Asa Pond Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 So here's the thing... I'm a bit paranoid about getting murdered. Young lady in today's society? Not the safest. So I started listening to a podcast called My Favorite Murder - which hasn't helped. But it also made me realize that my entire fitness regime is essentially about "Staying Sexy and not Getting Murdered". Goals: 1) Stay Sexy - 3 Workouts that are not Krav Maga per week (conditioning, running, climbing, weight lifting, pilates, dance, etc). 2) Don't Get Murdered - At least 2 Krav Maga Sessions per week 3) Here's the Thing... Eff Everyone - Can't move on or up without studying. At least 3 hours of studying per week (French, LSAT, or other intellectual pursuit outside of work) 4) Get Bendy. - Flexibility work at least once a day. No time limit but have to do something. 5) Get a Job. Buy your own stuff. Stay out of the forest. Collect some flags. - To Do Items (FYI - there's a lot of references throughout this challenge that may seem weird but come directly from Georgia and Karen - the hosts of MFM. I highly recommend listening if you are at all interested in true crime stuff.) 8 Quote Fallaces sunt rerum species et hominum spes fallunt. Link to comment
Asa Pond Posted February 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Still Alive? Check in. Success Rate: Staying Sexy: (Week 0 Completion: 30/30, Week 1 Completion: 20/30, Week 2 Completion: 30/30, Week 3 Completion: 20/30, Week 4 Completion: 10/30, Total Completion: 110/150) Don't Get Murdered: (Week 0 Completion: 20/20, Week 1 Completion: 20/20, Week 2 Completion: 30/20, Week 3 Completion: 20/20, Week 4 Completion: 20/20, Total Completion: 110/100) Eff Everyone: (Week 0 Completion: 7.5/30, Week 1 Completion: 12.5/30, Week 2: 5/30, Week 3 Completion: 10/30, Week 4 Completion: 10/30, Total Completion: 35/150) Get Bendy: (Week 0 Completion: 14/14, Week 1 Completion: 14/14, Week 2 Completion: 12/14, Week 3 Completion: 14/14, Week 4 Completion: 12/14, Total Completion: 66/70) Flags Collected: (Week 0 Completion: 6, Week 1 Completion: 6, Week 2 Completion: 7, Week 3 Completion: 16, Week 4 Completion: 11, Total Completion: 40/50) Total points = 358 / 520 2 Quote Fallaces sunt rerum species et hominum spes fallunt. Link to comment
Myrik Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Good plans, best of luck. 1 Quote Myrik's blue print for the Year of the Fire Rooster Challenges: Current Past: I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X XI XII XIII XIV XV XVI XVII XVIII Tracker Myfitnesspal Garmin Account Stories Art of Manliness reading list Link to comment
Manarelle Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Love it. Let's go for a perfect 100% on the title goals. 1 Quote Manarelle the Level 60 Amazon Assassin Challenges: 1-10, 11-20, 21-30, 31-40, 41-50, 51-60, Current Link to comment
sylph Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 I <3 your challenge title. It reminds my of something my husband and I have: "The 1st Rule of Roadtrips: No Dying" 2 Quote Link to comment
RogueLibrarian Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Uh, I'M sorrryyy.... I love this challenge so much I have tears in my eyes. 1 Quote "We can be heroes" Link to comment
Asa Pond Posted February 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 3 hours ago, RogueLibrarian said: Uh, I'M sorrryyy.... I love this challenge so much I have tears in my eyes. GET. IT. Is that Elvis???? OMG I love it. 1 Quote Fallaces sunt rerum species et hominum spes fallunt. Link to comment
RogueLibrarian Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 He's got a cookie. EEEEOWW 1 Quote "We can be heroes" Link to comment
Lord Pakku, the Unhinged Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 im curious what happens if you totally fail your not getting murdered goals one week do we send search parties to find your remains? do we hold your remains accountable for finishing this challenge? Quote my battle log - RAWR! like a lion. fierce my second four week challenge - the sound a spider makes before it jumps at your face! terrifying 1st challenge my instagram - the sound of a beautiful baby quail, fighting cross country to reunite with his estranged father. determination! Link to comment
Asa Pond Posted February 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Lord Pakku, the Unhinged said: im curious what happens if you totally fail your not getting murdered goals one week do we send search parties to find your remains? do we hold your remains accountable for finishing this challenge? Yes. Preferably search parties on horseback. Absolutely. Please make sure my remains remain committed to my overall goals. Just because I get murdered, doesn't mean I get to slack off. No excuses. 5 Quote Fallaces sunt rerum species et hominum spes fallunt. Link to comment
Cataleya Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 yes all of this is good 1 Quote Cataleya Tries to Regain Her Balance Instagram | MyFitnessPal Link to comment
RogueLibrarian Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Asa Pond said: Yes. Preferably search parties on horseback. We're gonna need some horses. STEP 1: STEAL HORSES 22 minutes ago, Asa Pond said: Absolutely. Please make sure my remains remain committed to my overall goals. Just because I get murdered, doesn't mean I get to slack off. No excuses. *begins taking notes for elaborate Weekend-at-Bernie's-style plan* 5 Quote "We can be heroes" Link to comment
raptron Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 2 Quote Raptron, alot assassin 67 | 66 | 65 | 64 | 63 | 62 | 61 | 60 | 59 | 58 | 57 | 56 | 55 | 54 | 53 | 52 | 51 | 50 | 49 | 48 | 47 | 46 | 45 | 44 | 43 | 42 | 41 | 40 | 39 | 38 | 37 | 36 | 35 | 34 | 33 | 32 | 31 | 30 | 29 | 28 | 27 | 26 | 25 | 24 | 23 | 22 | 21 | 20 | 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 Link to comment
