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You finally got your big break into showbusiness! Hooray!

Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger

[ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ]

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

- Maurice Moss

 

 

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Wow some one's insanity is boring, same color hair, using a metal shiv, ripped shorts, might as well have named him Rage

 

I mean really what's insane about stabbing someone with a knife and not killing some one with a jack in a box filled with nightmares, "I will show you fear in a handful of dust" , or being one static image and not a plethora of cascading images that has no discernible mouth but you hear every word it says and it can invade your every thought even the ones you thought were well hidden

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Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know..........

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Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim

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On 13/08/2016 at 10:33 AM, SevenofSeven said:

Just a question Guzzi. Do the babies become snake chew toys? Just wondering...........

 

'Fraid so.  They get a good life up until that point though and we humanely euthanise them before they become food.  They just fall asleep, never knowing what's happening or feeling scared.  It's really hard but it's far more ethical than buying them frozen, they way they're bred/kept in those commercial rodent farms is just horrible!  **shudders**

 

On 15/08/2016 at 2:36 PM, Bearded_Dragon said:

Apart from the forestomach thing they do share a similar phisiology. 

 

Also, just like us they will eat their babies if they're deformed...

 

Ha! I spat out my tea reading that! :D 

 

23 minutes ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

Wow some one's insanity is boring, same color hair, using a metal shiv, ripped shorts, might as well have named him Rage

 

I mean really what's insane about stabbing someone with a knife and not killing some one with a jack in a box filled with nightmares, "I will show you fear in a handful of dust" , or being one static image and not a plethora of cascading images that has no discernible mouth but you hear every word it says and it can invade your every thought even the ones you thought were well hidden

 

Good to see you back Frosty!  And that^^^ has to be the Post of the Day!  Well done.

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1 hour ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

Wow some one's insanity is boring, same color hair, using a metal shiv, ripped shorts, might as well have named him Rage

 

I mean really what's insane about stabbing someone with a knife and not killing some one with a jack in a box filled with nightmares, "I will show you fear in a handful of dust" , or being one static image and not a plethora of cascading images that has no discernible mouth but you hear every word it says and it can invade your every thought even the ones you thought were well hidden

Well it was made by a normal person, I'm a fan of the Pennywise or Jason look... :-)

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we had a ton of boxes to break down yesterday, so instead of being a normal person and just cutting them down with a knife we decided to use them as crash pads, the last box of the night I had my daughter arm drag me through the box and instead of letting my arm go she held on to my wrist and locked in an arm bar which I sold and submitted ha

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Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim

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This will only make sense to the people of the US, Happy New Year!

 

To me there is officially two New Years and one calendar New Year, the one that makes the most sense is with the return of the Sun in the Northern Hemisphere, the other is in the Fall when kids start going back to school, with all the clubs and games starting up again, lawmakers actually going back to work and the football season starts. Which even if it's not a true New Year makes for a good time for a fresh start and to make a few resolutions.

 

Calendar New Year is bullshit and is only to keep people on the same page

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23 hours ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

HEY HO, LET'S GO!!

 

 

Who you callin' a ho?!

Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger

[ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ]

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

- Maurice Moss

 

 

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38 minutes ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

This will only make sense to the people of the US, Happy New Year!

 

To me there is officially two New Years and one calendar New Year, the one that makes the most sense is with the return of the Sun in the Northern Hemisphere, the other is in the Fall when kids start going back to school, with all the clubs and games starting up again, lawmakers actually going back to work and the football season starts. Which even if it's not a true New Year makes for a good time for a fresh start and to make a few resolutions.

 

Calendar New Year is bullshit and is only to keep people on the same page

New Year's Day was originally set to be on the Winter Solstice. But this was the Julian calendar, and since it did not have leap years, the dates of the solstice and the new year drifted apart.

 

When the Roman Catholic Church set the date for Christmas, they also chose the Winter Solstice. But again, Julian calendar, dates drifted.

 

Now we have the Gregorian calendar, and the dates are set, and they make no sense.

 

PROGRESS!

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Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger

[ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ]

Spoiler

 

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

- Maurice Moss

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Frost of the Gloaming said:

if the shoe fits

Fair enough...

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Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger

[ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ]

Spoiler

 

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

- Maurice Moss

 

 

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19 hours ago, RandMart said:

The patent office approves of this orientation.

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Obviously this patent was applied for by a cat...

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Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger

[ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ]

Spoiler

 

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

- Maurice Moss

 

 

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On 8/25/2016 at 6:41 AM, Frost of the Gloaming said:

This will only make sense to the people of the US, Happy New Year!

 

To me there is officially two New Years and one calendar New Year, the one that makes the most sense is with the return of the Sun in the Northern Hemisphere, the other is in the Fall when kids start going back to school, with all the clubs and games starting up again, lawmakers actually going back to work and the football season starts. Which even if it's not a true New Year makes for a good time for a fresh start and to make a few resolutions.

 

Calendar New Year is bullshit and is only to keep people on the same page

 

Jews get a New Year every September/October.  With New Year's resolutions preceded by sweet honey, and then enforced by a 25-hour killer fast.

 

(we also have a New Year for trees -- yes trees -- in February.)

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Men's boxer shorts are far more comfortable than women's pants.

 

Why do we have to wear things that are designed to ride up our ass cheeks and give us a continual wedgie? It's bullshit! 

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Make Life Rue The Day                             Turning back the clock                                                Recipe book  14

 

Life is far too short to take seriously

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