobiles in the winter and horses during the summer; honestly it was shorter by miles to cut through the woods to my friends house than it was to ride my bike down the road. 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Luds Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 On 6/10/2017 at 10:20 PM, Guzzi said: Good man @Luds! What are you thinking of getting once the whole training/test thingy is outta the way? Oh oh and by the way... Motorcycles are completely safe, ok? Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. hehe... totally agree... hurtling down the road at 60, with no metal around me.. what can go wrong ? What i would like is a Honda AfricanTwin (...the full midlife-crisis package, indeed..), but I think a second hand Honda NC750 is more realistic.. might have to drive up to the north to get a good deal.. prices at reputable dealers in the republic for bikes are .. interesting.. i mean jeeeeeezzz.. but I like the idea of not buying a lemon when the tarmac is so close Quote Remember that sensory deprivation causes hallucinations Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cartoons-anxiety-depression_us_59385ce9e4b0b13f2c667c37?section=us_healthy-living Currently am re-watching the Avatar: The Last Air Bender series with my daughter 3 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Luds said: What i would like is a Honda AfricanTwin (...the full midlife-crisis package, indeed..), Do iiiiiiiiiitttt! I hitched a ride on an Africa Twin once when I was heading out to watch the SSDT (Scottish Six Day Trials, the biggest motorcycle trial in.... Europe? The world? I dunno, but it's big and it takes place in and around my home town). I was amazed at how nimble and easy to throw around it was, on some very twisty back roads. The only thing I found an issue was how bloody tall it was! I have a 32" inside leg and I struggled to get on it. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Today, I will be shitting myself inside out. They want to shove a camera up my nether regions so I've had no food since 6pm last night and I'm not allowed anything until after the procedure is done. Intermittent fast = done! Now I need to take some seriously strong laxatives to clean out my back passage as if the Queen was coming to visit. 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Wow the Queen likes to get kinky eh? 2 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 How the other half live 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 I'm scared to fart 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Raincloak Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 May the farts (not?) be with you Guz. 2 Quote Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Hylian Assassin 5'5", 143 lbs. Half-marathon: 3:02It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 You should have gotten on a scale before and after. Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Yeah, that would have been interesting. Never thought of that in time. Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
SjardisDead Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Guzzi said: I'm scared to fart Why? Don't you like Butterflies and rainbows anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 She was afraid to find the penny she ate in Kindergarten 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
SjardisDead Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Frost of the Gloaming said: She was afraid to find the penny she ate in Kindergarten Why do we need banks when we have Guzzi? 1 Quote Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 I think because she can only take coins, paper bills clog up the system 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 Oi!!! Cut it out you pair! I thought it would be interesting to weigh myself yesterday morning, having eaten nothing for over 24h and basically pooped out anything that was lurking around in my intestines. My lowest weight recorded so far is 63.5kg, my weight yesterday morning was....... (drumroll please).... 64.4kg Doh! So much for THAT theory! And interestingly I stood on the scale this morning after going a little nuts last night when I was FINALLY allowed to eat again, and I weighed..... 64.4kg **shakes head in disbelief** 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 Meh I wouldn't worry about it to much, every ones weight fluctuates during the day Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
SjardisDead Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Guzzi said: 64.4kg Doh! So much for THAT theory! So the penny is still inside? Quote Link to comment
Guzzi Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Frost of the Gloaming said: Meh I wouldn't worry about it to much, every ones weight fluctuates during the day Yeah, I was just doing it for shits and giggles. My weight can easily fluctuate 2-3lbs over the course of a day let alone day to day. I was just expecting to see a low number since I wasn't carrying any "waste" weight 5 hours ago, Sjard said: So the penny is still inside? No, I spent it. Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Is it a penny to drop the kids off at the pool? 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
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