Mad Hatter Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 LOVE THIS! 1 Quote Link to comment
Lord Pakku, the Unhinged Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 5 hours ago, RogueLibrarian said: STEP 1: STEAL HORSES i think we should start the prepwork early. you know what they say, the best search parties organized before the person was even missing and presumed dead they all say that. i say that. i want a horse. 3 Quote my battle log - RAWR! like a lion. fierce my second four week challenge - the sound a spider makes before it jumps at your face! terrifying 1st challenge my instagram - the sound of a beautiful baby quail, fighting cross country to reunite with his estranged father. determination! Link to comment
Jonesy Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 11 hours ago, Asa Pond said: Yes. Preferably search parties on horseback. Absolutely. Please make sure my remains remain committed to my overall goals. Just because I get murdered, doesn't mean I get to slack off. No excuses. Remains?? I expect a ghost assassin out of you, you can even have your own horse! 3 Quote Fitocracy GoodReads MyFitnessPal Spoiler Previous Challenges: 2020: 1.20 - 2019: 1.19 l 2.19 2018: 1.18 l 2.18 l 3.18 l 4.18 l 5.18 l 6.18 l 7.18 2017: 1.17 I 2.17 I 3.17 I 4.17 I 5.17 l 6.17 l 7.17 l 8.17 I 9.17 l 10.17 2016: 1.16 l 2.16 l DA v.1 l DA v.2 I DA v.2 Reloaded I DA v.3 I DA v.4 I 8.16 I 9.16 I DA v.5 I 11.16 2012: 1 2013: 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6 l 7 l 8 2014: 9 l 10 l Not Done Yet l Time to Conquer l Conquering HFC for Life! Link to comment
Asa Pond Posted February 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Jonesy said: Remains?? I expect a ghost assassin out of you, you can even have your own horse! I like where you are going with this... But the goal is still to not get murdered. Let's not get off track here. 2 Quote Fallaces sunt rerum species et hominum spes fallunt. Link to comment
Asa Pond Posted February 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 This challenge is off to a great start: Went to Krav Maga yesterday - had my first taste of sexism when a guy refused to be my partner. But honestly, I'm super impressed with how long that took and one dude out of, like, 50 is pretty good. I also signed my contract with them, so I am officially making Krav Maga a regular thing. Here's to not getting murdered. Today I did 30 minutes of core work - gotta stay sexy. Annnnd I stretched both days. Still need to work on scheduling studying back into my days. 4 Quote Fallaces sunt rerum species et hominum spes fallunt. Link to comment
Mad Hatter Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Asa Pond said: a guy refused to be my partner. Really? What was his reason? Quote Link to comment
Jonesy Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Asa Pond said: Went to Krav Maga yesterday - had my first taste of sexism when a guy refused to be my partner. But honestly, I'm super impressed with how long that took and one dude out of, like, 50 is pretty good. I also signed my contract with them, so I am officially making Krav Maga a regular thing. Here's to not getting murdered. Woohoo for committing and I'm also kind of surprised it took so long for us to hear about a sexism incident. 27 minutes ago, Mad Hatter said: Really? What was his reason? I was also wondering this. My first thought was he's insecure and doesn't want to look like he is getting beat by a girl. 2 Quote Fitocracy GoodReads MyFitnessPal Spoiler Previous Challenges: 2020: 1.20 - 2019: 1.19 l 2.19 2018: 1.18 l 2.18 l 3.18 l 4.18 l 5.18 l 6.18 l 7.18 2017: 1.17 I 2.17 I 3.17 I 4.17 I 5.17 l 6.17 l 7.17 l 8.17 I 9.17 l 10.17 2016: 1.16 l 2.16 l DA v.1 l DA v.2 I DA v.2 Reloaded I DA v.3 I DA v.4 I 8.16 I 9.16 I DA v.5 I 11.16 2012: 1 2013: 2 l 3 l 4 l 5 l 6 l 7 l 8 2014: 9 l 10 l Not Done Yet l Time to Conquer l Conquering HFC for Life! Link to comment
RogueLibrarian Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 8 hours ago, Jonesy said: I was also wondering this. My first thought was he's insecure and doesn't want to look like he is getting beat by a girl. ^ mine too. 2 Quote "We can be heroes" Link to comment
Asa Pond Posted February 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 9 hours ago, Mad Hatter said: Really? What was his reason? 9 hours ago, Jonesy said: Woohoo for committing and I'm also kind of surprised it took so long for us to hear about a sexism incident. I was also wondering this. My first thought was he's insecure and doesn't want to look like he is getting beat by a girl. 59 minutes ago, RogueLibrarian said: ^ mine too. Great question - I'm not entirely sure. He just looked at me disgusted and was like "No I need a guy". The best part about this is that it wasn't even partnering up for the whole class - it was for a warm-up exercise called shoulder tag where you just try to hit the other person's shoulders and then switch partners after a minute or so. Not a big deal - I just shrugged it off and ended up with a better partner for it anyway. 4 Quote Fallaces sunt rerum species et hominum spes fallunt. Link to comment
RogueLibrarian Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/christ-what-an-asshole 4 Quote "We can be heroes" Link to comment
Mad Hatter Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Wow. 1 Quote Link to comment
LouCarJo Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Glad he proved his point ;-) Also, hello and nice challenge :-) 1 Quote Link to comment
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